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From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5101
Date: 03/10/26 @ 6:45 PM

U-Hauls full of chaos

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #5102
Date: 03/10/26 @ 6:51 PM

cmtz said:
and that Mamdani is going to force Sharia law onto NYC

Sharia Board New York
https://sbny.org/page_arbitration-committee

Unsurprisingly, the Jews are to blame for this, because they pushed for their own right-wing religious courts and then the Muslims were like "surprise! we love right-wing religious courts too!!!" This all happened around 2006.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5103
Date: 03/10/26 @ 6:54 PM

They've cornered the market, have they?

From: Bamboozled - Babe #5104
Date: 03/10/26 @ 6:55 PM

F5

From: haze - is having a bad day #5105
Date: 03/10/26 @ 7:49 PM

More severe weather starting tonight.
Potential for more power outages (again) and potential tornado activity.
Cool.

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #5106
Date: 03/10/26 @ 7:57 PM

That sucks haze. This time of year the weather is so volatile. Hopefully it doesn't storm in your area.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5107
Date: 03/10/26 @ 8:19 PM

Turns out mom also got hit, probably about the same amount as me (we live 1.5 miles from each other).
One of the trees on the side of her house split in half and the roof lost some shingles. No power for 24 hours.
I don't want NO more of that.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5108
Date: 03/10/26 @ 8:27 PM

Bamboozled said:

They've cornered the market, have they?

lol
and how

From: slimwhitem #5109
Date: 03/10/26 @ 9:38 PM

gotta get my front yard setup for front yard tornado watchin tonight

we’ll have beer and hotdogs, it’s byo umbrella and shotguns, we start at 6, so come on by y’all

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5110
Date: 03/10/26 @ 9:42 PM

My yard tortoise just showed up again. I don’t want to claim I summoned him.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5111
Date: 03/10/26 @ 10:04 PM

slimwhitem said:

gotta get my front yard setup for front yard tornado watchin tonight

we’ll have beer and hotdogs, it’s byo umbrella and shotguns, we start at 6, so come on by y’all

Last time I did that a tornado sucked a chili dog right out of my mouth.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #5112
Date: 03/10/26 @ 10:04 PM

Just play it in reverse.

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #5113
Date: 03/10/26 @ 10:16 PM

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5114
Date: 03/10/26 @ 10:22 PM

That guy fucks.

From: Monkopotamus #5115
Date: 03/10/26 @ 10:36 PM

From: slimwhitem #5116
Date: 03/10/26 @ 10:42 PM

yeah, and if i recall u won a sixer of miller high life for getting 2nd place in tornado bingo, so what are you griping about

i still got the 1st place winners case of pbr, if we ever find him. sure do miss dale, that crazy mofo

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5117
Date: 03/10/26 @ 10:50 PM

more like gale now am I right haha
rip

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5118
Date: 03/10/26 @ 11:56 PM

Y'all I didn't want to say anything when slim was here because Dale was his best friend but that fucker pushed me out of the way and jumped into the tornado to win first place, but the tornado was headed right for me fair and square and all I got was the chili dog sucked out of my mouth.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5119
Date: 03/11/26 @ 12:01 AM

It was a brand new chili dog too. I'd only been sucking on it for about 5 minutes.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5120
Date: 03/11/26 @ 12:01 AM

Ah shit, tornado watch in effect until 2am. Oh, and a flood watch too.
This place is great.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5121
Date: 03/11/26 @ 12:25 AM

cmtz said:

Reading about kingsford being woke led me down a rabbithole and i found a website called buywokefree and im dying. Its got a little gauge to indicate wokeness of every company

Chlorox, tractor supply, exxonmobile, dollar general, visa, the NASDAQ, tyson foods, and jpmorganchase are all EXTREMELY WOKE. They were all redlining

Wow guess it's true go woke go baroque

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #5122
Date: 03/11/26 @ 12:28 AM

radical rural revolt planning lesbians
heroes on a halfshell

From: slimwhitem #5123
Date: 03/11/26 @ 12:36 AM

say what you want about dale, but he knew tornado fightin like the back of his remaining hand. he knew how much you like suckin on chili dogs, he was just tryin help

From: haze - is having a bad day #5124
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:09 AM

Well, I was craving peanuts, so I got a little 6oz bayg of Planters® salted peanuts.
Well, they are boring so I called Planters® to complain. They gave me a bit of the wrang around at first.
Well, I'm getting two (2) 16oz jars of dry roasted Planters® Peanuts for free and delivered tomorrow.
Well, thank Planters®!

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5125
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:15 AM

Well, it didn't help goddambit I lost my chili dog!
He was a damb cheat!

From: phapster #5126
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:16 AM

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

From: haze - is having a bad day #5127
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:17 AM

Errrrday

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5128
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:17 AM

Haze, I advise you to learn the chili dog tuck if tornadoes are coming.
Google weiner tuck for videos.

From: slimwhitem #5129
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:30 AM

i wonder how they figure two 16oz jars of boring peanuts are going to make up for 6oz of boring peanuts

seems like a waste of gob dan time to me

From: haze - is having a bad day #5130
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:42 AM

FREE

From: haze - is having a bad day #5131
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:43 AM

I will practice the weiner tuck tonight just in case.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #5132
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:56 AM

imo the best method is to keep your weiner in your mouth while tucking it into your armpit

From: haze - is having a bad day #5133
Date: 03/11/26 @ 2:26 AM

I'll try it.

From: haze - is having a bad day #5134
Date: 03/11/26 @ 2:30 AM

I'm gonna need to put some Tony Orlando & Dawn on.

From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #5135
Date: 03/11/26 @ 3:22 AM

is it a regional thing here or do most north americans call 2 am hot dog vendors outside bars and clubs "street meat"?

From: haze - is having a bad day #5136
Date: 03/11/26 @ 3:57 AM

That's none of your business.

From: slimwhitem #5137
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:05 AM

most places call em the chili dog man
where you go to get a chili dog
with jack and diane

From: haze - is having a bad day #5138
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:12 AM

I heard Jack passed away years ago.
Now she's with Shaq.

From: slimwhitem #5139
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:14 AM

oh well, life moves on
just suck that chili dog
till the chili is gone

From: haze - is having a bad day #5140
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:24 AM

I just heard tundra. I'm charging my flashlight.
All devices 100%.

From: slimwhitem #5141
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:28 AM

enjoy the light and sound show. storms can be impressive. just remember that severe weather is 20% physical and 80% mental

From: haze - is having a bad day #5142
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:31 AM

"I thought hard, I trained hard and I think it paid off."

- Kevin Kubusheskie

From: idsaluteyoubub #5143
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:46 AM

Did you charge your flashlight?

From: idsaluteyoubub #5144
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:47 AM

Goddamnit autocorrect. Fleshlight.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5145
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:58 AM

do you charge for your Fleshlight

From: haze - is having a bad day #5146
Date: 03/11/26 @ 5:01 AM

EIGHTY-FI CENT

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #5147
Date: 03/11/26 @ 5:05 AM

onety one doll hairs

From: slimwhitem #5148
Date: 03/11/26 @ 5:15 AM

guys guys guys

new thing now. nasa bloopers

it was either this or flat earth again, so like, ur welcome

From: haze - is having a bad day #5149
Date: 03/11/26 @ 5:15 AM

I've been watching too much Falling Down.

From: slimwhitem #5150
Date: 03/11/26 @ 5:17 AM

ahh wait wait i wasn’t done with the moon isn’t real thing i just kinda forgot about that one but hey now space isn’t real so it’s kinda a twofer