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From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1551
Date: 05/09/26 @ 6:47 AM

this may be an uncommon opinion
but i feel like most dolphins would be into it
freaky lil torpedos

From: slimwhitem #1552
Date: 05/09/26 @ 2:23 PM

well how else is the sea gonna bred him

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1553
Date: 05/09/26 @ 6:50 PM

wasn't it rabbs that posted an article about people boinking/getting boinked by Dolphins way back on the old Fazed?

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1554
Date: 05/09/26 @ 6:53 PM

stile said:

this may be an uncommon opinion
but i feel like most dolphins would be into it
freaky lil torpedos

https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/dolphin-pussy-jelly

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1555
Date: 05/09/26 @ 7:07 PM

dolphins are the rapiest of god's creatures

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1556
Date: 05/09/26 @ 7:43 PM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1557
Date: 05/09/26 @ 8:37 PM

everyday we stray further from dolphinsexdotorg's light

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1558
Date: 05/09/26 @ 9:11 PM

hank hill fucked a dolphin

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1559
Date: 05/09/26 @ 9:25 PM

myusername said:

dolphins are the rapiest of god's creatures

more than ducks?!?

From: toadylox #1560
Date: 05/09/26 @ 9:31 PM

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1561
Date: 05/09/26 @ 9:51 PM

JTWood said:
more than ducks?!?

ducks will rape other ducks
dolphins will rape anything they can

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1562
Date: 05/10/26 @ 2:39 AM

BWUAUGHHH

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1563
Date: 05/10/26 @ 2:43 AM

hank hill fucked a dolphin

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #1564
Date: 05/10/26 @ 3:12 AM

From: MrBlack - Guess whos Black, Black again? #1565
Date: 05/10/26 @ 3:37 AM

myusername said:

JTWood said:
more than ducks?!?
ducks will rape other ducks
dolphins will rape anything they can

Ducks will also rape chickens to death. We got rid our our male duck a few months ago for this reason :(

From: toadylox #1566
Date: 05/10/26 @ 6:40 AM

From: slimwhitem #1567
Date: 05/10/26 @ 1:27 PM

we knew this was coming

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1568
Date: 05/10/26 @ 3:22 PM

• Toaster subscription service
• AI Toaster dialogue

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1569
Date: 05/10/26 @ 3:32 PM

that it's called revolution is demoralizing me to a crisp

From: slimwhitem #1570
Date: 05/10/26 @ 3:34 PM

there’s an update available for that

if youre on premium plus that is

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1571
Date: 05/11/26 @ 3:05 AM

From: toadylox #1572
Date: 05/11/26 @ 3:35 AM

what a bunch of morons

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1573
Date: 05/11/26 @ 10:50 AM

makes you wonder why we even have smart people if they're not always smart?

From: slimwhitem #1574
Date: 05/11/26 @ 2:19 PM

i predict this is dumb as he’ll

From: reno #1575
Date: 05/11/26 @ 4:05 PM

From: slimwhitem #1576
Date: 05/11/26 @ 4:13 PM

that’s not true

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1577
Date: 05/11/26 @ 4:34 PM

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1578
Date: 05/11/26 @ 4:49 PM

phapster said:

From: Teharteest #1579
Date: 05/11/26 @ 7:04 PM

like mice chasing cats

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #1580
Date: 05/12/26 @ 1:45 AM

Did you have the copy if 12 Monkeys on hand or was it like a deep dive to find that?

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #1581
Date: 05/12/26 @ 3:09 AM

derpyakisan said:

Did you have the copy if 12 Monkeys on hand or was it like a deep dive to find that?

If this is for me… my wife had never seen it, so we watched it a few weeks ago

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1582
Date: 05/12/26 @ 4:51 AM

RIP to a real one DigimonOtis.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1583
Date: 05/12/26 @ 2:31 PM

From: Redboxer #1584
Date: 05/12/26 @ 2:34 PM

Ch has some explaining to do.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1585
Date: 05/12/26 @ 2:43 PM

Let me explain:

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #1586
Date: 05/12/26 @ 2:45 PM

Yeah, that about does it. Thanks.

From: toadylox #1587
Date: 05/12/26 @ 2:48 PM

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1588
Date: 05/12/26 @ 3:58 PM

people born when that license expired are 30 years old

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1589
Date: 05/12/26 @ 5:24 PM

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #1590
Date: 05/12/26 @ 5:29 PM

TIL: Homers eyes are blue.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1591
Date: 05/12/26 @ 9:13 PM

NT?

From: toadylox #1592
Date: 05/12/26 @ 9:18 PM

no one noticed he turned 70 today

From: slimwhitem #1593
Date: 05/12/26 @ 9:50 PM

noticed... or cared?

From: Sepharo #1594
Date: 05/12/26 @ 10:55 PM

Miss Lippy's car is green.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #1595
Date: 05/13/26 @ 12:08 AM

This room is green

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1596
Date: 05/13/26 @ 12:20 AM

that's just your opinion man

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #1597
Date: 05/13/26 @ 12:24 AM

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1598
Date: 05/13/26 @ 2:34 AM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1599
Date: 05/13/26 @ 2:52 AM

this can keep happening after all

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1600
Date: 05/13/26 @ 2:59 AM

phapster said:

Ladies...tampons...something... something.