From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5951
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:03 AM
My farm owning ancestors had like ten to twenty kids. It's absolutely normal. They all were taught to work the land.

The modern thinking of one to two kids is due to the fact that most American families lost farms during The Great Depression era and never took them back.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5952
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:05 AM
I just backread. Sanka's drinkin' the wrong beer again. Somebody mail him some emergency beer.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5953
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:34 AM
Yeah I hope he's better in the morning.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5954
Date: 03/29/26 @ 3:32 AM
narrator:
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5955
Date: 03/29/26 @ 3:59 AM
He wasn't.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5956
Date: 03/29/26 @ 4:05 AM
bridbran said:

partying it up in mke with my sister and kidasaurus. Went to the zoo. Ate ramen and chicken fried pork chop. What else could one do

kie or kee???
From: haze - is having a bad day #5957
Date: 03/29/26 @ 4:36 AM
pie or pee???
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5958
Date: 03/29/26 @ 7:57 AM
don't love being jerked off like this
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5959
Date: 03/29/26 @ 8:07 AM
I handled over $11k in cash today.
Successful fundraiser for the southside battletrain
as we enter build season.

This year we're putting a giant animatronic dinosaur
on a stripped down RV platform
and it will be drivable from atop the dinosaur.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5960
Date: 03/29/26 @ 8:10 AM


This dinosaur.
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5961
Date: 03/29/26 @ 11:35 AM
Yeah buddy.

So it is Sunday. Ordered a new shirt from Walmart. It turns out hiking tees are far superior to regular t-shirts in the winter. Got the Bible ready for today's reading. Bag of snacks. Both phones charged up and waitin' on some rain showers.

Driveway check: driveway is clear.
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5962
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:14 PM
butterknife said:

bridbran said:

partying it up in mke with my sister and kidasaurus. Went to the zoo. Ate ramen and chicken fried pork chop. What else could one do

kie or kee???
Max line to kie is one way lol
From: slimwhitem #5963
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:32 PM
ordered a rain barrel. dunno what im gonna put in it. prolly rain HAHAHAHA
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5964
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:35 PM
mosquito larvae
From: Redboxer #5965
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:36 PM
That's good eating.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5966
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:42 PM
redboxer is confirmed to be a small fish
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5967
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:42 PM
Second breakfast time and back to bed time.

Lots of rain coming through this week. This yard is going to be FUBAR.
From: L Q #5968
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:48 PM
On my days off one of my favorite things to do is, after I wake up I use the bathroom, maybe get some water, then I get right back into bed. Sometimes I fall back asleep, sometimes I am just laying there. It's so relaxing.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5969
Date: 03/29/26 @ 2:53 PM
i want to make a masturbation joke, but I can't figure one out that'd be in good taste

so instead I'll just say I'm envious, as with the aforementioned brood of crotchfruit such luxury is beyond me, and that that sounds completely lovely
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5970
Date: 03/29/26 @ 3:05 PM
Bed and the couch are the two most comfortable places on the planet.

I highly recommend setting up an outdoor napping area. It'll change your oxygen level and therefore your life. It's how humans originally lived when our neanderthal brains developed the thinking to build the modern home.

You see some cool wildlife, even in the city.
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5971
Date: 03/29/26 @ 3:18 PM
I should get a hammock
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5972
Date: 03/29/26 @ 3:24 PM
I woke up at 7 to go to the bathroom and then got back in bed and slept late.
I think it sucks.
From: L Q #5973
Date: 03/29/26 @ 4:01 PM
I used to feel like if I slept in I was wasting the day. My views have changed a lot as I get older.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5974
Date: 03/29/26 @ 4:11 PM
friend of mine is about to become parent, asked for advice:

"Get as much sleep as you can now, because you will never again have enough."
From: L Q #5975
Date: 03/29/26 @ 4:15 PM
After my friend had kids,every year for her birthday she asked for a long nap without interruption.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #5976
Date: 03/29/26 @ 5:17 PM
Do what I did: Start ugly crying and screaming every 40 minutes.

Hold that mirror up to a kid's face and he/she/they'll get the point.
From: L Q #5977
Date: 03/29/26 @ 5:39 PM
I don't have kids but when I had the Dane he always wanted to play bite my hands and I started pushing his cheek in so he'd bite himself, and he got the hint.
From: slimwhitem #5978
Date: 03/29/26 @ 5:41 PM
raising kids is all about finding ways to get away from them
From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5979
Date: 03/29/26 @ 6:17 PM
Raising kids is the coolest thing in the world and negative talk about raising kids is super dysfunctional.

But whatever. I think I feel raindrops and I did not get the yard cleaned up.

I also need a burger for lunch and a steak dinner for supper. And then I need four eggs and six pieces of bacon and a whole potato fries for breakfast.
From: L Q #5980
Date: 03/29/26 @ 6:35 PM
I think everything has a negative side.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5981
Date: 03/29/26 @ 6:46 PM
for me it's my outside
From: sanka #5982
Date: 03/29/26 @ 9:51 PM
I'm sofuckingtired. Can't wait until 8pm so I can go to bed.

My kids have all next week off for spring break. Can't wait to have all the dishes and silverware squirreled away in their rooms while they have no idea what I'm talking about.
From: Redboxer #5983
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:03 PM
I'm excited for you.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5984
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:08 PM
my mom had a pyrex pan spontaneously shatter while she was heating it up (+ contents) on the stovetop.
we both managed to cut ourselves while cleaning up the mess 😒.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5985
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:09 PM
didn't pyrex stop being actual pyrex like a decade or two ago
From: sanka #5986
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:12 PM
You might not know it, but I am the worlds leading expert on exploding Pyrex pans. I was hired to do that back in the day when I worked for a forensics company.

I spent about 6 months, 4 ovens and around 1000 pans to figure it out.

But also anything tempered glass can just spontaneously implode all by itself.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5987
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:13 PM
more than two
the new owner decided that cheaper was more important than better
From: sanka #5988
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:14 PM
Old Pyrex was borosilicate glass. New Pyrex is Tempered Glass.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5989
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:14 PM
sanka said:
I spent about 6 months, 4 ovens and around 1000 pans to figure it out.
figure out what?
From: sanka #5990
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:15 PM
How things break and explode.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5991
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:17 PM
were these all new pyrex bakeware?
or did you use some that had been aged (aka scratched up)
From: sanka #5992
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:17 PM
You wonder how and why a pyrex pan explodes. Well, I tested it. All the cooking, the cooling, the setting a hot pan on a cold granite top. I tested it all.
From: sanka #5993
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:18 PM
All the Pyrex pans were new. Tempered glass. I also tested about 900 borosilicate glass ones. Anchor Hocking.

Both broke at about the same rate, but when a Pyrex pan breaks it is SHARDs of thin glass hell. When a borosilicate pan breaks it is in big clunky chunks.
From: L Q #5994
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:20 PM
sanka said:

You might not know it, but I am the worlds leading expert on exploding Pyrex pans. I was hired to do that back in the day when I worked for a forensics company.

I spent about 6 months, 4 ovens and around 1000 pans to figure it out.

But also anything tempered glass can just spontaneously implode all by itself.

Every time pyrex comes up I think of you!
From: sanka #5995
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:21 PM
Every time I see a rusty car I think of you!
From: L Q #5996
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:21 PM
awww.
From: sanka #5997
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:25 PM
If I were to give any guidance, as the worlds leading expert in some thing, I would use Anchor Hocking borosilicate glass pans.

I mean, I have Pyrex pans, but if I were to choose, it'd be the borosilicate ones. They can and will break, but at least they break in big chunks instead of stabby shards.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5998
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:28 PM
that's neat! Thank you for sharing, I do remember reading about that and I think your old posts is where I first learned about that change
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5999
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:31 PM
okay i know the dark web but the phrase deep web has been creeping up more and more and like what the hell is that

is here the deep web

are you all everybody
From: sanka #6000
Date: 03/29/26 @ 10:35 PM
Fazed has always been a sort of dark web, in the fact that no one knew about it. It was just us assholes hanging out on this forum that knew about it. The only notice the world got about Fazed was like 1997 when a magazine had it next to fark.com.
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