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From: haze - is having a bad day #5701
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:12 PM

No I already have boots.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5702
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:15 PM

Hang on, no I don't. It's too early for me to be awake.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5703
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:15 PM

From: haze - is having a bad day #5704
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:44 PM

I knew I should've beaten you to it.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5705
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:44 PM

You guys should join the beat you to it olympics.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5706
Date: 03/23/26 @ 3:12 PM

More like Laff-A-Lympics. I'm with team Scooby Doobies.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5707
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:26 PM

can u imagine getting a wedgy in u r d hold

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5708
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:26 PM

Just took my second shower of the day.
Who wants to eat my ass.

Apparently I was too late.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5709
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:35 PM

My ass still exists.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5710
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:40 PM

Doubt it.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5711
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:42 PM

I'm obligated by the manual to remind everyone not to lick a gun.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5712
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:44 PM

"Hmm... I wonder how many licks it takes to get to th--"

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5713
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:46 PM

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5714
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:57 PM

3

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5715
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:57 PM

Someone's got an 80 grit tongue.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5716
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:59 PM

I'm just telling you what the owl said.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5717
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:00 PM

Who??

From: haze - is having a bad day #5718
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:24 PM

THE OWL. Jesus.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5719
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:31 PM

What the hell is Owl Jesus.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5720
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:37 PM

An unclean guy, I guess.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5721
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:40 PM

https://i.imgur.com/a/aH3JeHW

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5722
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:44 PM

That's him. He was on the commercial.

From: Monkopotamus #5723
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:45 PM

hooter my tooter

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5724
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:58 PM

That's him. That's the prince of Hell who mailed me a chili dog.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5725
Date: 03/23/26 @ 11:19 PM

Was it still hot?

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5726
Date: 03/23/26 @ 11:20 PM

Yeah, man. It came from Hell.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5727
Date: 03/23/26 @ 11:21 PM

It really doesn't matter, though.
When the Owl Prince of Hell mails you a chili dog, you suck on it.
No matter what.

From: cmtz #5728
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:03 AM

I just had my first dental cleaning since 2018.
She said ny teeth and gums looked healthy.

Please clap.

From: sanka #5729
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:04 AM

8 years is a nice run. I did 12 once and they told me to floss more.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5730
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:06 AM

They told me to floss more too and I'm like how
the hell am I supposed to floss my dentures?

From: cmtz #5731
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:13 AM

I hated flossing but a few years ago i found a floss i really love and now i actually enjoy flossing believe it or not

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5732
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:23 AM

Our family friend would floss while telling us ghost stories during overnight stays and I don't know if it was for effect but I do know that it was unsettling.
I have a not great relationship with flossing.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5733
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:24 AM

I started flossing regularly a few years back when I realized it would just be a nightmare every single time.
It has not improved sense but my resignation to it has.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5734
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:29 AM

Since I sensed it, anyway.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #5735
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:30 AM

I got one of those battery operated flossers and I use it in the shower. It's really good but I still have a lot of issue with my gums bleeding.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5736
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:31 AM

I remember that from the Sententiae Sexti.

From: cmtz #5737
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:34 AM

dr tungs 4 eva

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5738
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:35 AM

one of those battery operated flossers

Hold the fuck on.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5739
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:38 AM

Dr Meyer actually really wanted me to do the Sententiae but I was a little brat and didn't think I could make Latin pretty so I kept putting it off and thankfully I went on to have greater regrets but that's still a big one.

From: cmtz #5740
Date: 03/24/26 @ 1:09 AM

The No Kings protest this weekend is gonna be huge here. Joan Baez, Maggie Rogers, Jane Fonda, Bernie Sanders, and now Springsteen.
We have major fomo since we will be in Ireland, but it looks like there is a No Kings protest planned at the US Embassy in Dublin. We are gonna try to go to that one and bring along our Minnesota flag.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5741
Date: 03/24/26 @ 2:20 AM

Ohhh, Hanoi Jane's gonna be there, huh!?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5742
Date: 03/24/26 @ 3:28 AM

Janoi Jane
Jesus

From: haze - is having a bad day #5743
Date: 03/24/26 @ 3:32 AM

I don't know the speeling ok.

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5744
Date: 03/24/26 @ 4:06 AM

slimwhitem said:

my password is a phrase followed by 30 backspaces, having trouble getting it to show up on post. help

is this the future of passwords??!
my first thought is that it's brilliant

From: haze - is having a bad day #5745
Date: 03/24/26 @ 4:17 AM

Here we go.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5746
Date: 03/24/26 @ 4:20 AM

once upon a time
not long ago

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5747
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:00 AM

imagine a password was 12345
but it would only work if you type 12347, backspace the 7 then type 5, and as i'm typing this now i realize it's not great

however it's worth noting that i originally had "writing" where i have "typing" now so that could be something

From: haze - is having a bad day #5748
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:02 AM

I can't even believe what's going on here.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5749
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:02 AM

it's geneyous

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5750
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:04 AM

What if your password needs to be typed from both sides at the same time and they meet in the middle.