From: Scarlet - I like turtles #6251
Date: 04/02/26 @ 7:26 PM
I am very lucky with the insurance at husbs work, and I'm okay. 💜Thank you so much. It was really scary.
From: L Q #6252
Date: 04/02/26 @ 7:28 PM
Wow. Glad you are ok now.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #6253
Date: 04/02/26 @ 8:05 PM
Thank you.
Thanks for letting me talk about it.
I kept thinking about the kids in the hall ambamblance sketch and I kept laughing for no reason (I think it was out loud) and the guy in giving me a line in the ambulance was like, what are you laughing at? I said ambamblance and he just kinda looked at me.
From: L Q #6254
Date: 04/02/26 @ 8:08 PM
Everyone's too young.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #6255
Date: 04/02/26 @ 8:42 PM
Glad you're alright, Scarlet.
From: Denkar - Don't panic. #6256
Date: 04/02/26 @ 10:43 PM
wow, Scarlet that must have been horrible. so glad you're okay.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #6257
Date: 04/03/26 @ 12:01 AM
Thank you guys. 💜
From: Walker - You have AIDS. #6258
Date: 04/03/26 @ 12:06 AM
Bad news, though. You have AIDS.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #6259
Date: 04/03/26 @ 1:26 AM
I wish - I only have an intern.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6260
Date: 04/03/26 @ 11:44 AM
wtf
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6261
Date: 04/03/26 @ 11:46 AM
Anyway, I had a leave request from one of my guys this morning, and the reason (they don't have to give a reason) was: "Maundy Thursday Mass went a lot longer than I expected"

So dude thinks he can just go out and mass it up all night like a wild man then call in the next day.
lmfo
From: Ransome #6262
Date: 04/03/26 @ 12:44 PM
WWE MASS is a pretty sick event, though
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6263
Date: 04/03/26 @ 2:40 PM
wtmf is maundy Thursday mass
i stopped my Google search subscription so don't even go there
From: Monkopotamus #6264
Date: 04/03/26 @ 2:53 PM
the maury paternity pass
From: Redboxer #6265
Date: 04/03/26 @ 3:36 PM
Is anyone into FishDoorBell?
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6266
Date: 04/03/26 @ 3:47 PM
wtmf is maundy Thursday mass
Only the best liturgy of the year.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6267
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:13 PM
bet my dad got all rosaried up for that one
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #6268
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:41 PM
Okay but is it Maundy or Thursday
Every day feels the same
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6269
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:43 PM
What's so Maundy about Thursday?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6270
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:44 PM
maundy tuesdy wensdy thursdy fridy satady sundy
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #6271
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:47 PM
tgimt
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6272
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:47 PM
This dude is getting married soon and I checked out their registry and it's a whole lot of religious stuff - different types of bibles, a Mary statue, those things ppl kneel on to pray, a couple of books about drinking alcohol while Catholic, lots of other stuff I don't remember, oh and a set of World Book Encyclopedias.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6273
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:51 PM
...Jesus.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6274
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:55 PM
Also, it's from maunde (ME), for commandment.
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #6275
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:56 PM
It's from you?
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #6276
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:58 PM
does this mean fish Friday will be busy tonight or what
Like despite the ice storm
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6277
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:59 PM
It's from you?
Hahaha
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6278
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:03 PM
It's from you?
Stop bullying me.

does this mean fish Friday will be busy tonight or what
Probably.
Aren't you all Lutherans.
idk I fast from dismissal on Good Friday until Easter dawn.
Among other practices that Ely thinks are extreme.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6279
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:11 PM
omg he just texted me to make sure I saw his note...
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6280
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:17 PM
Send him a picture of the multipurpose breakfast machine and say "yea or no".
From: idsaluteyoubub #6281
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:19 PM
Space Cat said:

This dude is getting married soon and I checked out their registry and it's a whole lot of religious stuff - different types of bibles, a Mary statue, those things ppl kneel on to pray, a couple of books about drinking alcohol while Catholic, lots of other stuff I don't remember, oh and a set of World Book Encyclopedias.

Tell him about this thing called the interwebs.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6282
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:21 PM
I do own a set of encyclopediae, but in my defense I was young and it's just about laws in antiquity and the medieval periods, and I needed it because I had too much money.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6283
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:28 PM
get him one of those egg dick extruders
but get it blessed by a priest first
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #6284
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:49 PM
Honeslty I didn't realize people still went to church.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6285
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:50 PM
That's kind of an odd thing to say.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #6286
Date: 04/03/26 @ 5:58 PM
I just don't remember the last time I met someone who went to church. I don't mean it like they shouldn't - everyone is free to enjoy their own religion, I just don't know anyone who does.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #6287
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:00 PM
Sorry I wasn't trying to be ignorant or an asshole or anything.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6288
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:02 PM
people still went to church
they still came to church
but they still went too
From: slimwhitem #6289
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:08 PM
i used to dont
i still do not
but i dont too, too
From: Ransome #6290
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:22 PM
gonna take all yall to church one day
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6291
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:25 PM
Sorry I wasn't trying to be ignorant or an asshole or anything.
I didn't think you were.
It just seems odd, because it's hard to miss church or temple crowds, or churches that are obviously not defunct, or hear news stories (usually not great) about churches, and so on.
Not knowing any churchgoers and concluding that no one goes to church is... odd.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6292
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:27 PM
Also bear in mind that a lot of people don't talk openly about going to church
Because almost as annoying as having to listen to people talk about it is having to answer questions about it.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6293
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:33 PM
til rabbi til'd sometimes people use hyperbole
From: slimwhitem #6294
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:43 PM
it’s just one of those things that only people in the news or in horror movies do
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6295
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:47 PM
til rabbi til'd sometimes people use hyperbole
I don't know what the hell this is supposed to mean.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6296
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:49 PM
got u right where i want u
From: L Q #6297
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:53 PM
People here don’t go like they used too. Philly and NJ have consolidated a lot of their churches due to low participation.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #6298
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:54 PM
driving around like why are there so many churches
From: Ransome #6299
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:56 PM
I just wish everyone at church could come together
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #6300
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:57 PM
Sharing spaces has become more common here (e.g. Presbyterian in the morning, Korean Baptist in the afternoon, or Episcopalian and AME), as well as opening spaces up for other uses.
Lot of factors at play there.
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