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From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5501
Date: 03/18/26 @ 6:12 AM

dang they're kind of terrifying looking; the eyes i've seen before possibly on a monster with fins coming out the sides of it's head?

but green is green so it counts and you're entered in the raffle

From: haze - is having a bad day #5502
Date: 03/18/26 @ 6:17 AM

I sure do hope I win the... the... thing.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5503
Date: 03/18/26 @ 6:21 AM

the eyes i've seen before possibly on a monster with fins coming out the sides of it's head?

What, Creature from the Black Lagoon?
I watched LOTL as a young kid on Saturdays and yeah, they freaked me out. But they still fascinated me and now I love Sleestacks 4ever.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5504
Date: 03/18/26 @ 6:21 AM

Sleestacks

Jesus.

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #5505
Date: 03/18/26 @ 6:35 AM

Yesterday was my 60th birthday. I am old and ok with it.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5506
Date: 03/18/26 @ 7:18 AM

Happy boofday cokes!

From: haze - is having a bad day #5507
Date: 03/18/26 @ 7:53 AM

Happy b-day!

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5508
Date: 03/18/26 @ 10:50 AM

Haha, haze drinks nasty ass green bottle beer

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5509
Date: 03/18/26 @ 1:35 PM

I'd like to point out that today is GLOBAL RECYCLING DAY, and, of course, today is appropriately WEDNESDAY.
So all you naysayers can just argue with a GLOBE!

From: slimwhitem #5510
Date: 03/18/26 @ 4:51 PM

how is that even possible

isnt it already tomorrow on the other side of the globe?

From: haze - is having a bad day #5511
Date: 03/18/26 @ 5:30 PM

That was not my photo.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5512
Date: 03/18/26 @ 5:36 PM

Aw yiss.
Motherfuckin spicy flounder sandwich

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5513
Date: 03/18/26 @ 6:01 PM

I just realized that I was never worried about my daughter making any purchases on her phone, like apps and stuff, because I never entered any payment methods for her, BUT I also gave her a credit card. I should probably talk to her about that.

From: slimwhitem #5514
Date: 03/18/26 @ 7:40 PM

how to invest in buttcoin

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5515
Date: 03/18/26 @ 8:25 PM

i think you mean ingest

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5516
Date: 03/18/26 @ 8:27 PM

i found this bakery's website that infuses whiskey and scotch into everything and have been just looking in awe or jealously or envy at all these cookies i will never eat

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5517
Date: 03/18/26 @ 8:28 PM

I didn't even know a website could do that.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5518
Date: 03/18/26 @ 8:29 PM

scotch tastes like trees
why would you want cookies that taste like a tree

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5519
Date: 03/18/26 @ 8:44 PM

that's a fair point i guess
i was looking for MBBs but apparently they're not available at any bakeries around here
i probably wouldn't have eaten those either but would have given them to family or friends and annoyingly gone on about the book, well you guys are already familiar what i would have gone on about don't need to tell y'all again lol

From: haze - is having a bad day #5520
Date: 03/18/26 @ 10:21 PM

Ever since I started listening to brown noise while I sleep, I can't stop _______.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5521
Date: 03/18/26 @ 10:40 PM

brown nosing?

From: slimwhitem #5522
Date: 03/18/26 @ 11:13 PM

haze said:

Ever since I started listening to brown noise while I sleep, I can't stop _______.

“addicted to the shindig”

also, don’t call it that

From: haze - is having a bad day #5523
Date: 03/19/26 @ 12:34 AM

You guys are a whole lotta fun.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5524
Date: 03/19/26 @ 12:35 AM

Thanks! Please flush one dollar down your toilet tube in solidarity.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5525
Date: 03/19/26 @ 1:20 AM

I dain't got caysh.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5526
Date: 03/19/26 @ 1:34 AM

Look under your seat.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5527
Date: 03/19/26 @ 1:51 AM

Get in the woke basket.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5528
Date: 03/19/26 @ 1:55 AM

I eat burjers from Woke Shack.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5529
Date: 03/19/26 @ 2:20 AM

I got run over by the gaddamb woke truck.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5530
Date: 03/19/26 @ 4:08 AM

On TRASH DAY!?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5531
Date: 03/19/26 @ 5:31 AM

my cousin is drunk texting me

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5532
Date: 03/19/26 @ 5:33 AM

I think we've said goodnight 4 times and he keeps adding new items to his agenda

From: haze - is having a bad day #5533
Date: 03/19/26 @ 5:44 AM

"slaep tite"

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5534
Date: 03/19/26 @ 5:50 AM

Had some Pinot Grigio tonight. Or maybe it was Grigio Pinot. Who gives a damn.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5535
Date: 03/19/26 @ 6:13 AM

Umm, the first one?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5536
Date: 03/19/26 @ 6:28 AM

3rd

From: haze - is having a bad day #5537
Date: 03/19/26 @ 6:34 AM

I meant PG vs GP. NO RAGRETS.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5538
Date: 03/19/26 @ 6:37 AM

i meant who gives a damn, regurtfully

From: haze - is having a bad day #5539
Date: 03/19/26 @ 7:29 AM

Well. You know. Sometimes a problem is a problems and other times a problem is a onion.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5540
Date: 03/19/26 @ 12:41 PM

They say onions are like asshold's. Everybody has one.

From: Redboxer #5541
Date: 03/19/26 @ 12:58 PM

But what if you don't

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5542
Date: 03/19/26 @ 2:09 PM

ur full of shit sry

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5543
Date: 03/19/26 @ 2:31 PM

One day i hope to sleep in
can't make it past 7 if i try
when it happens it feels like a miruncle

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #5544
Date: 03/19/26 @ 3:22 PM

Ain't no rest for the trees
wicked don't grow on money

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5545
Date: 03/19/26 @ 3:54 PM

Throwback to the height of the COVID pandemic and someone at work put out this giant barrel of community cheese balls

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5546
Date: 03/19/26 @ 3:58 PM

i mean
you could have gloved and masked up, washed each one and had a nice free snackerino

From: slimwhitem #5547
Date: 03/19/26 @ 7:48 PM

eye docs and prescriptions are dumb as heel.

i cant buy contacts without a current prescription but the prescription is only good for a year

can u see? ya. see good? nah. thatll be hunner dollar bucks. now u can pay another hunner bucks for new contacts that you were gonna do anyway

i totally get it when it comes to medication, but contact? smdh

From: sanka #5548
Date: 03/19/26 @ 9:23 PM

Contacts have ridiculous expiration dates like 8 years or something. Just order a bunch online.

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5549
Date: 03/19/26 @ 9:34 PM

i remember losing or breaking some glasses once and going to a store and asking if i could buy some glasses with my prescription in them and they said no you need to give us an official prescription
guess the myopiates try that scam all the time to get their next "view" or whatever

From: haze - is having a bad day #5550
Date: 03/19/26 @ 9:50 PM

My glasses are waaay out of date. I don't really wear them most of the day.