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From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5901
Date: 03/28/26 @ 3:39 PM

It's crackerlackin' y'all but crackers ain't lackin'.

From: Ransome #5902
Date: 03/28/26 @ 3:48 PM

Man if someone uses your driveway to turn around there is going to be hell to pay.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5903
Date: 03/28/26 @ 4:01 PM

Shift+W
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Why isn't this window closing?
Shift+W
Oh
Ctrl+W

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5904
Date: 03/28/26 @ 4:04 PM

Especially since there's GPS and Google Maps and still Mapquest. Stay off my lawn.

I wonder if it's legal to put a spike strip at the end of a driveway? Probably not in The South.

From: Redboxer #5905
Date: 03/28/26 @ 4:07 PM

Traps tend to no be legal.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5906
Date: 03/28/26 @ 4:18 PM

If it's my driveway and my spike strip buried under some dry leaves pops all four tires cause a em effer is trespassin' c'est la vie.

[cracks beer settles into tree stand]

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5907
Date: 03/28/26 @ 4:25 PM

the fire department better not be turning around in my driveway either

From: sanka #5908
Date: 03/28/26 @ 4:39 PM

booby traps are illegal. spike strips just sitting in a driveway unhidden are going to be totally fine.

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #5909
Date: 03/28/26 @ 4:44 PM

What if the trap was actual boobies?

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5910
Date: 03/28/26 @ 4:48 PM

Why would the fire department turn around in anyone's driveway? No fire department does that.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5911
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:01 PM

Time to pewpew.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5912
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:03 PM

When y'all go into my profile can y'all see my patriotic eagle photo?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5913
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:10 PM

Anyone who gets mad about someone turning around in their driveway needs to be spanked.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5914
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:12 PM

Cool story bro.

Anyhow...

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5915
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:21 PM

that's a paddlin

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5916
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:21 PM

I don't know how to go into people's profile

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5917
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:25 PM

if someone turned around in my driveway I would eat their ass

From: Redboxer #5918
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:26 PM

Growing up my parents would take turns driving around in neighborhoods with us and pulling into people's driveways. We'd all sing when we did it.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5919
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:35 PM

according to my scale, i dropped a 1 lb deuce

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5920
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:35 PM

Prove it.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5921
Date: 03/28/26 @ 5:56 PM

u gonna pick up that deuce or just leave it there on the scale

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5922
Date: 03/28/26 @ 6:08 PM

I did the normal thing, which is to weigh myself before and after
versus shitting on my scale

From: slimwhitem #5923
Date: 03/28/26 @ 6:33 PM

less accurate but whatever

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5924
Date: 03/28/26 @ 7:35 PM

me wizard shitting a tear rn
smdh

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5925
Date: 03/28/26 @ 7:50 PM

So is that a no on the profile photo? Is it visible or not?

From: cmtz #5926
Date: 03/28/26 @ 7:55 PM

Weve counted like 15 piles of barf so far.
We saw someone barfing at the park at 4pm today.
SO. MUCH. BARF.

Is it people who drank too much watching the hurling finals?
hurling then hurling?

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5927
Date: 03/28/26 @ 8:14 PM

Yeah that's weird.

From: sanka #5928
Date: 03/28/26 @ 8:30 PM

The ice finally went out on the lake by my house today. Guess it's spring.

From: L Q #5929
Date: 03/28/26 @ 8:33 PM

Americuhhh said:

When y'all go into my profile can y'all see my patriotic eagle photo?

No. And I don’t think anyone can see my porkchop photo either.

From: sanka #5930
Date: 03/28/26 @ 8:41 PM

I have a tinned fish problem. I can't stop buying and eating tinned fish.

Ever since I spent last summer in Catalonia and southern France I just can't stop.

From: cmtz #5931
Date: 03/28/26 @ 8:41 PM

Had a spice bag for dinner. A++ would eat again

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5932
Date: 03/28/26 @ 9:17 PM

L Q said:

Americuhhh said:

When y'all go into my profile can y'all see my patriotic eagle photo?

No. And I don’t think anyone can see my porkchop photo either.

Is it a new site bug I wonder.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5933
Date: 03/28/26 @ 9:17 PM

I'm on mobile.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5934
Date: 03/28/26 @ 9:19 PM

sanka said:

I have a tinned fish problem. I can't stop buying and eating tinned fish.

Ever since I spent last summer in Catalonia and southern France I just can't stop.

I'm a canned whole clams person. I'd try sardines again but they'd have to be fire grilled like a toasted marshmallow and dressed up with veggies.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5935
Date: 03/28/26 @ 9:20 PM

Storm coming through time to check the lawn and secure the driveway for u-turning firetrucks.

From: sanka #5936
Date: 03/28/26 @ 11:08 PM

I have a shitload of airline miles and hotel credits and rental car free days.

Sometimes I think about just lying to my family and telling them I have another work trip. They would never notice.

I could just fly off anywhere for a couple 3-4 days. Anywhere in the world really. I would just see the sights and get real good and drunk.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5937
Date: 03/28/26 @ 11:18 PM

Haha, I think that one's crossed your mind before. I remember you saying that previously.
Sounds like a dream.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5938
Date: 03/28/26 @ 11:20 PM

Too bad you can't do it without all the guilt.

From: sanka #5939
Date: 03/28/26 @ 11:28 PM

Yeah. Like nothing would be different. It's a normal thing for me. But I'd feel weird about it.

I think about it mostly in times like this where I haven't been on the road in like a month, and it's two more weeks til my next trip. I guess I miss airplanes and travel and such.

You would never guess that from my day to day. I am a homebody.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5940
Date: 03/29/26 @ 12:13 AM

could you
ask

"Hey fam I need some me time, so I'm gonna fuck off for a few days. Does that fit the schedule?"

From: Redboxer #5941
Date: 03/29/26 @ 12:19 AM

You could do that for yourself. And then also your wife. And then your kids as well.

From: sanka #5942
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:00 AM

have patience said:

could you
ask

"Hey fam I need some me time, so I'm gonna fuck off for a few days. Does that fit the schedule?"

This is a suggestion from someone who has no family obligations. This is so comically oriented that I don't know what to do with it.

If I would ask this of my wife. To take a break from my family to fuck off for a couple days and get drunk in a hotel, she might shoot me dead on the spot. And she would be found innocent in any court of law.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5943
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:23 AM

hp has like 8 kids

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5944
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:25 AM

partying it up in mke with my sister and kidasaurus. Went to the zoo. Ate ramen and chicken fried pork chop. What else could one do

From: sanka #5945
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:27 AM

how fucking stupid do you have to be to have that many kids.

Any more than two I wonder.

From: sanka #5946
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:30 AM

I'm going to sleep and I hope the world will be better than I left it.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5947
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:31 AM

probably worse in the morning

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5948
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:32 AM

lol jesus

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5949
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:54 AM

sanka said:

how fucking stupid do you have to be to have that many kids.

Any more than two I wonder.

pretty fucking stupid
i got a five yo, three yo four next month, two yo, and a six week old

but you're right i don't know nothing bout birthing no babies

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5950
Date: 03/29/26 @ 1:57 AM

bridbran said:

probably worse in the morning

prophecy.