bejeezus?
RTT
all thoughts left my brain
sounds like hot garbage
I'm in
I'm in
befried reans
it’s already 79 and it’s only 10am and still march
how about this weather
how about this weather
I'm going to Louisville in a couple weeks. Apparently the food they are famous for is a Hot Brown. I'm gonna eat a hot brown lol.
Make sure to use the salad spoon or you’ll be laughed at
Space Cat said:
Hubby McSpouseface
I think this wins.
We've been engaged since December 2017 so yeah. He's excited. I'm excited too. I have a bunch of wedding dresses I bought that I probably won't be able to get into without some serious activity in the next few months - and none of them have been altered. So it's kind of short notice but we will see. It will only be my family there since he is no contact with his family (my brother and his family live in London and my parents will be financing the thing). If it works it's going to be fun!
Girl what.We've been engaged since December 2017
just kickin the tires a lil
We were supposed to be married in 2020 but then I was in school and it just all fell apart.
That's one way to put it.
Skopje is a trash heap, ladies and germs.
Friendly people though.
Friendly people though.
inertia is a helluva drug
glad you hear you guys are maybe gonna git r dun
🌽 gratz
glad you hear you guys are maybe gonna git r dun
🌽 gratz
The Skokie of the Balkans.
My parents were together for seven years before getting married but they started dating at fourteen and I'm not sure my dad actually knew that he had a girlfriend until he was told to show up somewhere for photographs.inertia is a helluva drug
We were married for 6 years before we started dating. I was so nervous waiting for her at the Taco Bell/Dale’s Dry Cleaning that first night.
A story made for the silver screen.
My baa-chan's father was like "Just keep your lid shut and marry that spindly GI so you can get to America and take your sisters with you" and if that's not a love story well then I'm not a generationally cursed skeleton.
My baa-chan's father was like "Just keep your lid shut and marry that spindly GI so you can get to America and take your sisters with you" and if that's not a love story well then I'm not a generationally cursed skeleton.
you can be both
theres no law
theres no law
And that's how I entered the senate race.
betterman than fetterman
Unfortunately, the media launch had to be edited for compliance.
chobbler said:
I remember this from Beautiful Katamari
Just took my second shower of the day.
Who wants to eat my ass.
Who wants to eat my ass.
Crashed on the unicycle doing like 25 mph yesterday
and today my body and BUTT are all sore.
Please clap my cheeks.
and today my body and BUTT are all sore.
Please clap my cheeks.
ope
let's see a diagram of the crash and buttocks
let's see a diagram of the crash and buttocks
lol what time is it
did u go hopspittle
I can't post nothing here anonymously so I can't post nothing right now.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
butterknife said:
did u go hopspittle
No I had me gear on.
Just sore today.
if u type your password into the post box before your actual post it will anonymouscize u
zebra10-4chickenwiretaylorswifttigerblood I wish I
go ahead caller
chobbler said:
Crashed on the unicycle doing like 25 mph yesterday
and today my body and BUTT are all sore.
Please clap my cheeks.
Better stick to shoebombing
now ur on a TSA list
my password is a phrase followed by 30 backspaces, having trouble getting it to show up on post. help
Space Cat said:
Just took my second shower of the day.
Who wants to eat my ass.
alex jones
also maybe me if you're trimmed
🤤
👉🏼👈🏼
haze said:
I need help.
none is coming!
we're born alone, we die alone, and in our radical present, we are always radically alone!
connections are as real as the bond between atoms, and just as ephemeral
all meaning comes from human invention
and nothing makes me happier or more convinced that the creator is creation, all dichotomies are as false as all binaries, and that you and I are the same swirls of dust reexperiencing itselves again and again and again until the inevitable heat death of the universe!
I'd say 'hope this helps,' but, well, you know.
You know.
Happy you're here.
I think I want to eat some mushrooms again soon, like within the next two decades or so.
Haze asking someone to carry his nickels to the bank and weebs gets all camp counselor at 3 in the morning on him.
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