From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7601
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:09 AM
Hahaha.

I guess the potty humor doesn't entertain me anymore.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7602
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:10 AM
Ransome said:

yeah I dated a girl like that in my 20's
unrelated, her children seem stupid
Are you sure they're unrelated.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #7603
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:11 AM
the old "pee pee poo poo" practically knocks 'em over at the 5th grade talent show
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7604
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:11 AM
Space Cat said:

Do you have any material at all? You're about as amusing as a wet sock.

I wish you guys would figure out how to spend more time with family instead of talking like fifth grade bullies.

I guess I've grown up and sit waiting for you guys to do the same.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7605
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:11 AM
myusername said:

the old "pee pee poo poo" practically knocks 'em over at the 5th grade talent show

Haha
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7606
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:13 AM
You guys make me miss drinking beer for two seconds.

Then someone says something really crass or makes s murder joke and I am reminded that our great Spunone never cared for that shit.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7607
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:17 AM
So anyway. Great Friday night all of us homebodies are spending on the internet.

I am personally sober and ready the whole Bible for a couple of years and considered dating someone and realized I don't want to and I am running out things to do and I am so over reading about politics each day.

I am literally running out of hobbies and I am not a very social person irl.

We have to figure out some other way to entertain ourselves then you guys saying shit that could get the site shut down for all of us.

Just be cool, please.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7608
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:19 AM
Forgive my typos. I became old over ten years through COVID while homeless. I'm tired, man.

And no nothing has improved. I just live slightly differently now.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7609
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:19 AM
Happy Friday night, all. Please be good to each other.
From: haze - is having a bad day #7610
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:23 AM
Heh
From: slimwhitem #7611
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:25 AM
wow haze plz stfu
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7612
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:40 AM
Haha shaddup
From: ghoast - Master Botanist #7613
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:47 AM
I was fixin to ask if you wanna get high but never mind
From: haze - is having a bad day #7614
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:50 AM
I feel like I pooped too early today. I already miss it.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7615
Date: 05/02/26 @ 3:32 AM
I wish you guys would figure out how to spend more time with family instead of talking like fifth grade bullies.
Listen, Judge Snooty, you've seen about 2.5 minutes worth of inconsecutive seconds of my day, and most of those were from when I was at work, so chill.

I spent time with my daughter this morning before work, then she was dropped off at my work after her day program - it's a half day on Fridays - and we had lunch, then I left work early when I found out my dad was transferred from the rehab center back to the hospital because he won't eat, and we drove one town over and picked up my mom and brought her back to the city because that's where the hospital is, and we all spent an hour in a waiting room with my sister and BIL waiting for my dad to get admitted, then we spent an hour visiting my dad, then I drove my daughter to Pop Shelf and bought her a bracelet she couldn't stop talking about, then we went home and I made us a snack and did some dishes, then I chilled for 10 minutes before driving her across town to her baseball game, and after that we grabbed some dinner from Taco Bell and came home to eat, then watched a horror movie together, then I gave her her nighttime meds and put her to bed.

Sometimes in between shit like that, I might post something here. Maybe it's funny, maybe it misses. It's no one's job to amuse you anyway. We're all living lives you don't see. We don't live here.

How much time did you spend with your family today?
From: Ransome #7616
Date: 05/02/26 @ 4:18 AM
More like americummm
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7617
Date: 05/02/26 @ 5:38 AM
I don't know man. Just be polite.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7618
Date: 05/02/26 @ 5:43 AM
Actually, if you guys want this space to be derogatory and put each other down after spending time with your family and kids go for it.

I'll leave you be. It's not my liability. You have all mostly turned to into low grade internet trolls.
From: idsaluteyoubub #7619
Date: 05/02/26 @ 5:53 AM
Try therapy, salem.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7620
Date: 05/02/26 @ 5:59 AM
You guys are aware that interest bullying can actually send a person to prison, right?
From: Sepharo #7621
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:31 AM
hey how's it goin poopers
From: Sepharo #7622
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:31 AM
uh oh
From: haze - is having a bad day #7623
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:32 AM
The Poop Police, they live inside of my head.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7624
Date: 05/02/26 @ 8:25 AM
signed a poopo lease today am i cooked
From: cmtz #7625
Date: 05/02/26 @ 8:56 AM
"Someone said something I didnt like after I tried picking a fight - I am being BULLIED!!!"
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #7626
Date: 05/02/26 @ 9:23 AM
Got home and eating my dinner and my tootsies are woofin and y'all a bunch of smelly bullies, fiteme
From: slimwhitem #7627
Date: 05/02/26 @ 9:24 AM
if all this drama was because space cat said he was going to knock up and off my friend, then i get it. it was p traumatizing

if it was because of something i said, then how dare you. let me live my life
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #7628
Date: 05/02/26 @ 9:25 AM
But did your friend flake on or in you
From: slimwhitem #7629
Date: 05/02/26 @ 9:32 AM
oh he made it, but i gave him the cold shoulder and made him sit on the other side of the ball pit as punishment
From: Ransome #7630
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:24 AM
lol fuck I’m in prison
The beans suck
From: idsaluteyoubub #7631
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:44 AM
Put a poopo on them.
From: L Q #7632
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:50 AM
Please fart on my taint.
From: Sepharo #7633
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:51 AM
pupu platter never forget
From: Sepharo #7634
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:52 AM
what is this? some kind of mississippi steamer bean?
From: Rob #7635
Date: 05/02/26 @ 11:55 AM
Yell at my boner
From: Bbum51 #7636
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:07 PM
Step one: find THE LORD
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7637
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:42 PM
please dont yell im reading the bibble
From: L Q #7638
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:10 PM
Can you read my butthole?
From: sanka #7639
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:13 PM
only in braille.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7640
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:14 PM
or in smaille lmfo
From: slimwhitem #7641
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:43 PM
it says

EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
From: idsaluteyoubub #7642
Date: 05/02/26 @ 1:49 PM
Can I nibble on your bibble
From: Redboxer #7643
Date: 05/02/26 @ 2:06 PM
It's too smooth for nibbling.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7644
Date: 05/02/26 @ 3:18 PM
gusys



From: sanka #7645
Date: 05/02/26 @ 3:37 PM
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7646
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:12 PM
I was once told by someone that I was bullying them because I was not responding to their emails.
I was like, well, I'm not gonna fuckin' start now.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7647
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:16 PM
mf u could be knighted
From: Monkopotamus #7648
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:16 PM
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7649
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:16 PM
enjoy prison
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7650
Date: 05/02/26 @ 6:19 PM
I intend to.
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