post posts you were going to post but then decided not to aka the backspace thread
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #1
Date: 04/04/26 @ 6:00 AM
recently i'll type a post, maybe with some moderate thought and consideration, and then suddenly just backspace it instead of posting it
what if you could just ctrl+x what you typed and just chuck it out of context into a different thread?
well this thread can be that
you could put [quote ] [quote ] around it and then an optional explanation of why it's here or no explanation at all
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #2
Date: 04/04/26 @ 6:05 AM
any of you guys from memphis?
i watched a golf clip of lebron being critical of memphis yesterday,
then just saw a quote from the mayor of memphis being like
"lebron come hang out with me and i'll show you how great memphis is"
(paraphrased) then i google streetviewed memphis midtown area, and
was in front of this sterile white painted, dystopian block apartment building
and was wondering what the hell is that
streetviewed back a few years and it was "the parkview senior community living" more warm coloured and had a nice green walkway awning canopy thing
so i googled it and lots of local news saying "the parkview beloved retirement residence set to be renovated" "construction begins" etc.

anyway what the hell

furthermore the surrounding homes are both really impressive but eerie and strange from who knows what era and also absolutely ridiculous with what appear to be green coloured terracotta roofs??? massive old mansions on huge deserted grounds across the street from sardine packed bungalows it's so weird
like out of a some kind of dr. seuss noir

but if i'm talking to someone from memphis in the next few days or weeks i'll super casually say some shit like "shame about the parkview retirement residence down on poplar"

also i'm sorry if you read this post

so this one just got completely sidetracked and rambling
also once i realized how pointless it was i thought what if i try to type it again, but with slightly different ideas and wording in a column right next to it (i saw this done in a book i'm reading) so that 's why the formatting is weird - i was going to use the [ pre] thing but then i thought on phones it will probably not look right etc. and then i was like what the hell
and then i thought i'm going to make a thread for this crap
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3
Date: 04/04/26 @ 6:41 AM
buddy you came to the right Internet for this brand of garbage
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4
Date: 04/04/26 @ 6:43 AM
genius level threadsmithing
except I'll never remember to copy it to the clipboard
I usually just nope back to the index
but maybe with modern day back button technology
I can recover those gems after the brain reset
and offer my shame here
From: slimwhitem #5
Date: 04/04/26 @ 2:07 PM
oh man, i can make such good use of this thread
From: slimwhitem #6
Date: 04/04/26 @ 2:09 PM
slim almost said:
been watching artemis footage and some live feeds and recently learned something

space is fuckin dark yo

like wth. go to the sun or something
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #7
Date: 04/04/26 @ 7:09 PM
poince
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #8
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:49 AM
damn i just backspaced a post forgetting it could have been sent to this sanctuar instead
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #9
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:50 AM
u dumb son of a bitch
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #10
Date: 04/05/26 @ 12:57 AM
one great/not great thing is wondering where that post was originally headed
or it was never not in this thread to begin with? from "inside the house" as it were???

quoted because i was going to backspace that corny response but ironically, or whatever the word in this context is, because it was already typed here quoting was all that was neces

wanted to backspace the explanation for that one too lol
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #11
Date: 04/05/26 @ 1:09 AM
I thought you left.
From: slimwhitem #12
Date: 04/05/26 @ 4:14 AM
jface, i think this is a great thread

probably half or 2 times the posts i post are deleted before they are ever posted because i think better of them or forget to hit post or something else. i appreciate u bringing attention to it

Space Cat said:

u dumb son of a bitch

this was for me, wasn’t it?
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #13
Date: 04/05/26 @ 5:09 PM
slim i think it has potential to really change the game
maybe someone thinks a convo they had on here went one way but later on in life they're reading through this thread and come across a post from around that time and are like "huh??!" or "wha-???!"
maybe it's already peaked with 'u dumb son of a bitch'
only time will tell
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #14
Date: 04/05/26 @ 5:24 PM
derp needs to add a site level post buffer that catches all your key stronks and uploads them automatically to the cloud first and then into a quoted post to this thread that has a time sensitive detonation feature that triggers on postbutton.press=no or whatever that code looks like because I'm certain it does not look like that.

i want there to be a feeling of dread the moment you pop that cursor into the post field
From: slimwhitem #15
Date: 04/05/26 @ 5:38 PM
if(goingToPost){
dont();
}
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #16
Date: 04/05/26 @ 5:44 PM
nature cray
From: Teharteest #17
Date: 04/05/26 @ 9:52 PM
So, you know Steve.
From: slimwhitem #18
Date: 04/06/26 @ 3:47 AM
i thought about making a thread where u post thread ideas. then the best ideas get turned into threads

but i deleted the first post, so here we are

see, this thread is useful!
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #19
Date: 04/06/26 @ 5:27 AM
that's right slim, never forget all your posts are important - even if you second guess them later they're welcome here

butterknife said:

derp needs to add a site level post buffer that catches all your key stronks and uploads them automatically to the cloud first and then into a quoted post to this thread that has a time sensitive detonation feature that triggers on postbutton.press=no or whatever that code looks like because I'm certain it does not look like that.

i want there to be a feeling of dread the moment you pop that cursor into the post field

oh man this is the real dream scenario;
we'd have to start writing our posts out on paper before typing if we really wanted to be certain of the message;
real nightmare scenario as well
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #20
Date: 04/06/26 @ 6:32 AM
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #21
Date: 04/06/26 @ 8:46 AM
Do you want to derp a game? Try poince!
From: Bamboozled - Babe #22
Date: 04/06/26 @ 10:15 PM
I'm not sure how you guys will be able to come back from this
Except maybe a massive overhaul of your constitution
From: Teharteest #23
Date: 04/07/26 @ 1:28 PM
Luke, use the cloaca.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #24
Date: 04/08/26 @ 3:21 AM
antisemite
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #25
Date: 04/08/26 @ 6:18 AM
I'm glad i don't have that particular affliction
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #26
Date: 04/09/26 @ 6:44 AM
just biked home with the wife from a David Byrne show

great production and i hope i look and sound a fraction of how good he does at 73 gatdam

the whole stage and backdrop was a giant led screen and they all had trackers on for individual spot followers

i didn't take photos because all the old ass people around me were being annoying and recording huge chunks of the show. genX was well represented
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #27
Date: 04/10/26 @ 1:41 AM
i just went to read through that and immediately thought i'm not reading through that lol

anyway back to sit ups and pushups
From: slimwhitem #28
Date: 04/10/26 @ 11:36 PM
i typed this out for the rtt for the talk about pigeons being food that people gave up on

i was about to delete it, rightly, but then i thought of jface

slim almost said:
like how they’re worried in 80 years our cities sidewalks and alleyways will be overrun with wild flaming hot cheetos rummaging about and shitting on windshields…
From: Sepharo #29
Date: 04/11/26 @ 12:39 AM
the squab discussion had me remembering that we've somewhat recently learned that sauropod babies were like the staple food of the jurassic
they would have huge clutches and there was no attending to them once hatched
just little and not-so-little long-necked slow pokes stumbling around out there getting scooped up by giant for snacks by giant theropods
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #30
Date: 04/11/26 @ 5:36 AM
roberto bolano writes about controlling the pigeons who would poop on cathedrals by use of a falcon in his great unbroken rant of a novel by night in chile
-


is "nodding off too sleep" redundant no backspace here

this was the only part i backspaced from a different post different thread; you can see i had every intention of posting it but keeping it honest
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #31
Date: 04/11/26 @ 2:38 PM
Maybe they should send some of these ice cunts over. They don't feel bad about anything.

This is not the original version of this either. I just can't tell how this comes off so I didn't post it.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #32
Date: 04/11/26 @ 3:31 PM
he'll yeah get some muscadine wine and a bag of grits outside Helen then hit the headshop in the back of ye olde leather shoppe
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #33
Date: 04/13/26 @ 1:05 AM
and not complain that much because i remember you both were fans of the show
i also remember thinking every decision was so stupid, good guys bad guys didn't matter
maybe that's why i

partial
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #34
Date: 04/13/26 @ 4:53 AM
damn i had a really great, long and meandering post about tax season the should have ended up here but i backed out and lost it

regrettable poast
From: slimwhitem #35
Date: 04/13/26 @ 5:31 PM
form 1054-b section R box 34d-g not found
From: Teharteest #36
Date: 04/13/26 @ 10:41 PM
I have a notebook
I write my haiku in it
It ran far away

I thought it came off a little mean. Not intended.
Just heard haiku, so one popped in my head
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #37
Date: 04/13/26 @ 11:12 PM
Not mean :)
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #38
Date: 04/15/26 @ 7:01 PM
interesting fact about that post is it was ctrl x'd out of here and ctrl v'd in the post posts thread
and then can you believe it backspaced out of there and brought back here because i doubted my doubting of the sincerity you know what this one is going to the post posts thread
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #39
Date: 04/16/26 @ 2:12 AM
One of my balls died and came back to haunt my dick.
It's causing a real mess down there.
From: slimwhitem #40
Date: 04/16/26 @ 3:40 AM
its a solid post in any thread really

glad we got to see it here at least
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #41
Date: 04/16/26 @ 4:37 PM

i'm sure as soon as you finish eating your breakfast burrito you'll feel right as rain and remember you don't believe in any of this fate crap and you're in control of your own destiny

wasn't the right reference and didn't really make any sense
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