What's Ticking You Off
From: kontaz #151
Date: 03/21/26 @ 6:29 AM
The command keys on my mac have stopped working. It makes it so stupidly hard to do computer since almost all the shortcuts use it. Changing tabs, cut and past, switching between applications. Both left and right ones. What a stupid thing to happen. How am I supposed to quickly switch away from doing frivolous things when my wife walks by and I'm supposed to be working.
From: Sepharo #152
Date: 03/21/26 @ 7:03 AM
did you try function+command to possibly toggle them back on?
From: kontaz #153
Date: 03/21/26 @ 11:06 AM
Yep. Doesn't work. It will randomly start working once or twice a day and will be ok for a little bit. Then they stop working again for hours. I can't seem to find anything that's triggering it. Since both sides go down at the same time, I'm thinking it has to be software and not the keyboard itself. Although I could be wrong.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #154
Date: 03/22/26 @ 3:41 AM
https://support.apple.com/guide/mac-help/use-the-keyboard-viewer-on-mac-mchlp1015/mac

The keyboard viewer could help you troubleshoot.
From: kontaz #155
Date: 03/22/26 @ 11:40 AM
Oh, awesome! Thanks! Of course it's working right now. But I'll check it when it craps out again soon.
From: kontaz #156
Date: 03/22/26 @ 12:06 PM
Ok. It's doing it again. At first, when I would press command, it would blink super rapidly and then stop. Now it's just nothing.

I guess I'll take it in and see what the tech says. Maybe I'll get a replacement machine out if it.
From: haze - is having a bad day #157
Date: 03/26/26 @ 6:17 AM
Waited all day to poop and it finally came at 2am. What an asshole.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #158
Date: 03/26/26 @ 7:12 AM
nice bhole bra
From: haze - is having a bad day #159
Date: 03/26/26 @ 7:25 AM
The calm is like a cool breeze on a summer's day's.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #160
Date: 03/26/26 @ 7:39 AM
l9l summers eve
From: haze - is having a bad day #161
Date: 03/26/26 @ 7:54 AM
Summers eve makes me feel fine
blowing through the asshole in my mind
From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #162
Date: 03/26/26 @ 2:27 PM
Dang, make fun of a guy and he dies.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/26/dash-crofts-dead/
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #163
Date: 03/26/26 @ 3:49 PM
wow hazel wow
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #164
Date: 03/26/26 @ 3:51 PM
The guy who invented the snow removing spray?!
From: haze - is having a bad day #165
Date: 03/26/26 @ 6:10 PM
WTF
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #166
Date: 03/26/26 @ 6:31 PM
nice going
From: idsaluteyoubub #167
Date: 03/27/26 @ 5:32 AM
Glad it wasn't Lara.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #168
Date: 03/31/26 @ 4:37 PM
I had a little fall and woke up sore, which happens.
But it's been a week or so now and I'm still having trouble with my right shoulder,
Mainly with elevating/supinating so it could be AC or cuff,
So in line with my beliefs I am going to wait and see if God wants me to get better or die.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #169
Date: 03/31/26 @ 9:34 PM
aren't you even gonna to ask us what we want
From: slimwhitem #170
Date: 03/31/26 @ 10:28 PM
"yo what are you doing with that tire iron"

"God called. he made up his mind"
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #171
Date: 04/01/26 @ 4:51 AM
bonk
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #172
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:23 AM
spilled a little beer on my shirt but my shirt's too dirty to suck it out
From: haze - is having a bad day #173
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:34 AM
Put a chili dog on it.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #174
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:35 AM
amateur move
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #175
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:36 AM
Under it. Like a cheesecloth.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #176
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:47 AM
Y'all aren't getting it. The shirt is dirty. Like literal yard work dirty. Dirt dirty. Earthy.
Maybe if it was a Belgian golden or saison, but Miller lite doesn't go with dirt.
Goddamn. I know what I'm doing.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #177
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:52 AM
I'm not sure you do.
Maybe a little finger wring and drain it like a nipple.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #178
Date: 04/05/26 @ 1:48 AM
Stick to furter juice, bud.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #179
Date: 04/05/26 @ 6:20 AM
Kudos for describing a shirt so dirty even I would not suck a chili dog through it.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #180
Date: 04/05/26 @ 7:54 AM
Earthy
From: haze - is having a bad day #181
Date: 04/06/26 @ 12:23 AM
I was just talking to my dad, telling him that my mom has to have hip replacement surgery.
He's all "Seems pretty common nowadays. The wife of this guy I bowl with went in for
some simple outpatient surgery and didn't make it." I was so kinda shocked that I just
laughed really loud and thanked him for putting that thought into my head.
Like what the fuck, man? I mean, it obviously crossed my mind already. It's surgery.
I am worried a little. But Jesus. I'm not really ticked about it, I'm just like WTF?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #182
Date: 04/06/26 @ 7:28 AM
damb boomers
hope ur moms surgery ain't no thang
From: haze - is having a bad day #183
Date: 04/06/26 @ 5:05 PM
Thank. Same.
From: slimwhitem #184
Date: 04/06/26 @ 8:20 PM
i work with the occasional yawn-talker. usually never in person. it usually happens on phone calls, but only select times. i started to gather it was during call where he might have felt out of place or nervous. this last call it was like every sentence was the start of a yawn that lasted until he was done talking. every sentence. every time.

then i googled out of curiosity

Emotional States: Yawning can paradoxically signal social anxiety or stress as a self-soothing mechanism, or reflect a circadian low if it occurs at specific times of day

im less mad and i am certain this is the case... a little more understanding about it

but got diddly damn it is annoying af tho
From: haze - is having a bad day #185
Date: 04/06/26 @ 9:43 PM
Dogs do the same thing.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #186
Date: 04/08/26 @ 4:31 AM
Ely needs outlets to let out energy and /i accidentally turned her on to sports.
Previously she only cared about women's college hockey but I turned her on to the Giants, A's, Galaxy, Delta, and then the WNBA and PWHL and NWSL, and now she has lost her everloving mind.
She has an entire calendar for every game.
She wakes up like we have Bay FC at 1pm and the Giants at 4pm and Warriors at 6pm and I'm like I have three numbers in my phone I can't do all of that I have to remember to eat once.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #187
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:14 PM
I have a bottle of Georgian wine. Four, but this and another are from a producer that no longer exists.
I've been saving them because we're not getting any more from them, but I notice that one's cork looked like it was not doing so good.
Sure enough, it's rotted.
I'll try to salvage it as best I can, but ugh.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #188
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:16 PM
Pour it into an ice cube tray and freeze it into cubes.

Your welcone.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #189
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:30 PM
Frozen cubes with nibbly rotted cork bits.
I could sell that; too bad's Easter's past.

Wait a minute when is Orthodox Easter.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #190
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:32 PM
April 12.
In the words of our Lord Christ when he was resurrected,
"Hot damn, boys, we're back in business."
From: haze - is having a bad day #191
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:33 PM
Why does every other car or truck around here sound like they have no gd mufflers.
Just trashy asses.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #192
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:35 PM
I'll be honest, mufflers are like sewing machings:
I don't know how they work and the one time someone tried to explain them to me
I got so mad that I didn't talk for the rest of the day.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #193
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:37 PM
Maundy Thursday Rotten Cork Cubes
GET FKN LIT
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #194
Date: 04/10/26 @ 10:47 PM
I love you so much.
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #195
Date: 04/10/26 @ 11:08 PM
Broke brand new $20 glass piece while opening package
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #196
Date: 04/11/26 @ 12:12 AM
The Dodgers have a chunky little dude named Max Muncy.
The fuck kind of New Hampshire Beverly Cleary Henry Huggins Sidekick kind of name is that.
He kept getting on base, it's fine, you're the Dodgers, you're supposed to piss me off.
Then all of a sudden there's another Max Muncy, but he's on the Oakland A's.
I like the A's, they're my AL team, but then the team moves to Sacramento even though they were supposed to move to Vegas,
But when you're starving a team out of a city you can't find someone to figure out Amtrak.
So I watch this Max Muncy dipshit doing work on a minor league field in Sacramento where it reaches triple digits
And I just wand to scream at him to go home and make apple cider doughnuts or whatever
With this fuckass Joseph Krumgold ass New England name.
I hear they have baseball in Vermont.
From: haze - is having a bad day #197
Date: 04/11/26 @ 12:31 AM
Jesus.
From: idsaluteyoubub #198
Date: 04/11/26 @ 7:35 AM
Rabbs got into the cubes
From: idsaluteyoubub #199
Date: 04/11/26 @ 7:36 AM
fear7trembling said:

I have a bottle of Georgian wine. Four, but this and another are from a producer that no longer exists.
I've been saving them because we're not getting any more from them, but I notice that one's cork looked like it was not doing so good.
Sure enough, it's rotted.
I'll try to salvage it as best I can, but ugh.

Went to Georgia like a year ago? Tbilisi and also the birth town of Lenin. Hoo Lord their wine is nice. You get the orange kind? Sorry for your lots
From: Ransome #200
Date: 04/11/26 @ 10:11 AM
lol Georgia is known for peaches, not oranges
So ignorant
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