What Are You Streamin? - the shitty shows thread
From: Zero #1001
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:03 PM
This is by no means a new problem, but watching The Boys, I'm reminded how disappointing the cliche of super-intelligent characters is.
Characters can only ever be as clever as their writer(s), and well...
From: bfte #1002
Date: 04/29/26 @ 6:44 PM
The Sherlock Conundrum
From: haze - is having a bad day #1003
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:33 PM
She's a pretty bland character.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1004
Date: 04/29/26 @ 9:38 PM
Characters can only ever be as clever as their writer(s), and well...
Yeah, the stupidest thing a pop author can do is have a character who is supposed to be a genius writer, and then provide an example and it's like oh, buddy, no.

Or, similarly, every Dan Brown character.
From: bfte #1005
Date: 04/29/26 @ 10:11 PM
lol the triumphant music scoring Tom Hanks talking about Isaac Newton is so fucking funny though
From: bfte #1006
Date: 04/29/26 @ 10:12 PM
and he's got that fuckin wig on

man that shit is good
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1007
Date: 04/30/26 @ 12:20 AM
i think that's just a human limitation though
like i can suspend my disbelief about stuff like that
what annoys me the most is when "smart character" is taken to mean "character that knows everything"...
intelligence isn't ALREADY knowing everything
intelligence is the ABILITY to FIGURE OUT.

it's a nitpick,
but it's also super boring to watch a "smart" character solve a problem by just happening to already know the chemical formula for propane
or whatever
it'd be a lot more interesting if they actually had to SOLVE the problem.

the worst offender for this is that one guy from criminal minds
like, i know you have an eidetic memory
which is another bad writing cliche
but even if you DO memorize everything you've ever seen
that doesn't mean that you've read every book ever written
like you're 28 years old and you spend most of your time profiling serial killers
you just literally haven't had the time
From: haze - is having a bad day #1008
Date: 04/30/26 @ 12:23 AM
mods.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1009
Date: 04/30/26 @ 12:28 AM
Eyes just glazed over.
From: slimwhitem #1010
Date: 04/30/26 @ 12:55 AM
great writing, on the other hand, is when they stop a hacker from breaking into the mainframe because they can type faster than he can

because that’s actually how it works
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1011
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:04 AM
CRIMINAL MASTERMIND: "Cypher, are you in?"
HACKER: [minimizing MS Paint window of Princess Peach holding hands with a pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog] "Almost there."
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1012
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:24 AM
just ONCE i want to see a "hacking" scene
where the hacker is actually typing into an IDE or something
instead of just hammering away at the keyboard while there is NO text editor of any kind on screen
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1013
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:25 AM
like if i were writing the scene, i would just have the high-octane music while the other characters are huddled around the hacker
and the hacker drag-and-drops a .json file onto a script or something
and then sips their coffee while they watch the console input
for a full 30 seconds
before the script finishes and like, gives them the decrypted password or whatever
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1014
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:26 AM
*output
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1015
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:47 AM
It should fail.
And then they have to go back and find the error.
From: Zero #1016
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:47 AM
stile said:

just ONCE i want to see a "hacking" scene
where the hacker is actually typing into an IDE or something

To its credit, they did this in one of the Matrix sequels when Trinity is hacking in a control room. It briefly shows an interface used by IRL hackers.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1017
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:52 AM
I'm sorry but we have The Net (1995), Hackers (1997), and Swordfish (2001), we do not need another hacker movie.
If anything we were blessed with Mr Robot (2015-2019) which taught us that if you care too much about hacking both the system and your body you lose touch with reality.
Rami Malek should have taken a cue from Matthew Lillard and strapped on some rollerblades.
From: Zero #1018
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:53 AM
Looked it up out of curiosity, and NMap has been used in a bunch of movies. Totally forgot about seeing it in Dredd.

https://nmap.org/movies/
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1019
Date: 04/30/26 @ 1:58 AM
God, the Dredd remake was so good.
Lena Headey and Olivia Thirlby were right there
And Karl Urban is like, "I do. Not. Fuck."
From: bfte #1020
Date: 04/30/26 @ 2:10 AM
not allowed to fuck on the job

the sentence... is death.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1021
Date: 04/30/26 @ 2:14 AM
Protocol allows you to fire the incendiary into your own throat to spare you the indignity of a trial, so, like. Walk out a hero.
From: bfte #1022
Date: 04/30/26 @ 2:25 AM
definitely worse ways to go
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1023
Date: 04/30/26 @ 2:50 AM
Sure, like not knocking boots with Lena Headey and Olivia Thirlby.
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1024
Date: 04/30/26 @ 3:07 AM
Scarlet said:

It should fail.
And then they have to go back and find the error.
yisss
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #1025
Date: 04/30/26 @ 3:10 AM
Zero said:

Looked it up out of curiosity, and NMap has been used in a bunch of movies. Totally forgot about seeing it in Dredd.

https://nmap.org/movies/
ok that's just awesome
more software homepages should have galleries like this
From: idsaluteyoubub #1026
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:07 AM
Dread is the best action film of the 2000s, and Alex Garland is maybe the most underrated movie writer of this generation.

Him or Alexander Payne.
From: idsaluteyoubub #1027
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:07 AM
*Dredd
From: haze - is having a bad day #1028
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:20 AM
Haha, as soon as I saw Dredd mentioned...
From: Sepharo #1029
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:22 AM
stile said:

just ONCE i want to see a "hacking" scene
where the hacker is actually typing into an IDE or something
instead of just hammering away at the keyboard while there is NO text editor of any kind on screen

not "shown" but the one time they actually referred to using an IDE and more realistic kind of software programming they got roasted by the nerds "who would make a UI to trace an ip address!"
...
now 20 years later here I am telling AI to make quick throwaway UIs for QA all the time
From: Sepharo #1030
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:22 AM
From: Sepharo #1031
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:22 AM
dear god that's huge... should have just url'd
From: haze - is having a bad day #1032
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:24 AM
Them Boys 5x5 was ridiculous. At least it was funny.
Where is this going?
From: idsaluteyoubub #1033
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:55 AM
haze said:

Haha, as soon as I saw Dredd mentioned...

Was I still Fazing when I would jo over Dredd?!
From: haze - is having a bad day #1034
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:55 AM
Yes.
From: haze - is having a bad day #1035
Date: 04/30/26 @ 5:57 AM
I'm gonna watch it again on the Tubi.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1036
Date: 04/30/26 @ 7:08 AM
haze said:

Yes.
Yeah.
From: idsaluteyoubub #1037
Date: 04/30/26 @ 7:51 AM
Yarp.

Man Tubi is the shit. I VPN it over here, so I don't even get commercials. And it has everything, even good shit.
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #1038
Date: 04/30/26 @ 3:46 PM
I love Tubi. Bub are you in england? I'm trying to help my niece watch movies over there, and she said england has tubi but I don't know if it's true same.
From: Ransome #1039
Date: 04/30/26 @ 4:12 PM
they call it "the tubee"
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1040
Date: 04/30/26 @ 4:44 PM
requires a loysense
From: hobowillie #1041
Date: 04/30/26 @ 6:54 PM
haze said:

Them Boys 5x5 was ridiculous. At least it was funny.
Where is this going?

They've so heavily intertwined the show into modern politics, I don't think you can really even discuss it without taking it over to the politics thread. haha
From: idsaluteyoubub #1042
Date: 04/30/26 @ 7:05 PM
Scarlet said:

I love Tubi. Bub are you in england? I'm trying to help my niece watch movies over there, and she said england has tubi but I don't know if it's true same.

No I'm in Turkiye. I don't know what countries Tubi is legitimately in, but just have her use a VPN set to America. Works for me!
From: bfte #1043
Date: 04/30/26 @ 7:34 PM
Tubi

Or not Tubi
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1044
Date: 04/30/26 @ 7:56 PM
How does a VPN set to USA remove ads?
From: idsaluteyoubub #1045
Date: 04/30/26 @ 8:03 PM
No idea, honestly. But I ain't complaining.
Please don't tell tyeeeeubi on me, plz.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1046
Date: 04/30/26 @ 8:09 PM
Oh, I won't.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1047
Date: 04/30/26 @ 8:10 PM
1-800-420-TUBI

Hello, is this Mr. Tubi?
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1048
Date: 04/30/26 @ 8:11 PM
how to call tubi
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1049
Date: 04/30/26 @ 8:11 PM
call tubi instructions
From: idsaluteyoubub #1050
Date: 04/30/26 @ 8:11 PM
Uh, it's actually run by Tubi girl. Don't be shitty.
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