Computer, change dog to pog.

chobbler said:

Oh there's a lot of beating off, all right. A LOT.

Oh, you splurged on the Uniblaster 9000 S Moel, with the built in chobbler gobbler attachment, I see!

it was the first Möel

The angle did say

shepherd.
wrex.

[chs dead body full of bullet holes aimlessly cruising down the street on an electric unicycle bumping into things]

"got damb he got gunned down in style"

It's amazing how he stays erect for so long after death tho
nature, u a real 1

He's always erect

homo erectus

he slumped over he handlebars

still a little embarrassing he was gunned down riding an electric unicycle with handlebars, but hey, it could be worse

he's plonking with jesus now

plonking the dream

I've really been blasting ropes lately - more volume and distance - and I was trying to think about what I've been doing differently, and all I could think of was that I've been taking ubiquinol for the past month, so I looked it up, and yep - that's it.

If you want better cum:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004VCOOWS/?coliid=IARIK3P6MFHN0&colid=35VJN1QJDT3DE&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it&th=1

...
Mods.

i aint touchin that shit

If you can't spiderman your way through the city on it, why even bother?

We eatin' good tonight!

these statements have not been evaluated by the farts and drug administration

the fda was like

fda said:

i aint touchin that shit

Not making any accusations, but if I were the hacker type the first thing I would do is hijack Space Cat's account and start posting ads for cum supplements.

Sign up now for a free sample.
It's cumplimentary.

it would have been funny if it was ubiquitol and in the commercial someone is all like "whats in ubiquitol?" and they're like "... whats not?"

Every one of y'all bought some.

The dream of my life is to bust fat ropes
so of course I am getting in on this.

Anyone who spends fifty dollars on jizzmaxxing pills has absolutely trained to self-suck.

I started taking it for the other benefits, but this is a pretty cool side effect.

"Let me have $40 on Pump 6, two of them lotto scratchers. Pack of Newports. This 48oz Gatorade. And you know let me go ahead and get a dozen of those Jizzmaxers pills."

chobbler said:

I cannot express how much fun electric unicycles are.
I'm so glad I was able to experience this
either before it's made illegal or the robot wars begin.

Lately on my reels feed I've been getting videos of people riding them down the highway at 90 alongside traditional crotch rockets.

I am declining to entertain the electric unicycle.

My 82 year old dad bought a $3000 electric tricycle and crashed hard on the maiden voyage.
No helmet, hit his head, left a pool of blood in the road, got scuffed up all over, and broke a rib.
He's been in the hospital since last Friday and he's not doing well.

So you're saying I could pick one up cheap?

/hope your dad is ok

I mean, how well was he doing before if he bought an electric tricycle.

this page is why god invented the rtt
thank you lort

hope he's out of the hos as soon as poss with no serious head injury

but actually, having only fractured a rib back in feb which healed quickly all things considered, a broken rib is going to suck for a while so if he's in the hospital in a bed they can position so he can actually sleep for a few days that's a plus
because trying to navigate from sitting to sleeping was basically pain pain PAIN pain PAIN PAIN pain Pain PAIN in that order and all degrees matressward until i was in some ridiculous position which if it shifted in any direction was more pain
then pulling yourself out was Pain painPAIn etc.

I started dust busting and the dang thing died immediately.
Now I have to charge it. I can't believe this.

Please tell me that story isn't real.

Sepharo said:

Lately on my reels feed I've been getting videos of people riding them down the highway at 90 alongside traditional crotch rockets.

Yes there is a model recently released that will do 80+ mph
and those dipshits are going to be the reason legislation gets passed
that ruins it for everyone.

Hope your dad gets well soon, SC. That sounds pretty horrendous.

Now that the rough talk is out of the way, where's sanka?
Someone tell that boy he needs to get his ass to Los Cactus in Columbia Heights
and order the loaded fries with al pastor and all the fixins.
Someone please write this down and share it with him.

Wait, that's the electric unicycle?
Did we stop (stupidly) calling them hoverboards or is it somehow a new thing.

The "hoverboard" has two wheels.
The "onewheel" has one wheel but you ride sideways like a skateboard.
"electric unicycle" is one wheel betwixt ye legs but you face forward as god intended.

I hear you can take something to improve the load of fries

Load of fries, or fry a load.

the electric unicycle is a giant wheel you strap to your crotch

the hoverboards are like a one wheeled skateboard and r dumb as he'll

I need someone to tell me the dad thing isn't true.

oh, yes, ch is right on the hoverboard/onewheel thing

it all dumb as he'll tho, im still right about that part

chobbler said:

Now that the rough talk is out of the way, where's sanka?
Someone tell that boy he needs to get his ass to Los Cactus in Columbia Heights

Noted

Thanks, most of you.

Yeah jface, the broken rib is making it difficult to move. Yesterday he was able to get out of bed by himself and sit in a chair.
They said there was no brain injury, but I thought they were wrong for the first two days because he couldn't remember shit. His brain's back to normal now.

the city has a total area of 3.52 square miles

...
what.