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From: Ransome #5551
Date: 03/19/26 @ 10:03 PM

Okay Corey hart

From: haze - is having a bad day #5552
Date: 03/19/26 @ 10:25 PM

From: Razor #5553
Date: 03/20/26 @ 12:26 AM

Since there's no Haiku thread:

Penis in my butt
Please do not pee inside there
Pee is for toilets

From: haze - is having a bad day #5554
Date: 03/20/26 @ 12:31 AM

Recently saw a guy wearing a three wolf moon t-shirt,
except the wolves were Tommy Wiseau from the Lisa scene.
I found it online, feel like I kinda need it.

From: cmtz #5555
Date: 03/20/26 @ 12:36 AM

My eyesight wasnt ever terribly bad, just starts to get a bit fuzzy beyond like 10 feet.
I stopped wearing my glasses in the last couple years for the most part because i actually hate having them on my face.
I noticed that i can actually see a little better now.

From: sanka #5556
Date: 03/20/26 @ 12:52 AM

I just started wearing glasses in the last year. My astigmatism seemed to get worse, and driving at night sucked. I order my glasses online. They don't even require anything official, you can just enter whatever numbers you want. But, you know, you should enter your prescription lol. My glasses are like $18 total.

From: Monkopotamus #5557
Date: 03/20/26 @ 1:29 AM

The elites don't want you to know this, but the glasses at the park are free.
You can take them home.
I have 458 glasses.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5558
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:12 AM

I worked all day today and drove, rode actually, a while, and it's past my bedtime and I have a headache from not drinking.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5559
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:16 AM

I ate so much fried food for dinner.
fried catfish
fried chicken
fried frog legs
fried crab cake
fried mushrooms
fried pickles
fried corn things
a big bbq rib
sausage
shrimp
ice cream
diet coke

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5560
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:49 AM

I had hot dog

From: haze - is having a bad day #5561
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:57 AM

I sucked on two chili dogs.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5562
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:58 AM

to completion?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5563
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:01 AM

package ramen w/ razzmatazz

From: haze - is having a bad day #5564
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:31 AM

I completed them, yes.

From: slimwhitem #5565
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:43 AM

im not trying to be that guy or anything but like, crab cakes are already fried, right? you don’t have to call them fried

regardless, im jealous about all that food u got to eat, but i still got reflux just from reading it

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5566
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:45 AM

boiled crab cakes

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5567
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:45 AM

imitation crab drapes

From: slimwhitem #5568
Date: 03/20/26 @ 4:49 AM

if im wrong im wrong, just tell me

ill try any kind of crab cakes.

freeze dried, slow roasted, sous vide, whatever yum yum

From: haze - is having a bad day #5569
Date: 03/20/26 @ 5:05 AM

You gotta wonder what a crab pie might be like.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5570
Date: 03/20/26 @ 5:31 AM

Tomorrow I have to collect a slab of aluminum that weighs 120 lbs.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5571
Date: 03/20/26 @ 5:36 AM

Wow, Judge Judy. Maybe the slab is sensitive about its weight.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5572
Date: 03/20/26 @ 5:52 AM

Whoa whoa whoa
let's not slab shame shame

From: haze - is having a bad day #5573
Date: 03/20/26 @ 6:05 AM

I KNOW

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5574
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:36 AM

Bet that ain't even a cubic foot, and I didn't ask google or nothin

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5575
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:41 AM

slim needs a 40 lb slab of stfu

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5576
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:42 AM

slimwhitem said:

if im wrong im wrong, just tell me

ill try any kind of crab cakes.

freeze dried, slow roasted, sous vide, whatever yum yum

AI trigger warning

From: slimwhitem #5577
Date: 03/20/26 @ 1:56 PM

space cat need a 30 lb slab of don’t

From: sanka #5578
Date: 03/20/26 @ 2:24 PM

RIP Chuck Norris.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5579
Date: 03/20/26 @ 2:42 PM

slim needs a 55 gal drum of slap

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5580
Date: 03/20/26 @ 2:43 PM

yep rest in piss

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5581
Date: 03/20/26 @ 2:51 PM

the pissiest of funerals

From: slimwhitem #5582
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:11 PM

space cat couldnt slap his way out of a wet barrel of 20 lb paper bags

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5583
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:17 PM

let's get that bag

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5584
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:20 PM

slim needs 8 = 32 rolls of go to hell

From: slimwhitem #5585
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:37 PM

space cat needs to run to the store and pick up a 6 one way bakers dozen the other of stop being so mean to me

From: Redboxer #5586
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:47 PM

Iron and wine shouldn't be one person.

From: Redboxer #5587
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:49 PM

The radio just said "rocking jewish jazz band"

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #5588
Date: 03/20/26 @ 3:53 PM

Autistic Klezmer is a thing

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5589
Date: 03/20/26 @ 7:50 PM

Whereas Man Is The Bastard is multiple members.
People really thinking they can just get away with anything.

From: Redboxer #5590
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:10 PM

They really do. Yaphet kotto was not what i was expecting.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #5591
Date: 03/20/26 @ 8:13 PM

I'm just saying you see "New Orleans Klezmer Allstars", you know what you're getting.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5592
Date: 03/20/26 @ 9:33 PM

My friend Mckynzi said had told me sometimes about peanut'n'butter sandwiches about how they.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5593
Date: 03/20/26 @ 10:08 PM

My husband has gotten sick because I think he used my toothbrush head because he didnt pay attention to things after i tried hard keeping my germs to myself. 🤧

Anyway im at Vietnamese restaurant to pick up some pho noodles.
Its such good healing properties that broth you know. 🍲

From: Monkopotamus #5594
Date: 03/20/26 @ 10:18 PM

pho all ya'll

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5595
Date: 03/20/26 @ 10:34 PM

he used my toothbrush head

He deserves whatever happens.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5596
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:12 PM

I miss pho.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5597
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:19 PM

what pho

From: Ransome #5598
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:30 PM

Haze has PHOMO

From: slimwhitem #5599
Date: 03/20/26 @ 11:31 PM

he has cravings like a MOPHO

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5600
Date: 03/21/26 @ 12:26 AM

goin' crazy he need peace like SHLOMO