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i want to go to home
That's weird.
It's fine, it was just an AI voiceover that tripped on "What" and couldn't steer itself out of it and instead of resetting it just kept going "Wh Wh WHAT WHAT WHAT" and somehow getting spittier and wetter and it was like I would feel terrible if this were a person but instead it was like when HitchBOT got to Philly and the locals were like yeah we're going to murder this thing.
It's fine, it was just an AI voiceover that tripped on "What" and couldn't steer itself out of it and instead of resetting it just kept going "Wh Wh WHAT WHAT WHAT" and somehow getting spittier and wetter and it was like I would feel terrible if this were a person but instead it was like when HitchBOT got to Philly and the locals were like yeah we're going to murder this thing.
oh man reminds me i haven't done my annual listen to noreaga - superthug
I pulled my old jooter out of the box. I think I'm gonna joot some stuff.
me and my friends would have killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much
Wet.
I feel like shit. I think it's allergies. I have an annoying cough, my head feels dumb, and my left eyeball hurts.
ET looks like it smells like that stinky ditch mud.
So for most of my life I somehow got the notion that if ET died, his people were going to blow up the planet.
I have no idea where I got this from, and cannot find any text supporting it, but to this day it's canonical in my head.
Also, and this is supported by the text, ET was actually on a botanical expedition.
Also originally it was going to be M&Ms, not Reese's Pieces, but Mars Inc took one look and was like do not let that little freak anywhere near our candy.
I have no idea where I got this from, and cannot find any text supporting it, but to this day it's canonical in my head.
Also, and this is supported by the text, ET was actually on a botanical expedition.
Also originally it was going to be M&Ms, not Reese's Pieces, but Mars Inc took one look and was like do not let that little freak anywhere near our candy.
ET had a tiny, prehensile dick.
It looked like a pig's tail and made a sound like a slide whistle when he JOed.
Also the closet scene was composed of two different takes because ET was not allowed to be on set with Drew Barrymore.
My son's orchestra is playing the national anthem at the Twins game tonight and holy shit it's dollar hotdog night.
Don't choke to death. Take your time.
Remember that time the Dave Matthews your bus dumped it's sewage tank through a grated bridge onto a hundred tourists doing an architecture boat tour in Chicago?
holy shit it's dollar hotdog night.
Don't choke to death. Take your time.
GDI, tour bus. My wife interrupted my proofreading.
Anyway, when we visited Chicago last year, we stayed near that bridge and walked across it many times. We also did a river architecture tour. It was very cool.
Anyway, when we visited Chicago last year, we stayed near that bridge and walked across it many times. We also did a river architecture tour. It was very cool.
Not exactly. I shit into my hand and threw it through.
no waffle stomping?
Why is it that cup noodle have so much goddamn sodium and taste so bland at the same time?
AT THE SAME TIME!!
AT THE SAME TIME!!
Ate too much salt today. Got nothing accomplished.
I put a line of salt outside my door so they can't get at me.
If you're not dressing up your ramen, that's a skill problem, but easily remedied.Why is it that cup noodle have so much goddamn sodium and taste so bland at the same time?
AT THE SAME TIME!!
As long as you're not draining it like a fucking degenerate.
go with the ichiban noodles i feel like they have 100% + the daily recommended sodium, or did at one point, but taste the best
having said that my actual random thought was did whales ever make it back to fazed? i heard a radio commercial that was ridiculous and thought of him
but then also thought, "or was it silmwhitem what was always critiquing radio commercials?"
also i recommend original for the ichiban noodles for sure; the specific flavou ones aren't great: the chicken one is weak, the shrimp one iirc is abomination, and the beef one is probably even saltier somehow
having said that my actual random thought was did whales ever make it back to fazed? i heard a radio commercial that was ridiculous and thought of him
but then also thought, "or was it silmwhitem what was always critiquing radio commercials?"
also i recommend original for the ichiban noodles for sure; the specific flavou ones aren't great: the chicken one is weak, the shrimp one iirc is abomination, and the beef one is probably even saltier somehow
Indomie's Mi Goreng noodles are super easy and easy to deck out. Egg, fish cake, green onion, leftover proteins, you've got lunch in five minutes.
Well it was just cip o noodle and not top ramen. I usually add nature's seasons as I see fit. Sometimes it's just about getting food in my pie hole and less about the enjoyment. Today I had the ability to boll water in an electric kettle and pour it over noodle.
If I was doing instant ramen, it was Ichiban.
Never took the opportunity to try real stuff at a restaurant.
Never took the opportunity to try real stuff at a restaurant.
hooboy it nice
I always just went for sushi. I know now that I missed aht.
Oh you miss. You miss hard.
Hakata Ramen was the best I've had, in Fukuoka.
Hakata Ramen was the best I've had, in Fukuoka.
I was vegan right up until I went to Tokyo to play a show.
I knew I'd have to eventually eat fish and stuff (not gonna insult my hosts).
I almost puked on my final night there because we went out for dinner
and my host ordered for us and at the end I was served salmon roe.
It was weird and slimy, but I'd probably like it now.
I knew I'd have to eventually eat fish and stuff (not gonna insult my hosts).
I almost puked on my final night there because we went out for dinner
and my host ordered for us and at the end I was served salmon roe.
It was weird and slimy, but I'd probably like it now.
hey
fukuokay
fukuokay
My dressed up NongShim Shin Ramyun Red Super Spicy Kimchi & Veggie Instant Noodles:
In a stove pot of water that had boiled and now heat is turned off, i add one or two eggs, lay the instant noodles on top as well as seasoning. I wait for the eggs to cook through and the noodles to soften before going in with my chopsticks. I add a big handful of baby spinach to mix in.
I eat this without drinking the broth
Shit I just might make this in 9 hours
In a stove pot of water that had boiled and now heat is turned off, i add one or two eggs, lay the instant noodles on top as well as seasoning. I wait for the eggs to cook through and the noodles to soften before going in with my chopsticks. I add a big handful of baby spinach to mix in.
I eat this without drinking the broth
Shit I just might make this in 9 hours
Sounds very nice. I shouldn't be this hungo at 3am.
no one should ever be hungo
hungo should no exist
that's why I have pizza and wings and a brownie on the way
hungo should no exist
that's why I have pizza and wings and a brownie on the way
Forgot to add chopped green onions
Barely soft boiled eggs is where it's at for Ramen. Like still a lil liquid runny. Or soft boiled marinated in soy sauce and rice wine.
how u no drink broth
Broth is like a weeks worth of salt.
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