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From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1101
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:24 PM

death by snu snu

From: Monkopotamus #1102
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:26 PM

he's just going to stay on the planet and live a long life until he dies with his giant wife by his side

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1103
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:48 PM

in the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1104
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:11 PM

From: Shumway #1105
Date: 03/24/26 @ 3:20 AM

That might give me a panic attack.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1106
Date: 03/24/26 @ 1:33 PM

i'm not sure why they're assuming that the in-universe versions of those shows
are scene-for-scene identical to the real-universe versions of them

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1107
Date: 03/24/26 @ 1:34 PM

The JJ Abrams Star Trek reboot created a plausible scenario where contact with the Vulcans was prophesied by the Beastie Boys.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1108
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:22 PM

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1109
Date: 03/24/26 @ 5:38 PM

most women are happy to tell you how they is, if you just ask

From: slimwhitem #1110
Date: 03/24/26 @ 6:01 PM

how can she is

From: Ransome #1111
Date: 03/24/26 @ 8:15 PM

Probably has a pic saved on the cell phone to show potential mates at the bar
But like in a really sexy way

From: Teharteest #1112
Date: 03/24/26 @ 8:18 PM

She is spinning clockwise

From: phapster #1113
Date: 03/24/26 @ 8:36 PM

From: Monkopotamus #1114
Date: 03/24/26 @ 10:41 PM

garbanzo on your face

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1115
Date: 03/24/26 @ 10:49 PM

From: MrBlack - Guess whos Black, Black again? #1116
Date: 03/25/26 @ 12:16 AM

Damn inflation. Back in my day, the punchline was 'I've never paid $50...'

From: phapster #1117
Date: 03/25/26 @ 2:00 AM

[ Click to Reveal NSFW Content ]

From: Teharteest #1118
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:52 AM

Rub some gelly on it and see what happens

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1119
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:52 PM

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1120
Date: 03/25/26 @ 4:41 PM

bet there's some tropical fruit in that shopping cart

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1121
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:09 PM

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #1122
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:11 PM

wait....

did you take that photo

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1123
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:12 PM

no, but I knew that would confuse someone

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1124
Date: 03/25/26 @ 6:12 PM

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1125
Date: 03/26/26 @ 12:25 AM

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1126
Date: 03/26/26 @ 1:25 AM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1127
Date: 03/26/26 @ 3:22 AM

except after c

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1128
Date: 03/26/26 @ 5:21 PM

From: slimwhitem #1129
Date: 03/26/26 @ 6:44 PM

dont ever live your die the moment you are born life

From: Teharteest #1130
Date: 03/26/26 @ 9:42 PM

in that gall durn bangalo house

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1131
Date: 03/26/26 @ 10:25 PM

This is what I imagine happens in the Good Morning thread.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1132
Date: 03/26/26 @ 10:36 PM

From: Shumway #1133
Date: 03/27/26 @ 12:03 AM

I fuckin drive the rat taxi

From: phapster #1134
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:24 AM

From: phapster #1135
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:29 AM

From: Detrious #1136
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:43 AM

Reversing greying huh?

From: slimwhitem #1137
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:51 AM

phapster said:

…i ain’t the sharpest tool in the sheeeed

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1138
Date: 03/27/26 @ 3:18 AM

I've said that many times.

From: phapster #1139
Date: 03/27/26 @ 3:27 AM

From: Monkopotamus #1140
Date: 03/27/26 @ 4:52 AM

Not so funny now that the truth is revealed is it.

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1141
Date: 03/27/26 @ 9:56 AM

i have been to dozens of pizza places in WV and never once seen corn as an option, even on specialty pizzas

From: Monkopotamus #1142
Date: 03/27/26 @ 10:32 AM

is fake

From: Teharteest #1143
Date: 03/27/26 @ 11:52 AM

Because corn would be in iowa

From: Olddog - Different url, same dog #1144
Date: 03/27/26 @ 1:25 PM

and who the fuck puts carrots on pizza?

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1145
Date: 03/27/26 @ 1:40 PM

Tuna???

From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #1146
Date: 03/27/26 @ 1:49 PM

Tuna can't eat pizza dumbass, it'd get all wet

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1147
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:07 PM

well what the hell is going on in Minnesota?

From: toadylox - I, alone, can fix it. #1148
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:09 PM

From: LadyAlthea #1149
Date: 03/27/26 @ 2:55 PM

churro pizz
EVERY GIRL AT LEAST ONCE

From: slimwhitem #1150
Date: 03/27/26 @ 4:05 PM

i cant believe i live in a sausage state wtf are we doin