From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5751
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:06 AM
what if you have two passwords and only one of them has a foreskin
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5752
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:06 AM
mf
From: haze - is having a bad day #5753
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:28 AM
From: haze - is having a bad day #5754
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:28 AM
You are really terrible at this.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5755
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:38 AM
It's the last joke we're allowed to make before all comedy is outlawed.
From: haze - is having a bad day #5756
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:46 AM
I was such an ugly kid… when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5757
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:47 AM
pack it up people
hazel killed comedy
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5758
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:48 AM
I hope I'm next
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5759
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:57 AM
lol ud prolly end up kyled
From: haze - is having a bad day #5760
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:01 AM
Hey, Dangerfield was funny. Get your ass out of your head.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5761
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:02 AM


MFW some drywall shows up.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5762
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:03 AM
is he that coach from the ladybugs genderbending sports adventure film
From: haze - is having a bad day #5763
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:14 AM
Yeah. Better known for Caddyshack and Back to School.
And introducing kids like me to Kinison, Seinfeld, Saget, Dice, Rosanne, Rita Rudner, Louie Anderson and a lot more
on his HBO young comedians specials. Made a huge impact on me.
The impact was not in my butt, SC.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5764
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:28 AM
Kind of amazing to me how much of my body hurts.
And also how lucky I am for this outcome,
as damage evened out over the body is so much better
than breaking a bone or some other beeswax.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5765
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:28 AM
Cannot remember the last time my gluteus maximus was this sore.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5766
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:33 AM
ofc i know rotknee I'm not 5
Back to school was one of my favorite comedies growing up

that and ladybugs ofc

but after i learned about the Lindsey Graham connection that title is ruined
From: haze - is having a bad day #5767
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:46 AM
You don't have to be rude about it.
Like whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
I don't know about the graham cracker ass connection.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5768
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:55 AM
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5769
Date: 03/24/26 @ 7:29 AM
I didn't need this
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5770
Date: 03/24/26 @ 7:31 AM
and u call urself a taintymologist
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5771
Date: 03/24/26 @ 7:31 AM
I don't even know how to talk. out loud.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5772
Date: 03/24/26 @ 7:59 AM
have you ever met cncjames21
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5773
Date: 03/24/26 @ 1:27 PM
i tend to side eye ''consensual non-consent" enthusiasts
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5774
Date: 03/24/26 @ 1:35 PM
I really enjoyed haze's unprovoked Rodney Dangerfield micro-rant.

He was all "RODNEY DANGERFIELD WAS REAL AND HE IMPACTED MY ASS!"

lmfo he was probably crying too
From: Redboxer #5775
Date: 03/24/26 @ 2:00 PM
As a child i assumed that the buffalo stance was somehow related to the horse stance.
From: L Q #5776
Date: 03/24/26 @ 4:12 PM
Can someone frog me?
From: slimwhitem #5777
Date: 03/24/26 @ 4:23 PM
theres a thread for that now
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5778
Date: 03/24/26 @ 4:28 PM
uh
yes
assuming reese is pay with it
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5779
Date: 03/24/26 @ 4:28 PM
okay*
From: L Q #5780
Date: 03/24/26 @ 4:51 PM
🐸
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5781
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:18 PM
man I never heard of wet leg til a few days ago and now it's all wet leg this and wet leg that
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5782
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:53 PM
quack quack

or ribbit ribbit

croak?
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5783
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:56 PM
what is wet leg

and is it better or worse than stanky leg
From: Zero #5784
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:59 PM
have patience said:

what is wet leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kjz89xYmS4&list=RD6Kjz89xYmS4&start_radio=1&pp=ygURY2F0Y2ggdGhlc2UgZmlzdHOgBwHSBwkJwwoBhyohjO8%3D
From: haze - is having a bad day #5785
Date: 03/24/26 @ 8:51 PM
I liked whatever song their first hit was.
From: Rob #5786
Date: 03/24/26 @ 11:01 PM
its password day
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5787
Date: 03/24/26 @ 11:34 PM
passwordx+1
From: haze - is having a bad day #5788
Date: 03/24/26 @ 11:57 PM
"The password is... chili dog."
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #5789
Date: 03/25/26 @ 12:06 AM
is that like shitheels
From: L Q #5790
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:12 AM
egg legg
From: haze - is having a bad day #5791
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:37 AM
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5792
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:41 AM
leg so hot it can fry an egg
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #5793
Date: 03/25/26 @ 2:40 AM
Lol egg leg
From: Redboxer #5794
Date: 03/25/26 @ 12:37 PM
Get woop.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5795
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:39 PM
whoop whoop it's trash day
From: slimwhitem #5796
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:41 PM
uh oh, i forgot to take out my trash!
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5797
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:27 PM
Watching the live stream of the installation of the archbishop of Canterbury.
She's doing it perfectly but you can also tell that she knows it's all kind of silly, which is also a good sign.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5798
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:39 PM
I hope she doesn't stop making those Mini Eggs.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5799
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:45 PM
She is of course taking on a lot of responsibilities but even the Archbishop is still a priest and a deacon; I'm sure she'll maintain her regular obligations.
From: Redboxer #5800
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:46 PM
They probably have a mill or something that makes them. She doesn't do it.
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