wow, I didn't know that.

It was actually XXL. T-shirt size is just my lifestyle.

Christ that was like 30 years ago and my old friends still call me it lol.

What do your new friends call you?

My name.

i think they shortened it to the bourboon when letter prices went up in the 80s or whenever he was young

Its borbo now

shrnkflt'n

2005 called

Big McLargeHuge

Redboxer said:

Its borbo now

Borbo the geek

I came home at lunch and got some stuff ready in the back yard to do my annual ac cleaning at the end of the work day.

Fast forward to the end of the work day, I went back and immediately saw a mini nilla wafer on the ground, right in my path. Brand new and clean looking, not even an ant on it. I definitely would have noticed it had it been there at lunch. It was as obvious as a golf ball next to a truck.

I have a security camera right there and reviewed the footage. Nothing. We don't have nilla wafers in this house, so it didn't come from here. Someone threw it or a bird dropped it. I'm mad as fuck.

Id suspect bird or mouse.

dont nilla wafers grow in the ground?

you keep nilla wafer seeds in ur pocket?

did you eat a nilla wafer before de-seeding it and poop in that spot?

hang tight, my ai chat bot is still thinking

this MFer looking a nilla wafer horse in the mouth SMGDMFH

Nilla Wafers & Easy Cheese

Nilla wagers were always my Dad's favorite. One time my sister went and got Vanilla Wafers and he looked so defeated.

Yeah don't go cheap on the Nilla

Or the Easy Cheese

nilla wagers

nilla wage slavery

I put a pound of toughies in my pond today.

Jealous. Hope to have my own pond/lake soon.

Just dig a big ol hole and wait a couple of years, that's what we did.

Oh shit. Yeah mine would be way swampier

we just looked at a house that had its own lake. But it was empty. They said they fill it every year, it was manmade. They had no filtration or movement of that lake after they did fill it. They said the rode paddle boards and used canoes on it. I asked that if in the summer it went stanant as there was no true movement and they couldn't answer. So we opted not to by that property. It was on 12 acres. On the house alone we would have put a bid down on it. But they not only had lake issues, they also had a huge above ground pool put inside the ground. so :|

*stagnant

Surprise! There's a dump on the bottom of the lake

Too much dump talk.

how lake get stagnate

idsaluteyoubub said:

Surprise! There's a dump on the bottom of the lake

That’s a different house.

Lq is gonna buy a house with a waterlogged ditch.

Went to pay my property taxes online last night and it was going to be ~$70 in CC fees.
Had to dust off the ol' checkbook and find a stamp.

please include $19 additional for processing

And the convenience fee, for your convenience

ive had to do the same thing 3 times in the last 2 months

i enjoy the cash back rewards, but its killer for business. im on both sides of this

Not both

The two losing sides

The processor is on the winning side

Took two gummies and walked to the theater and now I'm watching Project Hail Mary.

My good friend said it was so good. I was tempted to rent it last night but I'm not sure it's my type of money.

Trying to book flights for my "free" october cruise.
Flights back home from Fort Lauderdale are limited. We will be off the ship pretty early but the only reasonable flight that fits into life would be to uber to Miami which is 30 minutes away and take a 6PM pm flight home. We are going to stuck in the airport all day.

MF finding new forms of money to reject.

lol

i saw it in imax.
i liked it
was not blown away.
but im a big fan of the lord/miller combo forever.

L Q said:

Trying to book flights for my "free" october cruise.
Flights back home from Fort Lauderdale are limited. We will be off the ship pretty early but the only reasonable flight that fits into life would be to uber to Miami which is 30 minutes away and take a 6PM pm flight home. We are going to stuck in the airport all day.

I would not vacation in Florida. It is really bad here. Please take my advice. Go out west to a ranch and ride horses or something and rent a cabin and go fishing on a lake. I'd avoid cruises also. We're having a lot of problems here not making the media.

There's no way I'd go on a cruise since COVID. People are getting hurt and going missing.

My family used to take cruises. They quit years ago.

cruise over here and kiss my ass

Americuhhh said:

L Q said:

Trying to book flights for my "free" october cruise.
Flights back home from Fort Lauderdale are limited. We will be off the ship pretty early but the only reasonable flight that fits into life would be to uber to Miami which is 30 minutes away and take a 6PM pm flight home. We are going to stuck in the airport all day.

I would not vacation in Florida. It is really bad here. Please take my advice. Go out west to a ranch and ride horses or something and rent a cabin and go fishing on a lake. I'd avoid cruises also. We're having a lot of problems here not making the media.

Just got back from a cruise out of FLL. Doing it again in October. The actual vacation will be on the ship/Grand Turk.

I'd probably not enjoy fishing or camping.

horse riding is fun
unless the horse takes off unprompted, which happened to me

I love riding horses. I did it as a child during a summer or two almost every saturday.