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From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #5451
Date: 03/17/26 @ 1:06 PM

She has cankles, and she is still on her original face.

Yes, the dress is wrong, so very very wrong. But Queen slays, no matter what.

From: L Q #5452
Date: 03/17/26 @ 1:09 PM

I have no reason to comment on her face, it's nice to see her or any celeb age gracefully.

From: L Q #5453
Date: 03/17/26 @ 1:10 PM

The dress makes her look fat up top, but she's not.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #5454
Date: 03/17/26 @ 1:12 PM

Zendaya made everyone look bad anyway.

She was a vision in brown.

From: L Q #5455
Date: 03/17/26 @ 1:24 PM

Teyana Taylor UMMMPHHHH
She's so hot.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5456
Date: 03/17/26 @ 2:25 PM

japanface said:

any of y'all from maryland? what are "maryland beaten biscuits" all about?
they're described in this book i'm reading as,
"hard as a haul-seiner's conscious and dry as a dredger's tongue, and they sit for hours in your morning stomach like ballast on a tender ship's keel. They cost little, are easily and crumblessly carried in your pockets, and if forgotten and gone stale, are neither harder nor less palatable"

I'm from Maryland
It's an Eastern Shore thing
Never had them myself

From: haze - is having a bad day #5457
Date: 03/17/26 @ 6:06 PM

Yeah, Zendaya looked amazing.

From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #5458
Date: 03/17/26 @ 6:10 PM

Heidi Klum's dress was definitely something.
I'm surprised she accepted it.

From: L Q #5459
Date: 03/17/26 @ 6:11 PM

I thought the same thing!!!
Not something I'd ever imagine her wearing.

From: L Q #5460
Date: 03/17/26 @ 6:12 PM

Look at her after party dress. Awful.

From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #5461
Date: 03/17/26 @ 6:29 PM

Yeah that is so ill-fitting I can't see why she'd agree to wear it.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5462
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:02 PM

so how about that weather

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5463
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:04 PM

It got cold here so I had to dig out my winter clothes to find a pair of socks

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5464
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:16 PM

it's now the most perfectest spring weather here for the next week. 67 today i think

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5465
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:21 PM

It was 26 here this morning, 69 tomorrow - perfect trash day weather.
Then 87 over the weekend.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5466
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:23 PM

butterknife said:
so how about that weather

that big hail/highwinds/tornados from yesterday turned out to be a big nothingburger

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5467
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:28 PM

good lord 87
no thank

From: haze - is having a bad day #5468
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:42 PM

Well, since you asked - no, I don't really like spring water.
It's like flat or something. Give me purified, thank.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5469
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:43 PM

And get some of those electric lights in there TOO!

From: slimwhitem #5470
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:53 PM

we're similar to sc. was 20 yesterday morning (a high of like 30 something monday), high of 61 today (ill take it) and forecasted 90 by the end of the week.

we only get a few hours of spring here. theres a very thin line between shit winter and oppressive summer

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5471
Date: 03/17/26 @ 8:56 PM

damn
sorry for all ur losts

From: haze - is having a bad day #5472
Date: 03/17/26 @ 9:15 PM

Kinda similar here. I'm not looking forward to summer at all.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5473
Date: 03/17/26 @ 9:21 PM

Today started at 0 F and it's supposed to hit 68 on Saturday. Ummmmmb He'LL YEAH

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5474
Date: 03/17/26 @ 9:23 PM

Sunday
high 70
low 37

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5475
Date: 03/17/26 @ 11:51 PM

maybe it's her dress, but alicia silverstone is standing in a way that looks like she needs some maryland beaten biscuits to settle her stomach, if that's what they do
whereas klum looks like she already had her 3 maryland beaten biscuits and is down for whatever now

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5476
Date: 03/18/26 @ 12:00 AM

What's more, eaten first thing in the morning and followed by a cigar, they put a crabberman's thirst on you, such that all the water in a deep neap tide can't quench - and none, I think, denies the charms of water on the bowels of morning?

Beaten biscuits friend: beaten with the back of an ax on a sawn stump behind the cookhouse

Few things are stable in this world. Your morning stomach, reader, ballasted with three Maryland beaten biscuits, will be stable.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5477
Date: 03/18/26 @ 12:01 AM

dick like a beaten biscuit

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5478
Date: 03/18/26 @ 12:13 AM

just found an ad for them from 1909 that says
"best for parties,receptions etc.
dyspeptics will find them to good advantage"

dyspeptic, a word that i didn't know the meaning of before, but can deduce it's meaning with confidence now

and finally i'd like to apologize for going on about maryland beaten biscuits not sure why i'm doing that

i googled them and they look like 3d printed macrons before they're painted pastel colours

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5479
Date: 03/18/26 @ 12:50 AM

look up hardtack

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5480
Date: 03/18/26 @ 12:51 AM

or else

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5481
Date: 03/18/26 @ 12:55 AM

Or better yet, stfu.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5482
Date: 03/18/26 @ 1:04 AM

Just ate some goulash.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5483
Date: 03/18/26 @ 1:13 AM

I ate balti.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5484
Date: 03/18/26 @ 1:19 AM

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #5485
Date: 03/18/26 @ 1:24 AM

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5486
Date: 03/18/26 @ 1:55 AM

fuck off

From: haze - is having a bad day #5487
Date: 03/18/26 @ 2:05 AM

You laughed your ass off.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5488
Date: 03/18/26 @ 2:08 AM

Go back to Mepos.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5489
Date: 03/18/26 @ 2:10 AM

Shut up Honkey

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5490
Date: 03/18/26 @ 2:23 AM

You just got canceled, buddy. Bye bye.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5491
Date: 03/18/26 @ 3:27 AM

honky

From: haze - is having a bad day #5492
Date: 03/18/26 @ 3:38 AM

From: slimwhitem #5493
Date: 03/18/26 @ 3:45 AM

that’s clearly a hut up honk coozie

dunno WHAT ur’all talkin bout

From: haze - is having a bad day #5494
Date: 03/18/26 @ 4:07 AM

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO IS UPSET

From: L Q #5495
Date: 03/18/26 @ 4:24 AM

I did not know George Jefferson frequented this forum!

From: haze - is having a bad day #5496
Date: 03/18/26 @ 5:02 AM

Hut up honker

From: Monkopotamus #5497
Date: 03/18/26 @ 5:09 AM

what's uphonk

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5498
Date: 03/18/26 @ 5:56 AM

butterknife said:

look up hardtack

definitely some family resemblance to mbb

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5499
Date: 03/18/26 @ 5:59 AM

did anyone get mad drunk tonight or mild drunk tonight or just wearing a green shirt?
would love to hear about it

From: haze - is having a bad day #5500
Date: 03/18/26 @ 6:03 AM

Yes, but I also just realized I am sort of wearing green today because there is a Sleestak on my t-shirt.