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From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5801
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:47 PM

religious thots thread

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5802
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:48 PM

A mill? How would that even work, they're not Communion wafers.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5803
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:50 PM

Redboxer said:

They probably have a mill or something that makes them. She doesn't do it.

I know that, idiot. I just hope she keeps the Mini Egg Mill in operation.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5804
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:51 PM

Now the organ and choir are doing a very twentieth-century rendition of Psalm 150.
As in repetitive, syncopated, sounds like it might have fallen off Einstein On The Beach.
I am very much into it.

From: Zero #5805
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:51 PM

fear7trembling said:

A mill? How would that even work, they're not Communion wafers.

They're ground down from bigger aygs.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5806
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:53 PM

religious thots thread

She is kind of a cutie in her gold mitre and all.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5807
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:53 PM

They're ground down from bigger aygs.

Like baby carrots?
That can't be right.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5808
Date: 03/25/26 @ 4:11 PM

It's over an hour in and we're just getting to the Nicene Creed.
Not to flex, but Episcopalians could have gotten this whole thing done in a tight fifty.

From: Redboxer #5809
Date: 03/25/26 @ 4:15 PM

If Creed ever franchised the band...

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5810
Date: 03/25/26 @ 4:37 PM

Kind of dwindled at the end, but that's fine.
I'm sure someone brought coffee cake or lemon bars.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5811
Date: 03/25/26 @ 4:40 PM

it's not
they're what happens when an Easter Bunny tries to shit out an Easter Egg

/stuffs gob with another handful of mini-eggs, chocolate speckles lightly splattering every nearby surface

From: sanka #5812
Date: 03/25/26 @ 5:27 PM

How many communion wafers do you have to eat to equal a whole Jesus?

From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #5813
Date: 03/25/26 @ 5:29 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/8789p0/request_how_many_communion_wafers_would_it_take/

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5814
Date: 03/25/26 @ 5:36 PM

Just one. They're like those little sponges that you put in water and they turn into dinosaurs.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5815
Date: 03/25/26 @ 5:41 PM

You can't submerge them, though. They just stand there on top of the water. Like a damb show-off.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5816
Date: 03/25/26 @ 5:43 PM

Well yeah, that's kind of one of his big things.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5817
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:16 PM

Why is there a constant mini egg shortage

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5818
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:24 PM

Big Easter wants to keep prices up

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5819
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:36 PM

Why is there a constant mini egg shortage

If they were longer they'd look like poops.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5820
Date: 03/25/26 @ 7:04 PM

i dont think youve been bullied enough

From: sanka #5821
Date: 03/25/26 @ 7:07 PM

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5822
Date: 03/25/26 @ 7:08 PM

I'm just proof that it's not a reliable practice.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5823
Date: 03/25/26 @ 7:09 PM

damn forgot about that egg dick

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5824
Date: 03/25/26 @ 7:11 PM

[John McCrea voice] I like a girl with short egg and a looooooooooong dick.

From: slimwhitem #5825
Date: 03/25/26 @ 9:34 PM

hes going the dickstance

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5826
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:04 AM

my eggdick is ALL foreskin

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5827
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:09 AM

Hey. I'm back.

What a week I am having let me not tell you about it.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5828
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:14 AM

I got bit on the butt by a tick. I got most of it out.

I also saw a doe yesterday and a wild hog.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5829
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:20 AM

The last remaining arm of my glasses broke off last night. I've been trying to rig them back together and finally gave up.

Being poor is not cook. I tried a small piece of bungee cord, a piece of metal spring, my eye glasses screw which is too small, and a piece of paper fashioned into a piece of string.

If I had soup this task would be resolved.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5830
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:21 AM

Alright time for hobo dinner.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5831
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:26 AM

don't forgeto to tip your homunculus

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5832
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:32 AM

did i miss the post where Americuhhh introduced themselves?

From: haze - is having a bad day #5833
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:53 AM

I was kinda doomscrolling and some random BGT vidyjeo
popped up and there was Alesha Dixon and boy howdy.

From: slimwhitem #5834
Date: 03/26/26 @ 1:18 AM

alesha dixon?

i just met em

From: haze - is having a bad day #5835
Date: 03/26/26 @ 1:21 AM

That's fine. I just think she's a triple hubba.

From: slimwhitem #5836
Date: 03/26/26 @ 1:24 AM

i should said ‘i just met her, son’

but i didn’t, and it’s not any funnier anyway

it WAS funny in my head tho

so there

take that

From: haze - is having a bad day #5837
Date: 03/26/26 @ 1:36 AM

I'm not taking that mess on I have my own mess thank so much.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #5838
Date: 03/26/26 @ 5:28 AM

That first mass shooting at Charlie Kirk Memorial High School is going to be so awkward

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5839
Date: 03/26/26 @ 1:52 PM

needs work

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5840
Date: 03/26/26 @ 5:31 PM

No one wants to follow this up. Alright I'll go for it.

I broke my glasses the other day and decided I'd fix them with super glue but instead I ordered a new pair and they are being delivered to my doorstep.

I also learned this week that Mark Zuckerberg propelled AI into existence.I did not know that.

My farts currently smell like old cheese left in the sun.

From: Ransome #5841
Date: 03/26/26 @ 6:04 PM

yup a grand ol tony starch is what he is

From: L Q #5842
Date: 03/26/26 @ 6:06 PM

Amer- you are now living at a place now?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5843
Date: 03/26/26 @ 6:29 PM

And what about now?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5844
Date: 03/26/26 @ 6:53 PM

You can tell how her is.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5845
Date: 03/26/26 @ 7:03 PM

legs like this probaly
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lmfo

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5846
Date: 03/26/26 @ 7:41 PM

L Q said:

Amer- you are now living at a place now?

No man. I ain't here to go' into all that.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5847
Date: 03/26/26 @ 7:43 PM

Anyway I ordered a new cell phone. One them get a free phone if you agree to this service whatever.

These people sent me a second phone and I am trying to return it and all I need is a shipping label for an unopened box and they cannot figure out how to just accommodate my request.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5848
Date: 03/26/26 @ 7:51 PM

Time for lunch.

From: Americuhhh - heck yeah! #5849
Date: 03/26/26 @ 9:16 PM

Let me know when y'all are done heatin' up beffaronis, brony.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5850
Date: 03/26/26 @ 10:06 PM

Man, I've had a real drag ass day. I got plenty of work done, but just physically drag ass if that makes sense.
Had to drag my ass out of bed. My legs were like lead weights on my run.
Literally dragged my ass behind me on the ground with a rope.