RTT

From: haze - is having a bad day #5851
Date: 03/26/26 @ 10:13 PM

Great, a hail storm.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5852
Date: 03/26/26 @ 10:30 PM

Aw, hail naw.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5853
Date: 03/26/26 @ 10:33 PM

IL

From: Monkopotamus #5854
Date: 03/26/26 @ 10:50 PM

I thought HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA was in Missouri.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5855
Date: 03/26/26 @ 11:12 PM

Ever been to Uranus, Indiana?

From: Redboxer #5856
Date: 03/27/26 @ 12:18 AM

Maybe. I don't remember.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5857
Date: 03/27/26 @ 1:09 AM

y'all done up and done it

From: haze - is having a bad day #5858
Date: 03/27/26 @ 1:09 AM

Oh, I learned something today.

Uranus Fudge Factory is a kitschy, humor-themed roadside attraction and general store, primarily located in St. Robert, Missouri, on Historic Route 66, with additional locations in Indiana. Known for the slogan "The Best Fudge comes from Uranus," it features in-store fudge packing, a sideshow museum, creatures, and numerous adult-themed puns.

From: Redboxer #5859
Date: 03/27/26 @ 1:22 AM

Oh, then absolutely not.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5860
Date: 03/27/26 @ 1:48 AM

Wow. WOW.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5861
Date: 03/27/26 @ 3:47 AM

Mom. MOM.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5862
Date: 03/27/26 @ 4:25 AM

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5863
Date: 03/27/26 @ 4:45 AM

not Michael too!!!!!??!

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5864
Date: 03/27/26 @ 4:48 AM

From: haze - is having a bad day #5865
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:37 AM

WHAAAAATTT?

From: Sepharo #5866
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:55 AM

Damn that's crazy
he made Thriller

From: haze - is having a bad day #5867
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:56 AM

Don't forget about Billy Breeze.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5868
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:57 AM

SHIT

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5869
Date: 03/27/26 @ 6:30 AM

nice going

From: idsaluteyoubub #5870
Date: 03/27/26 @ 8:36 AM

haze said:

Ever been to Uranus, Indiana?

Why is uranus in Diana? Who is Diana?

From: haze - is having a bad day #5871
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:23 PM

That's none of your business.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5872
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:32 PM

It's literally my business.
I work in the anus industry.

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5873
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:33 PM

Right there in the name
"Spay Scat"

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5874
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:00 PM

Guys, guys. My new glasses have not arrived. I am overheated about it. Real ticked.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5875
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:25 PM

My glasses have arrived just as I was complaining look at there. Thank ya God.

From: sanka #5876
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:28 PM

I got old dad eyes now. I just started wearing glasses last year. I was so excited when I found out you could buy glasses online. Sunglasses too with the prescription. I ordered like 4 pairs, and they were like $12 each lol.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5877
Date: 03/27/26 @ 11:07 PM

Guys, remember my two (2) free 16oz jars of dry roasted Planters® Preanuts?
Well, sadly I have just ate the last kernel. I do not know what to do.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5878
Date: 03/27/26 @ 11:17 PM

ate the last of his prenut
smhd

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5879
Date: 03/27/26 @ 11:31 PM

what a fool lmfo

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5880
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:15 AM

sanka said:

I got old dad eyes now. I just started wearing glasses last year. I was so excited when I found out you could buy glasses online. Sunglasses too with the prescription. I ordered like 4 pairs, and they were like $12 each lol.

Yeah I just buy cheap reading glasses for $5-$6. My last pair was from the dollar store but I rolled over on them not once but twice in my sleep. I ordered a $6 pair frothe Walmart that are almost exactly the same.

I need prescription but I haven't bothered yet. I know there are a lot of cheap websites out there for prescription.

I cannot read labels at the grocery store for shit sometimes even with glasses the print has gotten so small. I spend a very long time reading labels of new items because there's a lot of stuff I will not eat and I am picky about where a product is manufactured sometimes.

I use one of them electric wheelchair scooters to navigate the store and the. Sit in it after checking out and eat for like an hour while I read the Internet.

And to think I used to waste my life in a bar when I could have been about that grocery store life the whole time.

From: sanka #5881
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:15 AM

My favorite Youtube genre is foreign people eating real US BBQ.

From: sanka #5882
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:17 AM

You can buy readers in the store +3 or more for like $5. You can buy prescription ones online for like $12.

In a pinch, if you have to read a tiny label, your cell phone works as a magnifier.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5883
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:18 AM

I cannot get my juice container lid opened. I need to press the life alert button for helps.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5884
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:19 AM

sanka said:

You can buy readers in the store +3 or more for like $5. You can buy prescription ones online for like $12.

In a pinch, if you have to read a tiny label, your cell phone works as a magnifier.

Oh dang I did not think about using a cell phone. Good advice. Thanks for that pro tip.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5885
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:21 AM

The dollar store has readers that are just fine for $1.50 here. But I'm really sick of the dollar store and order everything on the Internet now instead. I do not like going anywhere.

From: sanka #5886
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:23 AM

Who the fuck are you?

From: haze - is having a bad day #5887
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:33 AM

Haha

From: Redboxer #5888
Date: 03/28/26 @ 12:41 AM

Look at roger daltrey over here

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5889
Date: 03/28/26 @ 7:01 AM

had so many posts i just kept backspacing and not posting today for sum reason
now it's mad late and i'm going to sleep
considering not posting this either but hwat is the saying...a wise man speaks because he has something to say and i have to click post on fazed or something like that

good night best wishes

From: haze - is having a bad day #5890
Date: 03/28/26 @ 7:08 AM

As like they say, don't go counting waterfalls.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5891
Date: 03/28/26 @ 11:55 AM

Guys, good morning. I have already had two oz. of beek jerky and a smoothie.

From: Redboxer #5892
Date: 03/28/26 @ 11:57 AM

We do grams now.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5893
Date: 03/28/26 @ 1:59 PM

they call me beef honkey

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5894
Date: 03/28/26 @ 2:25 PM

Been watchin' reels all mornin' and listenin' to Ted Nugent. Happy Saturday. God bless Americuhhh.

From: cmtz #5895
Date: 03/28/26 @ 2:45 PM

We in dublin
I like it. But there is SO MUCH BARF on the sidewalks and that was not something i had considered haha

From: cmtz #5896
Date: 03/28/26 @ 2:47 PM

St Stephens Green is lovely. All the tulips and daffodils are in bloom.

From: cmtz #5897
Date: 03/28/26 @ 2:49 PM

Also we went to the no kings protest at the US embassy and there were a few hundred people there. We proudly represented Minnesota with our state flag

From: Redboxer #5898
Date: 03/28/26 @ 2:50 PM

Nice! Do they just freebarf?

From: slimwhitem #5899
Date: 03/28/26 @ 3:22 PM

barfmaxxing

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5900
Date: 03/28/26 @ 3:38 PM

Crankin' up the Skynyrd crackin' open some cold ones. Happy Saturday Americuhhh.