From: haze - is having a bad day #5651
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:27 AM
bejeezus?
From: haze - is having a bad day #5652
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:28 AM
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5653
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:33 AM
https://x.com/bigstripeylies/status/2034796640779854071

what do u think of this
From: Monkopotamus #5654
Date: 03/22/26 @ 5:10 AM
all thoughts left my brain
From: haze - is having a bad day #5655
Date: 03/22/26 @ 5:14 AM
Too busy.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5656
Date: 03/22/26 @ 6:35 AM
sounds like hot garbage
I'm in
From: slimwhitem #5657
Date: 03/22/26 @ 2:43 PM
befried reans
From: slimwhitem #5658
Date: 03/22/26 @ 3:06 PM
it’s already 79 and it’s only 10am and still march

how about this weather
From: sanka #5659
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:20 PM
I'm going to Louisville in a couple weeks. Apparently the food they are famous for is a Hot Brown. I'm gonna eat a hot brown lol.
From: Ransome #5660
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:21 PM
Make sure to use the salad spoon or you’ll be laughed at
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #5661
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:27 PM
Space Cat said:

Hubby McSpouseface

I think this wins.

We've been engaged since December 2017 so yeah. He's excited. I'm excited too. I have a bunch of wedding dresses I bought that I probably won't be able to get into without some serious activity in the next few months - and none of them have been altered. So it's kind of short notice but we will see. It will only be my family there since he is no contact with his family (my brother and his family live in London and my parents will be financing the thing). If it works it's going to be fun!
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5662
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:36 PM
We've been engaged since December 2017
Girl what.
From: slimwhitem #5663
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:48 PM
just kickin the tires a lil
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #5664
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:54 PM
We were supposed to be married in 2020 but then I was in school and it just all fell apart.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5665
Date: 03/22/26 @ 4:58 PM
That's one way to put it.
From: idsaluteyoubub #5666
Date: 03/22/26 @ 5:07 PM
Skopje is a trash heap, ladies and germs.
Friendly people though.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5667
Date: 03/22/26 @ 5:15 PM
inertia is a helluva drug

glad you hear you guys are maybe gonna git r dun
🌽 gratz
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5668
Date: 03/22/26 @ 5:16 PM
The Skokie of the Balkans.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5669
Date: 03/22/26 @ 5:17 PM
inertia is a helluva drug
My parents were together for seven years before getting married but they started dating at fourteen and I'm not sure my dad actually knew that he had a girlfriend until he was told to show up somewhere for photographs.
From: Ransome #5670
Date: 03/22/26 @ 5:38 PM
We were married for 6 years before we started dating. I was so nervous waiting for her at the Taco Bell/Dale’s Dry Cleaning that first night.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5671
Date: 03/22/26 @ 5:54 PM
A story made for the silver screen.

My baa-chan's father was like "Just keep your lid shut and marry that spindly GI so you can get to America and take your sisters with you" and if that's not a love story well then I'm not a generationally cursed skeleton.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5672
Date: 03/22/26 @ 6:37 PM
you can be both
theres no law
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5673
Date: 03/22/26 @ 6:43 PM
And that's how I entered the senate race.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5674
Date: 03/22/26 @ 7:24 PM
betterman than fetterman
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5675
Date: 03/22/26 @ 7:28 PM
Pearljam for President 2027
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5676
Date: 03/22/26 @ 7:38 PM
Unfortunately, the media launch had to be edited for compliance.
From: Sepharo #5677
Date: 03/22/26 @ 8:02 PM
chobbler said:

I remember this from Beautiful Katamari
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5678
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:00 AM
Just took my second shower of the day.
Who wants to eat my ass.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5679
Date: 03/23/26 @ 3:35 AM
Crashed on the unicycle doing like 25 mph yesterday
and today my body and BUTT are all sore.

Please clap my cheeks.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5680
Date: 03/23/26 @ 4:27 AM
ope
let's see a diagram of the crash and buttocks
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5681
Date: 03/23/26 @ 4:42 AM
From: Monkopotamus #5682
Date: 03/23/26 @ 4:46 AM
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5683
Date: 03/23/26 @ 4:52 AM
lol what time is it
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5684
Date: 03/23/26 @ 4:54 AM
did u go hopspittle
From: haze - is having a bad day #5685
Date: 03/23/26 @ 4:58 AM
I can't post nothing here anonymously so I can't post nothing right now.
Goodnight.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5686
Date: 03/23/26 @ 5:12 AM
butterknife said:

did u go hopspittle

No I had me gear on.
Just sore today.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5687
Date: 03/23/26 @ 5:12 AM
if u type your password into the post box before your actual post it will anonymouscize u
From: haze - is having a bad day #5688
Date: 03/23/26 @ 5:19 AM
zebra10-4chickenwiretaylorswifttigerblood I wish I
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5689
Date: 03/23/26 @ 5:58 AM
go ahead caller
From: haze - is having a bad day #5690
Date: 03/23/26 @ 6:01 AM
I need help.
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5691
Date: 03/23/26 @ 8:29 AM
chobbler said:

Crashed on the unicycle doing like 25 mph yesterday
and today my body and BUTT are all sore.

Please clap my cheeks.

Better stick to shoebombing
From: Monkopotamus #5692
Date: 03/23/26 @ 8:32 AM
now ur on a TSA list
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5693
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:42 AM
Did anyone see it?
From: slimwhitem #5694
Date: 03/23/26 @ 12:47 PM
my password is a phrase followed by 30 backspaces, having trouble getting it to show up on post. help
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5695
Date: 03/23/26 @ 12:49 PM
Space Cat said:

Just took my second shower of the day.
Who wants to eat my ass.

alex jones

also maybe me if you're trimmed
🤤
👉🏼👈🏼
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #5696
Date: 03/23/26 @ 12:59 PM
haze said:

I need help.

none is coming!
we're born alone, we die alone, and in our radical present, we are always radically alone!
connections are as real as the bond between atoms, and just as ephemeral
all meaning comes from human invention
and nothing makes me happier or more convinced that the creator is creation, all dichotomies are as false as all binaries, and that you and I are the same swirls of dust reexperiencing itselves again and again and again until the inevitable heat death of the universe!
I'd say 'hope this helps,' but, well, you know.

You know.

Happy you're here.

I think I want to eat some mushrooms again soon, like within the next two decades or so.
From: Ransome #5697
Date: 03/23/26 @ 1:32 PM
nah man you sound good on those
From: Redboxer #5698
Date: 03/23/26 @ 1:40 PM
Haze asking someone to carry his nickels to the bank and weebs gets all camp counselor at 3 in the morning on him.
From: haze - is having a bad day #5699
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:09 PM
I need to buy a gun.
From: Redboxer #5700
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:11 PM
To lick?
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