The guest list
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #1
Date: 04/16/26 @ 5:31 PM
Say you get to invite any 5 people living on earth for a sumptuous five-course meal. (All five services are grapefruit-and-pepperoni-inspired dishes.)

Who would you invite? And why?

Some rules
-No politics at the table
-No family members allowed
-Celebrity couples count as one.

1. Stephen Fry
I think he must be the absolute greatest dinner party guest who ever lived. Such a depth of general knowledge and what an engaging personality.

2. Sir Brian May.
This one is a no-brainer. One of the greats. I hear all you have to do is lube him up with questions about astrophysics, and a few minutes later, he'll loosen up and tell you all about the time a little person's arm got stuck in Freddie's ass.

3. Hitoshi Nagai
Because metaethics is a fascinating topic. Very "Nouveau-Wittgenstein", and from what I hear, he makes it accessible for most.

4. His Holiness the Dalai Lama
I would just want the Lama to let his hair down, relax, and ask the questions for once.

5. Tu Chucky
Why is there something rather than nothing? Has his flat-tax proposal accidentally proved the existence of God? For real? The foremost public intellectual of our time deserves a seat at the table
From: LadyAlthea #2
Date: 04/16/26 @ 5:37 PM
Maynard Keenan

Josh Johnson

Frank Zappa
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #3
Date: 04/16/26 @ 5:38 PM
Weird Al
Taylor Swift
Taylor Momsen
Taylor Dane
Taylor Hanson
From: slimwhitem #4
Date: 04/16/26 @ 6:08 PM
al sharpton
al bundy
al gore
al pacino
weird al
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #5
Date: 04/16/26 @ 6:15 PM
Taylor Hanson

Is she still hot?
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #6
Date: 04/16/26 @ 6:32 PM
no one tell him
because he already knows
From: slimwhitem #7
Date: 04/16/26 @ 7:05 PM
hey ghoast, weird al is busy with my part, why dont you invite jonathan taylor thomas instead
From: phapster #8
Date: 04/16/26 @ 7:35 PM
crooky
hugo
hax0rmax
oma
bash
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #9
Date: 04/16/26 @ 7:37 PM
You're not oma?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #10
Date: 04/16/26 @ 7:38 PM
oma goodness
From: Sepharo #11
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:09 PM
Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Lay
Big Ben Wallace
Ben Solo
Benjamin Butler
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #12
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:19 PM
i stayed at hax's house once
From: L Q #13
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:47 PM
I think I recall that.
Wasn't there a protest?
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #14
Date: 04/16/26 @ 11:52 PM
I heard things. There was talk. Something about white dreads and taking a shit in margarine. It was very confusing.

Wasn't that during Oma's flat earth meltdown?
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