RTT

From: slimwhitem #7551
Date: 04/30/26 @ 10:13 PM

it is now 2019 again

you stupidly buy only one mega pack of toilet paper at the store

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #7552
Date: 04/30/26 @ 10:26 PM

One of the overlooked benefits of work from home is that you can always just grab a post dook shower

From: haze - is having a bad day #7553
Date: 04/30/26 @ 10:58 PM

And you can smoke/drink on the job.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7554
Date: 04/30/26 @ 11:50 PM

Uh oh.
Amelia, run!

From: cmtz #7555
Date: 05/01/26 @ 12:09 AM

Now i dont think im being fired tomorrow and im kinda miffed about it.

From: Shortpants #7556
Date: 05/01/26 @ 12:11 AM

It's always an option if you really want it to be.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #7557
Date: 05/01/26 @ 12:37 AM

cmtz said:

I'm an admin.

I suspect the department leadership is trying to push me out and replace me with a young temp who earns a lot less and doesnt ever put boundaries on her time.
Our budget is in the shitter and my boss's boss has it out for me anyway and has written me up once already for a bullshit unattainable deadline I wasn't able to meet.

My regular weekly check in was rescheduled for friday morning, and my boss had a meeting on her calendar today wth HR called "connect", and theres already a job posting for an admin. Its the end of the pay cycle which is when they like to fire folks. They also told the temp she would be moved to the admin team "soon".

Ive been job hunting, but it would be nice to have a little time off in between. This job has been absolute chaos and I'm definitely teetering on the edge of autistic burnout.

at this point ill be more upset if i dont get canned, lol

Wowww I would he grinding my teeth to dust. I hope you get fired for your peace.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #7558
Date: 05/01/26 @ 12:38 AM

Just start being mean as hell to your boss for job security
If u want

From: haze - is having a bad day #7559
Date: 05/01/26 @ 12:53 AM

Shit up the back stairs.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7560
Date: 05/01/26 @ 1:27 AM

slap everybody's dick

From: Ransome #7561
Date: 05/01/26 @ 1:46 AM

Why they only have the one??

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7562
Date: 05/01/26 @ 1:48 AM

communism

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7563
Date: 05/01/26 @ 2:00 AM

To each, etc.

From: haze - is having a bad day #7564
Date: 05/01/26 @ 3:44 AM

Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7565
Date: 05/01/26 @ 11:47 AM

It's like middle school in here. I'll pass.

From: Ransome #7566
Date: 05/01/26 @ 11:53 AM

yay!

From: idsaluteyoubub #7567
Date: 05/01/26 @ 12:16 PM

More like you'll hall pass HAHAHAHAHHha

From: Bbum51 #7568
Date: 05/01/26 @ 1:30 PM

Hi everyone

From: Ransome #7569
Date: 05/01/26 @ 1:56 PM

you smell nice

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #7570
Date: 05/01/26 @ 3:03 PM

bbum more like beat bum wow rlly mks u thnk.

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #7571
Date: 05/01/26 @ 3:12 PM

hey bum

From: slimwhitem #7572
Date: 05/01/26 @ 3:29 PM

i have a friend from childhood that will occasionally want to get together for lunch. i say occasionally meaning he'll bring it up on the phone once a month or so, but in the almost 10 years we've been in this building, we've met twice. i have no problem with it. ill give him my schedule, he'll find a reason he cant make it. its fine, nbd.

in the last year hes had somewhere between 6-8 weeks off work constantly asking about my schedule because 'its gonna happen this time'. hes on the last day of a 3 week gap between jobs with nothing to do. every single open day ive had for 3 weeks hes requested me to pencil in lunch but had to cancel because something come up last minute. today is the last day, im wide open, at 7am he calls to cancel because his DL is expired. at 830 he calls to tell me were back on because he found a place to get it renewed. at 10 he texted to cancel because of gerd. at 10:23 its back on because oh well he always has gerd.

as of right now we are set to meet in t-minus one hour and 3 minutes and the anxious texts are flooding in. taking bets on what the excuse will be this time

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7573
Date: 05/01/26 @ 3:40 PM

tell him to g_f

From: Ransome #7574
Date: 05/01/26 @ 3:45 PM

yeah I dated a girl like that in my 20's
unrelated, her children seem stupid

From: slimwhitem #7575
Date: 05/01/26 @ 3:48 PM

he hasnt put me out or stood me up some place yet, he usually cancels well ahead of time

if i get to the place and he doesnt show, imma break his legs, but until then its interesting to see how creative he gets

i can decide on whether to put my money on him calling to tell me hes pregnant or dead

From: slimwhitem #7576
Date: 05/01/26 @ 3:58 PM

he said he is on his way

if hes going to wind up pregnant or dead he'd better hurry

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7577
Date: 05/01/26 @ 4:12 PM

that's ur relationship now
lovingly dodging each other
don't mess it up

From: slimwhitem #7578
Date: 05/01/26 @ 4:20 PM

two shits passing in the night

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7579
Date: 05/01/26 @ 4:50 PM

if hes going to wind up pregnant or dead he'd better hurry

I'm going to knock him up, then kill him.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7580
Date: 05/01/26 @ 5:00 PM

Uh weird joke.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7581
Date: 05/01/26 @ 5:06 PM

You need to calm down.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7582
Date: 05/01/26 @ 5:43 PM

hell yeah lemme get my boy orville poppin

From: slimwhitem #7583
Date: 05/01/26 @ 5:56 PM

ever1 need to calm donw

From: slimwhitem #7584
Date: 05/01/26 @ 5:57 PM

finally getting around to ordering my vanity plate, gon make it my dj name but most all combinations are taken already

had to go with

PP2LIL

From: cmtz #7585
Date: 05/01/26 @ 6:22 PM

I didnt get fired.
I guess i am just hypervigilant since my write-up and read too much into it.

GOD DAMMIT I COULD BE DAY DRINKING ON A PATIO WITH MY FRANS RN

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #7586
Date: 05/01/26 @ 6:34 PM

missed opportunities

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7587
Date: 05/01/26 @ 6:38 PM

Came all the way into work and didn't even get fired.
This is bullshit!

From: slimwhitem #7588
Date: 05/01/26 @ 6:47 PM

if only there was a way to not be at work and get fired

if only!

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7589
Date: 05/01/26 @ 9:04 PM

cmtz said:

I didnt get fired.

GOD DAMMIT I COULD BE DAY DRINKING ON A PATIO WITH MY FRANS RN

this is a healthy attitude towards employment imo
It's kept me going for a quarter century
If only i could still day drink

From: idsaluteyoubub #7590
Date: 05/01/26 @ 10:38 PM

Frans. That's what I called Backy.
Didn't know it was fazed universal!

From: haze - is having a bad day #7591
Date: 05/01/26 @ 11:34 PM

Welcome to the planet, space cadet.

From: slimwhitem #7592
Date: 05/01/26 @ 11:37 PM

welcome to earth

it the universe, as far as u know

prove me wrong!

From: haze - is having a bad day #7593
Date: 05/01/26 @ 11:38 PM

Black hole gonna suck on your chili dog.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #7594
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:01 AM

Yawn.

Do you guys have better material? You are all certainly suffering from the AI craze. It's made you all lamer.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7595
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:07 AM

Do you have any material at all? You're about as amusing as a wet sock.

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #7596
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:14 AM

You can’t talk that way to spanky

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7597
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:19 AM

lmao @ getting upset over a haze post

From: slimwhitem #7598
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:23 AM

wet sock? gross

where tho

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7599
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:40 AM

c'mere

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #7600
Date: 05/02/26 @ 12:57 AM

Americuhhh said:

Yawn.

Do you guys have better material? You are all certainly suffering from the AI craze. It's made you all lamer.

I haven't seen you post anything fascinating. Why stay if it's so lame?