RTT
From: Redboxer #6951
Date: 04/16/26 @ 10:31 AM
It's too dang hot.
From: bepto #6952
Date: 04/16/26 @ 3:54 PM
Felt bad since i've just made the kids toast for breakfast all week so i made breakfast burritos for everyone and they all had like 2-3 bites and lost interest. Mostly made it for my oldest since i feel like she's not getting enough to eat in the morning and she could only eat half of it in the car because she was too busy yelling at me for telling her she's running late.

why even try at anything ever.
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #6953
Date: 04/16/26 @ 4:36 PM
bepto-dismal :(
From: Redboxer #6954
Date: 04/16/26 @ 5:46 PM
I bet the burritos are just toast in a tortilla
From: Ransome #6955
Date: 04/16/26 @ 5:56 PM
somehow wraps them in cruchy taco shells
From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #6956
Date: 04/16/26 @ 6:03 PM
I'm definitely having burritos tonight. Got me some carne asada at Winco and gonna grill it up.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #6957
Date: 04/16/26 @ 6:05 PM
what's an asada and why does it carne?
From: slimwhitem #6958
Date: 04/16/26 @ 8:14 PM
i plagiarized my favorite space cat line and sent my buddy a text that said “having poop problems. please pray for me”

then another 5 minutes later that said “that worked, thanks”. he hasn’t responded

it’s how you tell your real friends from the posers
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6959
Date: 04/16/26 @ 10:49 PM
I'm glad to have had such a positive impact on your life.
For future reference, it was, "I'm having a difficult poop. Please pray for me."
From: haze - is having a bad day #6960
Date: 04/16/26 @ 10:50 PM
Funny how all these young guys with the same (Caesar?) haircut
all over the world want to look like a million other people.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6961
Date: 04/16/26 @ 10:57 PM
Yeah I was just out in my back yard saying that same thing to a fence post.
From: slimwhitem #6962
Date: 04/16/26 @ 10:58 PM
Space Cat said:

I'm glad to have had such a positive impact on your life.
For future reference, it was, "I'm having a difficult poop. Please pray for me."

100% no lie (cap), i did know that, and i think it is perfect that way

we'd had previous discussions about it, so i took liberties to match our context. i wouldn't have wasted perfection on him anyway, so he got what he got
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6963
Date: 04/16/26 @ 10:59 PM
You did the right thing.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6964
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:11 PM
Funny how all these young guys with the same (Caesar?) haircut
all over the world want to look like a million other people.
The low taper fade?
So many students with that cut.
And identical black hoodies and jeans.
Great. You know what, you're all getting nicknames.
From: haze - is having a bad day #6965
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:24 PM
Pretty much. Trends are trends. I guess internet.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #6966
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:25 PM
if your having poop problems, i feel bad for you, sibling
i have several additional problems but shit is also a problem for me
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #6967
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:26 PM
turns out im lactose intolerant and have been my whole life
From: haze - is having a bad day #6968
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:49 PM
I'm lactose intolerant intolerant. How dare you.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #6969
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:52 PM
i used to be lactose intolerant, but I grew out of it
From: Sepharo #6970
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:53 PM
I looked up the caesar cut
and my reaction was, "oh the british douche cut"
so that's in now?

I think I'm going to go back to the slim shady cut I had in 1999
with the bleach too
From: Redboxer #6971
Date: 04/17/26 @ 12:04 AM
The ceasar has been been a staple for a while.
From: Sepharo #6972
Date: 04/17/26 @ 12:07 AM
if you say so, I don't have eyeballs so I have to be told what I can and can't see
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6973
Date: 04/17/26 @ 1:21 AM
I lack toast intolerance.
Gimme sum fkn toast.
From: slimwhitem #6974
Date: 04/17/26 @ 1:48 AM
space cat advocates toast tolerianism
From: haze - is having a bad day #6975
Date: 04/17/26 @ 2:42 AM
I like toast. I really do.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6976
Date: 04/17/26 @ 2:49 AM
Like some sourdough toast with cottage cheese.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6977
Date: 04/17/26 @ 3:24 AM
i started making cottage cheese every couple weeks when i make yogurt

but i can't get those sweet fat round curds like you get at the store

mine is more paneer than cottage
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #6978
Date: 04/17/26 @ 5:22 AM
I wonder if people are going to go more or less ham in the near future.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6979
Date: 04/17/26 @ 5:35 AM
pretty much groan mine own
From: haze - is having a bad day #6980
Date: 04/17/26 @ 5:46 AM
I don't care for ham, but I groan often.
From: idsaluteyoubub #6981
Date: 04/17/26 @ 8:31 AM
japanface said:

bepto-dismal :(

This was good
From: Monkopotamus #6982
Date: 04/17/26 @ 9:52 AM
chobbler said:

I wonder if people are going to go more or less ham in the near future.

they're going to spiral
From: idsaluteyoubub #6983
Date: 04/17/26 @ 11:53 AM
I think ham'b is the future.
From: Sepharo #6984
Date: 04/17/26 @ 12:38 PM
helical hams
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #6985
Date: 04/17/26 @ 1:23 PM
the new music by andrew lloyd weber
From: Redboxer #6986
Date: 04/17/26 @ 1:27 PM
Hams! when am I gonna grow hams?!
From: Monkopotamus #6987
Date: 04/17/26 @ 1:28 PM
a trillion different hams folding onto each other like thin slices of deli meat forming a single hock
From: sanka #6988
Date: 04/17/26 @ 1:31 PM
It's getting dark as shit out there. We're about to get fucked on with storms.
From: Monkopotamus #6989
Date: 04/17/26 @ 1:34 PM
and i can't WAIT
From: Monkopotamus #6990
Date: 04/17/26 @ 1:35 PM
gonna miss me though probably
From: Redboxer #6991
Date: 04/17/26 @ 3:20 PM
We need some storms please.
From: Monkopotamus #6992
Date: 04/17/26 @ 5:52 PM
got the storm
and like 20 less degrees than predicted, in the 30s now
I wanted a 51 degree storm I could tolerate being out in for a bit
not a near blizzard temp bs
From: slimwhitem #6993
Date: 04/17/26 @ 8:44 PM
if your credit card number was your favorite flavor milkshake, what would your credit card number be?

also ssn
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6994
Date: 04/17/26 @ 8:49 PM
don't answer that folks
he clicked some bad links
From: slimwhitem #6995
Date: 04/17/26 @ 9:23 PM
dont listen to bk, he clicked em too
From: Monkopotamus #6996
Date: 04/17/26 @ 11:09 PM
strawberry
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #6997
Date: 04/17/26 @ 11:47 PM
concept: gray cube shaped piñata full of paperclips, black licorice, antacids, and tax forms
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6998
Date: 04/17/26 @ 11:49 PM
strong
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #6999
Date: 04/17/26 @ 11:57 PM
for posterity: I met the most annoying person in the world, we can shut it down now
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #7000
Date: 04/18/26 @ 12:05 AM
concept: gray cube shaped piñata full of paperclips, black licorice, antacids, and tax forms
I will scrap for the paperclips.
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