Comms are reestablished with Integrity

What in the FUCK does that mean.

Shoots deployed!

The vehicle named Integrity has splashed down
Yaaaaay

You gotta stop using code around me.

that was neato!

thanks for the updates, i missed most of it to an unskippable swifter wet jet all-in-one ad

I just watched it on a wheeled in TV.

parashoot i missed it

I did not hypermile home today.

Windows XP AI Flight Simulator can you pleasr regret Integretiy crashing ocean thank.

I did not hypermile home today.

Oh so you just gave up.
You don't care anymore.

I do, but I try to keep my gas tank really full now.

I did not hypermile home today.

Oh so you just gave up.
You don't care anymore.
Using elevation and long light times and coasting doesn't save you?
You think I made it from Fontana to Bagdad because I floored it?
Not a goddamn chance.

fear7trembling said:

I really fucking hate collared doves. It is taking all my power not to string up my bow and take these fucking garbage birds down.

Okay, I mean this with all the Christian love in my heart,
You sometimes have spikes of anger that make me want to throw a shawl on you.

I have a mental illness that does that (the anger).

But also I have to listen to these birds all fucking day and I can't get rid of them. They are open hunting seasons all year long because they are an invasive species and do damage to the ecosystem where I live. The only thing that eats them is a red tailed hawk, but because I live in a little neighborhood, hawks don't visit much.

These birds are not like morning doves or even pigeons. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard all fucking day.

no coo coo?
what do they do?

I said pellet gun. Maybe a little pellet gun.

they are are taking their sweet ass time getting them out of there

don’t worry about us guys! no rush! just whenever you get a chance! not like we just came from the moon or anything! just been in a tin can for 10 days with a broken toilet and a canadian but you know, don’t kill yourself getting here. oh you’re here? just floating around outside? oh cool, take your time. you all have had a lot going on im sure

Coo COO coo coo
Coo COO coo coo

Or

COOO coo
COOO coo

Over and over and over and over and over

sanka said:

I said pellet gun. Maybe a little pellet gun.

I thought about this - like shoo them away. I have a little airsoft pistol but I don't know how it works.

Like shoo them away. lol.

It's either kill and give the goddamn thing or gently shoo it.

I'm not a monster.

Meant to say give the goddamn thing to my neighbor so he can cook it

Shoot it. You're not a monster, you are someone who wants to sleep in the morning.

damn you weren't wrong... their call does suck in comparison

https://youtu.be/iQdOxvfwk7A?t=41

I get whipporwills in the woods sometimes. Guess I can’t spell it but whatever.

i was watching to get an idea of how big the capsule is with someone standing next to it

but now im just watching to see if it plays out like the end of Life (2017)

fear7trembling said:

I taught at a school named after one of the Challenger astronauts

But also I taught at a school named after one of the Challenger astronauts

Was it 2 different schools? And we're they both Mcauliffe? I feel like she got the most memorial coverage.

I don't know how many times they are going to say front porch but it's becoming a drinking game at this point.

lol yeah, and the guy interviewing the recovery director (i think). he was like “ and then they exit on to a inflatable platform whe-“

“is that called the ‘front porch’” [fingerguns]

i did a fuuuuuuuuuuuyou dude under my breath

Lol

Scarlet said:

I don't know how many times they are going to say front porch but it's becoming a drinking game at this point.

Ha!

birds can eat my ass

youll have to take it slow scarlet. i count 8 shots you’ve had in the last 15 minutes

They have all emerged 👏👏👏

I don't have much confidence for the rest of the year so I'm gonna go ahead and proclaim Artemis II will be the best thing about 2026.

Devo is streaming live from Coachella rn.

For all the peeps following the front porch drink game...
FRONT PORCH!

I'm playing back stairs.

devo is alive?

devon't

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our brief interaction with the hallway air. An upstairs tenant was observed
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The apt manager was later observed walking down the hall to the rear of
the building. He was then seen entering the office to retrieve an unknown
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Moments later, the alarm suddenly - mysteriously - shut off. We wondered,
"How can this be?" Soon the sirens, then the lights of the fire truck arrived
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It was ominous, but then a calm settled over the occupants of the building.
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haze on the floor sniffing the gap at the bottom of his door
"I smell smoke"

Sir, that was copypasta'd from a local neighborhood watch site.

oh shit we at hazelcon 4

Shortpants said:

fear7trembling said:

I taught at a school named after one of the Challenger astronauts

But also I taught at a school named after one of the Challenger astronauts

Was it 2 different schools? And we're they both Mcauliffe? I feel like she got the most memorial coverage.

No, sorry, same school.
And yes.
I once got reprimanded for telling students that the name was a reminder that if you tried hard and believed in yourself, you too could achieve your dreams for about seventy-three seconds.

lol jesus

Reach for the stars, so that even if you miss, you'll be incinerated in the upper stratosphere.

Also, I ate a pigeon in China.
It good.

wake up in the morning feeling like eat pigeon

Bird eat bird?

detroit has ring neck pheasants now in addition to the deer and coyote roaming the inner city fields
don't be surprised if 5 years from now you hear about a black bear