From: L Q #6601
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:14 PM
Yuck.
From: Sepharo #6602
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:23 PM
I'm getting a facebook ad for a cocaine carrying bag.
Everyone is riffing in the comments and the seller is responding to all of them.


From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6603
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:37 PM
wots cocaine
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6604
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:42 PM
I was carrying a gallon ziploc of boric acid (white powder) around the yard today and realized I might look like I'm about to have a year-long party.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6605
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:43 PM
Was browsing recent torrents just now and ran across this: Country.Hooker.1974
And, man. That is tempting.
From: haze - is having a bad day #6606
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:44 PM
Kinda is.
From: L Q #6607
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:44 PM
My niece got pulled over one day for speeding and she had a baggy of parmesan cheese in the car because at work someone was bringing salad in and they never had parmensan cheese. She had to convince the cop to smell it, and he basically was like that's cociane. And then when he smelled it he felt dumb
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6608
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:50 PM
Kinda is.
i did it
From: haze - is having a bad day #6609
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:51 PM
Ohhh boy.
From: L Q #6610
Date: 04/09/26 @ 10:56 PM
so several times I've ordered a lot of clothing from amazon and I've had to return a bunch of stuff. Lately they say they don't receive some of the items back and try and charge me. :(
From: Ransome #6611
Date: 04/09/26 @ 11:03 PM
When Amazon gives a shit about 50 bucks then you know it’s a rough economy.
From: haze - is having a bad day #6612
Date: 04/09/26 @ 11:28 PM
More like a RUFF economy!!! HAHAHAHAHA
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #6613
Date: 04/09/26 @ 11:28 PM
Do you mail it back? We drop returns off at a store so it’s scanned when it leaves my jeans
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #6614
Date: 04/09/26 @ 11:29 PM
I typed HANDS. Swear ti Doug
From: L Q #6615
Date: 04/09/26 @ 11:31 PM
Yes. My drop off is at staples. I get an email saying they’ve received it. But then like a month later, it says that they’re still waiting for it and that if I don’t return it They are going to charge me for it then I gotta contact Amazon and they make sure that doesn’t happen.
From: Sepharo #6616
Date: 04/09/26 @ 11:44 PM
I had a reverse LQ when Amazon delivered me something, I got it just fine.
A few weeks later I see it has been refunded "automatically" because it never arrived.
a'ight then cool
From: slimwhitem #6617
Date: 04/10/26 @ 12:16 AM
i went to staples to return my lulu lemons to the amazon

… would make you sound crazy to someone in the early 1900s
From: Redboxer #6618
Date: 04/10/26 @ 12:46 AM
I just had a very tasty black cherry water ice
From: haze - is having a bad day #6619
Date: 04/10/26 @ 12:52 AM
Why do soy sauce packets have to be so gd violent.
From: slimwhitem #6620
Date: 04/10/26 @ 1:02 AM
you mean the fat caterpillar ones at chinese places or the skinny .02 oz packets at sushi restaurants
From: haze - is having a bad day #6621
Date: 04/10/26 @ 1:07 AM
Number two.
From: haze - is having a bad day #6622
Date: 04/10/26 @ 1:19 AM
The Penguins are IN. He'll y'eah.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6623
Date: 04/10/26 @ 1:26 AM
wooder ice
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #6624
Date: 04/10/26 @ 1:38 AM
i remember someone on old fazed once saying "they's a shack in the wooder" and i thought that was great
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6625
Date: 04/10/26 @ 2:05 AM
It isn't, though.
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #6626
Date: 04/10/26 @ 4:31 AM
this was just posted on reddit /nba (basketball discussion board)

it's just the camera on two people in the audience having a great discussion, would love to hear from those of y'all good at reading lips
the guy talking about 'jobs' a lot in the beginning was pointed out in the comments, then it gets fairly apparent what is being said lol

https://streamable.com/5t6pog

not sure why i enjoy it so much, maybe the defeated shrug w contemplating finger on chin after "wtf are you talking about"
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6627
Date: 04/10/26 @ 4:36 AM
they are unique looking humans, dressed weirdly, lit and shot nicely, arguing about something

luked flowered subscrimed
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #6628
Date: 04/10/26 @ 4:40 AM
the outfits are a real strong point
it actually stopped being funny to me pretty quickly, but then i watched it some more and it got funny again
From: haze - is having a bad day #6629
Date: 04/10/26 @ 4:46 AM
He got TOLD.
From: idsaluteyoubub #6630
Date: 04/10/26 @ 5:01 AM
haze said:

The Penguins are IN. He'll y'eah.

No.
From: haze - is having a bad day #6631
Date: 04/10/26 @ 5:04 AM
Oh shit.
From: idsaluteyoubub #6632
Date: 04/10/26 @ 5:26 AM
Gonna slap every penguin on the MOUTH
From: haze - is having a bad day #6633
Date: 04/10/26 @ 5:36 AM
Have you ever seen the Flyers win the cup?
From: idsaluteyoubub #6634
Date: 04/10/26 @ 5:40 AM
Has anyone?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6635
Date: 04/10/26 @ 6:01 AM
sorry folks these thoughts aren't random enough
take this nonsense to the ice honky thread
From: haze - is having a bad day #6636
Date: 04/10/26 @ 6:44 AM
*honkey
From: haze - is having a bad day #6637
Date: 04/10/26 @ 6:50 AM
So this one time (right now) I was thinking don't charge $.85 for a Coco-Colo.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6638
Date: 04/10/26 @ 7:14 AM
I'm not going to do this again with you the debate is settled and you're are you are ur wrong
From: slimwhitem #6639
Date: 04/10/26 @ 7:24 AM
the older i get the more i realize that being older is just as awesome as my 8 year old self thought it would be

you get to stay up late (9pm), play video games (pay bills online), hang out with cool new friends (back/shoulder pain), and nobody gets to tell you what to do (they still do).

it freakin rules man
From: haze - is having a bad day #6640
Date: 04/10/26 @ 7:25 AM
Fine, I'll take the baseball bat and be on my way.
From: idsaluteyoubub #6641
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:23 AM
I'll take the baseball bat and put it to use on some Pangies
From: Redboxer #6642
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:39 AM
Hi.
From: sanka #6643
Date: 04/10/26 @ 12:14 PM
Seeing political ads in Kentucky is wild. Everything is WOKE and DEI and they all blame Joe Biden. It's like a whole separate reality.
From: Redboxer #6644
Date: 04/10/26 @ 12:22 PM
Wonder why they're like that
From: sanka #6645
Date: 04/10/26 @ 1:16 PM
Louisville airport is wild. Theres a store that sells bourbon inside security. People just buyin shooters and getting tanked in these big rocking chairs sitting by there. They had a bourbon called Chicken Cock lol.
From: slimwhitem #6646
Date: 04/10/26 @ 2:08 PM
theres a new line of bourbon thats called tastes like chicken

or was it tastes like cock

same brand maybe?
From: sanka #6647
Date: 04/10/26 @ 2:15 PM
I was gonna buy a bottle bur it was like $70.
From: sanka #6648
Date: 04/10/26 @ 2:48 PM
I really have nothing to do today but people watch at the airport.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #6649
Date: 04/10/26 @ 4:28 PM
Time to unleash the burboon.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6650
Date: 04/10/26 @ 4:43 PM
You should memorize the tectonic plates.
It's a good rhetorical trick when you ask someone how many continents there are
And then tell them that it's actually sixteen.
Take that, gender.
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