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From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #7251
Date: 04/23/26 @ 8:26 PM
Yeah we got some wee lil guys.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #7252
Date: 04/23/26 @ 8:27 PM
Space Cat said:

Thanks, most of you.

Yeah jface, the broken rib is making it difficult to move. Yesterday he was able to get out of bed by himself and sit in a chair.
They said there was no brain injury, but I thought they were wrong for the first two days because he couldn't remember shit. His brain's back to normal now.

Did he at least have fun up until the accident? Have you been able to squeeze that info out of him?
From: Monkopotamus #7253
Date: 04/23/26 @ 8:29 PM
don't squeeze people with broken ribs pls
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7254
Date: 04/23/26 @ 8:30 PM
ballsy move as an octo G
hope he mends up and gets back on the horse
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #7255
Date: 04/23/26 @ 8:31 PM
Monkopotamus said:

don't squeeze people with broken ribs pls

You just have to squeeze the right part. ;) ;) ;)
From: Monkopotamus #7256
Date: 04/23/26 @ 8:33 PM
I have a rib that likes to dislocate now and then.
Couldn't get it back in place for a week once, bad minimal sleep, not even good just sitting at a PC, half breaths only.
Finally sneezed hard one day, which I had been avoiding, and it all clicked back in nicely.
Then I went to bed and slept for like 13hrs straight.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7257
Date: 04/23/26 @ 8:40 PM
Did he at least have fun up until the accident? Have you been able to squeeze that info out of him?
Hmm, I didn't think to ask. I'll tell him chobbler must know.
He doesn't remember the accident.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7258
Date: 04/23/26 @ 8:58 PM
probably bc it wasnt an accident
From: slimwhitem #7259
Date: 04/23/26 @ 9:00 PM
did he yell parkour at any point?

(i hope he gets well soon)
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7260
Date: 04/23/26 @ 9:08 PM
did he yell parkour at any point?
Yes, it's the only thing he remembers.
From: sanka #7261
Date: 04/23/26 @ 9:16 PM
I cracked a couple ribs last year and it suuuucked. In 4 weeks I sneezed exactly 13 times. Every single one was memorable in a not good way.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7262
Date: 04/23/26 @ 9:20 PM
I am at a loss as to how I have never broken a rib.
Feels like they'd be right after toes on my Most Likely list of bones.
Instead the only credit to my name is a hamate fracture.
From: slimwhitem #7263
Date: 04/23/26 @ 10:03 PM
dang, sc, I had to reread your post about your dad because I was certain you were joking. I'm sorry to hear that.

Similar thing happened to my dad on his road bike many years ago, and its super scary when the ability to recover isn't quite what it used to be. Hope he turns a corner for the better soon.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #7264
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:02 PM
ubiquinol sounds like the mcguffin of a medical spy thriller that went straight to tv/stream

"I'm telling you, doctor dixwell, this formula heals everything!"
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7265
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:05 PM
medical spy thriller
wtf just say The Fugitive, it's a genre of one.
From: haze - is having a bad day #7266
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:11 PM
I just watched a guy throw up his own urine. Bingo!
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #7267
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:12 PM
Wat???
From: haze - is having a bad day #7268
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:13 PM
I mean, not in person.
From: haze - is having a bad day #7269
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:15 PM
Cop: "The pee's gonna make him vomit because it tastes like shit. Well, like, pee I guess."
From: Sepharo #7270
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:20 PM
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7271
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:21 PM
I just watched a guy throw up his own urine.
Just because it worked the first time does not mean you can go back for seconds.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #7272
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:25 PM
i have never seen the fugitive
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7273
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:26 PM
That's right, because what, class?
We don't talk to cops.
From: cmtz #7274
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:30 PM
Los Cactus is too dang bright inside
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7275
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:31 PM
I bet it shines like the Luxor in that 3.52 sqmi city.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #7276
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:43 PM
cmtz said:

Los Cactus is too dang bright inside

Gotta get the bag and get out.

I am curious to try the drive-through
but it feels wrong for some reason.
From: L Q #7277
Date: 04/24/26 @ 12:25 AM
SC, I am sorry to hear about your dad. I've just been skimming and missed it. That's all so scary. Hope he keeps getting better.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7278
Date: 04/24/26 @ 12:28 AM
have patience said:

ubiquinol sounds like the mcguffin of a medical spy thriller that went straight to tv/stream

"I'm telling you, doctor dixwell, this formula heals everything!"
Nah, man. It's a real thing. It's the active form of Co-Q10, which you can get for much cheaper, and it's something your body produces and production declines with age. You can look it up. The one I linked is pricey because it's the real deal. I did my research. I've felt better the past couple of weeks, and I thought it was cool that I could actually see some proof that it's working. If y'all don't want to hear my jizz stories, unsubscribe.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #7279
Date: 04/24/26 @ 12:38 AM
jizzmaxxing
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #7280
Date: 04/24/26 @ 1:10 AM
Man that really sucks SC. I hope he gets to all the way normal.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7281
Date: 04/24/26 @ 1:12 AM
Thanks.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #7282
Date: 04/24/26 @ 1:36 AM
Oklahoma peeps you guys all safe? I'm watching this Tornado near/at Enid.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #7283
Date: 04/24/26 @ 1:46 AM
gotcher coq 10 right here
From: slimwhitem #7284
Date: 04/24/26 @ 1:49 AM
nobody care about enid. not even enid
From: slimwhitem #7285
Date: 04/24/26 @ 2:26 AM
kidding of course, i don’t know of any north ok peeps here, but i hope ever1 is okay
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7286
Date: 04/24/26 @ 2:29 AM
Like half of OG Fazed lives in Lawrence but yeah, noted.

Asshole.
From: slimwhitem #7287
Date: 04/24/26 @ 2:52 AM
wat
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7288
Date: 04/24/26 @ 3:56 AM
Sigmund Freud was said to smoke 18-19 cigars a day.
He favored Trabuccos, which were cheap and smaller,
But still took around an hour to smoke all the way down.
So positing that he slept around five hours a night,
Which is plausible given how much bad cocaine he was horking,
He basically started one upon waking and didn't stop until he fell asleep.
Imagine having your brain laid out to you by a guy who had an ashtray next to the toilet while making things up in his journal.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7289
Date: 04/24/26 @ 3:56 AM
I mean if he's in your network, sure.
From: haze - is having a bad day #7290
Date: 04/24/26 @ 4:03 AM
I prefer Sigmund and the Sea Monsters.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7291
Date: 04/24/26 @ 4:18 AM
I think that was during his whirlwind affair with Jung.
FREUD: "So you're saying there's a primordial feminine ocean serpent."
JUNG: "Yes, she represents chaos, and--"
FREUD: "What would you say to her if she were right here now."
JUNG: "Umm... stop that?"
FREUD: "No you stop."
From: haze - is having a bad day #7292
Date: 04/24/26 @ 4:41 AM
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7293
Date: 04/24/26 @ 4:48 AM
How in the FUCK was I supposed to get that reference.
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #7294
Date: 04/24/26 @ 4:57 AM
I'm going to start ubiquinol loading so I can hug your ribs broken
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7295
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:00 AM
[raises arms]

Uppies.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7296
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:03 AM
fear7trembling said:

How in the FUCK was I supposed to get that reference.

it makes an appearance in an mfdoom bar if that helps
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7297
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:04 AM
king geedorah to be exact
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7298
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:05 AM
lol forgot the track was Fazers
one of my favorites of all time
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7299
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:06 AM
Okay so I'm embarrassed for missing that but also MF DOOM should always be in all caps so I feel like we're at a draw.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #7300
Date: 04/24/26 @ 5:09 AM
mf
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