My farm owning ancestors had like ten to twenty kids. It's absolutely normal. They all were taught to work the land.
The modern thinking of one to two kids is due to the fact that most American families lost farms during The Great Depression era and never took them back.
I just backread. Sanka's drinkin' the wrong beer again. Somebody mail him some emergency beer.
Yeah I hope he's better in the morning.
bridbran said:
partying it up in mke with my sister and kidasaurus. Went to the zoo. Ate ramen and chicken fried pork chop. What else could one do
kie or kee???
don't love being jerked off like this
I handled over $11k in cash today.
Successful fundraiser for the southside battletrain
as we enter build season.
This year we're putting a giant animatronic dinosaur
on a stripped down RV platform
and it will be drivable from atop the dinosaur.

This dinosaur.
Yeah buddy.
So it is Sunday. Ordered a new shirt from Walmart. It turns out hiking tees are far superior to regular t-shirts in the winter. Got the Bible ready for today's reading. Bag of snacks. Both phones charged up and waitin' on some rain showers.
Driveway check: driveway is clear.
butterknife said:
bridbran said:
partying it up in mke with my sister and kidasaurus. Went to the zoo. Ate ramen and chicken fried pork chop. What else could one do
kie or kee???
Max line to kie is one way lol
ordered a rain barrel. dunno what im gonna put in it. prolly rain HAHAHAHA
redboxer is confirmed to be a small fish
Second breakfast time and back to bed time.
Lots of rain coming through this week. This yard is going to be FUBAR.
On my days off one of my favorite things to do is, after I wake up I use the bathroom, maybe get some water, then I get right back into bed. Sometimes I fall back asleep, sometimes I am just laying there. It's so relaxing.
i want to make a masturbation joke, but I can't figure one out that'd be in good taste
so instead I'll just say I'm envious, as with the aforementioned brood of crotchfruit such luxury is beyond me, and that that sounds completely lovely
Bed and the couch are the two most comfortable places on the planet.
I highly recommend setting up an outdoor napping area. It'll change your oxygen level and therefore your life. It's how humans originally lived when our neanderthal brains developed the thinking to build the modern home.
You see some cool wildlife, even in the city.
I woke up at 7 to go to the bathroom and then got back in bed and slept late.
I think it sucks.
I used to feel like if I slept in I was wasting the day. My views have changed a lot as I get older.
friend of mine is about to become parent, asked for advice:
"Get as much sleep as you can now, because you will never again have enough."
After my friend had kids,every year for her birthday she asked for a long nap without interruption.
Do what I did: Start ugly crying and screaming every 40 minutes.
Hold that mirror up to a kid's face and he/she/they'll get the point.
I don't have kids but when I had the Dane he always wanted to play bite my hands and I started pushing his cheek in so he'd bite himself, and he got the hint.
raising kids is all about finding ways to get away from them
Raising kids is the coolest thing in the world and negative talk about raising kids is super dysfunctional.
But whatever. I think I feel raindrops and I did not get the yard cleaned up.
I also need a burger for lunch and a steak dinner for supper. And then I need four eggs and six pieces of bacon and a whole potato fries for breakfast.
I think everything has a negative side.
I'm sofuckingtired. Can't wait until 8pm so I can go to bed.
My kids have all next week off for spring break. Can't wait to have all the dishes and silverware squirreled away in their rooms while they have no idea what I'm talking about.
my mom had a pyrex pan spontaneously shatter while she was heating it up (+ contents) on the stovetop.
we both managed to cut ourselves while cleaning up the mess 😒.
didn't pyrex stop being actual pyrex like a decade or two ago
You might not know it, but I am the worlds leading expert on exploding Pyrex pans. I was hired to do that back in the day when I worked for a forensics company.
I spent about 6 months, 4 ovens and around 1000 pans to figure it out.
But also anything tempered glass can just spontaneously implode all by itself.
more than two
the new owner decided that cheaper was more important than better
Old Pyrex was borosilicate glass. New Pyrex is Tempered Glass.
sanka said:
I spent about 6 months, 4 ovens and around 1000 pans to figure it out.
figure out what?
How things break and explode.
were these all new pyrex bakeware?
or did you use some that had been aged (aka scratched up)
You wonder how and why a pyrex pan explodes. Well, I tested it. All the cooking, the cooling, the setting a hot pan on a cold granite top. I tested it all.
All the Pyrex pans were new. Tempered glass. I also tested about 900 borosilicate glass ones. Anchor Hocking.
Both broke at about the same rate, but when a Pyrex pan breaks it is SHARDs of thin glass hell. When a borosilicate pan breaks it is in big clunky chunks.
sanka said:
You might not know it, but I am the worlds leading expert on exploding Pyrex pans. I was hired to do that back in the day when I worked for a forensics company.
I spent about 6 months, 4 ovens and around 1000 pans to figure it out.
But also anything tempered glass can just spontaneously implode all by itself.
Every time pyrex comes up I think of you!
Every time I see a rusty car I think of you!
If I were to give any guidance, as the worlds leading expert in some thing, I would use Anchor Hocking borosilicate glass pans.
I mean, I have Pyrex pans, but if I were to choose, it'd be the borosilicate ones. They can and will break, but at least they break in big chunks instead of stabby shards.
that's neat! Thank you for sharing, I do remember reading about that and I think your old posts is where I first learned about that change
okay i know the dark web but the phrase deep web has been creeping up more and more and like what the hell is that
is here the deep web
are you all everybody
Fazed has always been a sort of dark web, in the fact that no one knew about it. It was just us assholes hanging out on this forum that knew about it. The only notice the world got about Fazed was like 1997 when a magazine had it next to fark.com.