It's too dang hot.
RTT
Felt bad since i've just made the kids toast for breakfast all week so i made breakfast burritos for everyone and they all had like 2-3 bites and lost interest. Mostly made it for my oldest since i feel like she's not getting enough to eat in the morning and she could only eat half of it in the car because she was too busy yelling at me for telling her she's running late.
why even try at anything ever.
why even try at anything ever.
I'm definitely having burritos tonight. Got me some carne asada at Winco and gonna grill it up.
what's an asada and why does it carne?
i plagiarized my favorite space cat line and sent my buddy a text that said “having poop problems. please pray for me”
then another 5 minutes later that said “that worked, thanks”. he hasn’t responded
it’s how you tell your real friends from the posers
then another 5 minutes later that said “that worked, thanks”. he hasn’t responded
it’s how you tell your real friends from the posers
I'm glad to have had such a positive impact on your life.
For future reference, it was, "I'm having a difficult poop. Please pray for me."
For future reference, it was, "I'm having a difficult poop. Please pray for me."
Funny how all these young guys with the same (Caesar?) haircut
all over the world want to look like a million other people.
all over the world want to look like a million other people.
Yeah I was just out in my back yard saying that same thing to a fence post.
Space Cat said:
I'm glad to have had such a positive impact on your life.
For future reference, it was, "I'm having a difficult poop. Please pray for me."
100% no lie (cap), i did know that, and i think it is perfect that way
we'd had previous discussions about it, so i took liberties to match our context. i wouldn't have wasted perfection on him anyway, so he got what he got
You did the right thing.
The low taper fade?Funny how all these young guys with the same (Caesar?) haircut
all over the world want to look like a million other people.
So many students with that cut.
And identical black hoodies and jeans.
Great. You know what, you're all getting nicknames.
Pretty much. Trends are trends. I guess internet.
if your having poop problems, i feel bad for you, sibling
i have several additional problems but shit is also a problem for me
i have several additional problems but shit is also a problem for me
turns out im lactose intolerant and have been my whole life
I'm lactose intolerant intolerant. How dare you.
i used to be lactose intolerant, but I grew out of it
I looked up the caesar cut
and my reaction was, "oh the british douche cut"
so that's in now?
I think I'm going to go back to the slim shady cut I had in 1999
with the bleach too
and my reaction was, "oh the british douche cut"
so that's in now?
I think I'm going to go back to the slim shady cut I had in 1999
with the bleach too
if you say so, I don't have eyeballs so I have to be told what I can and can't see
I lack toast intolerance.
Gimme sum fkn toast.
Gimme sum fkn toast.
space cat advocates toast tolerianism
Like some sourdough toast with cottage cheese.
i started making cottage cheese every couple weeks when i make yogurt
but i can't get those sweet fat round curds like you get at the store
mine is more paneer than cottage
but i can't get those sweet fat round curds like you get at the store
mine is more paneer than cottage
I wonder if people are going to go more or less ham in the near future.
pretty much groan mine own
I don't care for ham, but I groan often.
japanface said:
bepto-dismal :(
This was good
chobbler said:
I wonder if people are going to go more or less ham in the near future.
they're going to spiral
I think ham'b is the future.
the new music by andrew lloyd weber
a trillion different hams folding onto each other like thin slices of deli meat forming a single hock
It's getting dark as shit out there. We're about to get fucked on with storms.
and i can't WAIT
gonna miss me though probably
got the storm
and like 20 less degrees than predicted, in the 30s now
I wanted a 51 degree storm I could tolerate being out in for a bit
not a near blizzard temp bs
and like 20 less degrees than predicted, in the 30s now
I wanted a 51 degree storm I could tolerate being out in for a bit
not a near blizzard temp bs
if your credit card number was your favorite flavor milkshake, what would your credit card number be?
also ssn
also ssn
don't answer that folks
he clicked some bad links
he clicked some bad links
dont listen to bk, he clicked em too
strawberry
concept: gray cube shaped piñata full of paperclips, black licorice, antacids, and tax forms
strong
for posterity: I met the most annoying person in the world, we can shut it down now
I will scrap for the paperclips.concept: gray cube shaped piñata full of paperclips, black licorice, antacids, and tax forms
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