I went to bed at 12:30 and the birds in the tree outside my window were chirpin' it up like it was Maundy Thursday.
Even my box fan didn't drown them out.

Birds normally eat birds. I've never eaten anything in China.

Space Cat said:

I went to bed at 12:30 and the birds in the tree outside my window were chirpin' it up like it was Maundy Thursday.
Even my box fan didn't drown them out.

Shot them

shot them with an airsoft gun or get them to start smoking

smock them

clean their clock

eat their ass

ass their clock

real question:

do dog poop scooper businesses actually make any money? who pays for that? who actually wants to get out, drive across town, get out to pick up poop then… what? repackage for something else? make figurines/keepsakes? can you smoke it? im thinking there has to be resell value because how much can you possibly charge someone to put something in the trash for them

im not knocking it, btw. kudos to them for turning it into a viable business. must make enough to afford advertising because the signs are all over my neighborhood and there are very few dogs here

how do they even charge? by the hour? per pound?

(sorry jface, im posting this one)

When people can just pick up their own dog's poop for free.
What a country.

I just saw so many tulips.

why tulips
when one ass

Blew my nose and now I have a bloody nose to the point where I think I might have to call someone lol. It just won't stop.

My parents used to only hire the pros when the first big snow melt happened.
2 dogs shitting for months in a small yard is a lot
Otherwise my dad does it himself everyday... and it's still a lot

So Sanka bleed out or what?

I think it stopped now. The garbage can looks like a crime scene though.

That’s good. What do you think the back of this sledge hammer is designed for?
Watermelons right?

I would call that a maul, not a sledge. The edge is the reason for the tool, not the flat hammer side.

How far do you think I could huck it?

Guessing by the label there thats a 10lb maul? End over end with that long handle? Probably 100ft or more.

Wow I just came way too close to actually trying that. My sweaty flip flop feet made me reconsider.

What do you think, 100ft?

Not gonna beat 25 feet for me without some training.

There’s a service that will come and put your trash out and then come back and take the bins in. On trash day, though, so only on Mondays.

I got no business doing this shit. Hybrid must be stevia dominant

sanka said:

Blew my nose and now I have a bloody nose to the point where I think I might have to call someone lol. It just won't stop.

I had that happen a while ago. Went to an urgent care. It stopped as I was waiting. Took the day off work.

Ransome said:

There’s a service that will come and put your trash out and then come back and take the bins in. On trash day, though, so only on Mondays.

My mom one day offered the grandkids' service of taking out bins.
Was just supposed to be a fun little activity for them and a walk around the neighborhood, they're like 6 and 4 years old.

Months later people are still texting her asking for the kids to take out their trash. It was a one time thing.

I have never seen a beer.

I've seen wild hogs, but they mostly won't bother you if you don't corner then. I've seen plenty of gators.

There's a raccoon out in the yard right now.

I don't know what post I was responding to.

Sepharo said:

detroit has ring neck pheasants now in addition to the deer and coyote roaming the inner city fields
don't be surprised if 5 years from now you hear about a black bear

It was this one.

never seen a beer? probably not the worst thing

I see dead beers.

I wouldn't mind seeing a bear if it was in the distance. Not really interested in seeing them up close.

I never got a chance to see one in the wild, even up in them mountains.

They have Coors bears up in them mountains.

Ah, refreshing.

Never seen a bare bear beer

i miss those coors light commercials. been so long since ive seen one so the only part i can remember is something like

fuckin rockieeeeees, coors light

then a dude would shotgun one on a surf board or something

he'll yeah

3.2 beer. Yaaaaay.

Americuhhh said:

I have never seen a beer.

Lol yeah right

3.2 beer is ABW
which is 4.0 ABV

it's all a lie

Also no see beer cause gone so fast I assume

Is Blaine worm dead?

I just got a notice for my 30th high school reunion this summer. Jesus Christ.

don't break a hip grandpa

If it’s any consolation you’re only ten years older than the kids from Laguna Beach.

Why are there two ticking threads.

Man I gotta go drive 6 hours to a job tomorrow.

haze said:

Why are there two ticking threads.

administrative malpractice

The closest Holiday Inn to shitsplat WI is 58 miles away lol.

myusername said:

haze said:

Why are there two ticking threads.

administrative malpractice malfeasance