TRAIN YOUR CLANKER REPLACEMENT (Work Thread)
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #251
Date: 03/23/26 @ 2:36 PM
Very rarely but it is extraordinary when your expectations get violated like that.

I started work on a massive project on Friday
and shortly into running the first program my main cnc machine threw an error.
Tried to swap out the tool and there was a loud buzzing so I had to estop it.
Essentially have a locked up brake on a motor that's crucial to operation.

New fuses came in today so I can keep troubleshooting.
From: slimwhitem #252
Date: 03/23/26 @ 3:59 PM
ive lived in work overload mode my entire tenure with this company (18 years) and its a company culture thing

run so lean that the work piles up and there is sort of a filtering out of what is truly necessary because if you keep working on the top of the stack what winds up at the bottom was not really needed or it would have been moved back to the top

just keep moving more and more buckets around to catch the drips, no time to fix the roof because we're too busy with all these buckets
From: Ransome #253
Date: 03/23/26 @ 4:04 PM
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #254
Date: 03/23/26 @ 4:21 PM
c l as s i c
From: ghoast - Master Botanist #255
Date: 03/23/26 @ 6:05 PM
The guy in the photo was really a Fazer, right? Then the fucker in the hat went and messed with him
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #256
Date: 03/23/26 @ 7:26 PM
that's not a seal, that's Knight's mom
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #257
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:38 PM
Back in the day my wife didn't think that pic was funny.
We've moved past it, but it almost ended the marriage.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #258
Date: 03/23/26 @ 9:55 PM
Found the culprit that was blowing fuses in my machine
and now I can get back to doing my friday work.
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #259
Date: 03/23/26 @ 10:02 PM
back in the day, i laughed at this so hard i peed a little
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #260
Date: 03/24/26 @ 12:59 PM
It took me half an hour this morning to submit my info for a $28 meal reimbursement.
And I now have nine emails in my inbox that are nothing more than notifications that it's made it through some step in the approval process.
Very smart. Stable genius.
From: Ransome #261
Date: 03/24/26 @ 1:26 PM
thats a lot of Arbys
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #262
Date: 03/24/26 @ 1:33 PM
FYI you can just go into Arby's and ask for a $28 pile of beef.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #263
Date: 03/24/26 @ 2:18 PM
til about beef pile
From: Redboxer #264
Date: 03/24/26 @ 3:28 PM
One year at the Italian market festival espositos ran out of rolls for their roast pork sandwiches and was just stuffing pork into plastic cups. Pork cups are delicious.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #265
Date: 03/25/26 @ 3:02 AM
Cup O' meat
From: Bamboozled - Babe #266
Date: 03/25/26 @ 9:01 AM
I hate attending maintenance windows because things can go sideways even when you prepare and plan but thankfully this may have been one of the easier ones
From: slimwhitem #267
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:44 PM
you mean you got all that fried food (and crabcakes) and bbq for $28 bucks? did you have a coupon?
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #268
Date: 03/25/26 @ 1:47 PM
I did not have a coupon, and it was more than $28. $28 is my max per diem for the dinner meal.
From: Sepharo #269
Date: 03/25/26 @ 10:19 PM
the max per dime is 10¢
From: sanka #270
Date: 04/11/26 @ 11:43 PM
So we have a few kinds of scanners. Our hand scanners, we use for detailed things. I've done a ton of work for Microsoft Flight Simulator. They need to see all the little buttons and dials and whatnot, so it's perfect for aircraft scanning.

In a small plane, I would imagine the photogrammetry scanner would collect 2-4000 frames. Something like that. The guy I sent out this week took 56,000 frames. I can't even fucking load it. I did a 1/8 frame sample input and I can barely load that. What the actual fuck. It's like an order of magnitude too big. I don't even know how it's possible. What the actual fuck.
From: ghoast - Master Botanist #271
Date: 04/11/26 @ 11:47 PM
How long until I can wear glasses that realtime convert my surroundings to a Fraggle Rock style environment?
From: sanka #272
Date: 04/11/26 @ 11:48 PM
Probably now. Watch out for the doozers.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #273
Date: 04/12/26 @ 5:26 AM
delicious sugar crystal structures
From: sanka #274
Date: 04/15/26 @ 8:09 PM
I did a sort of dangerous thing with a confined space because I thought I knew it. I had been there twice (I thought). Turns out I had never been there once, but was at their sister site a couple miles away.

The algae or whatever was consuming the oxygen in a dam turbine tunnel under the river. I for sure thought I had done this one twice. Nope!

Keep up on your confined space training bros. Try to not die on site.
From: Redboxer #275
Date: 04/23/26 @ 12:27 PM
If you see that businesses are hiring but you're already employed or otherwise not looking for work; I think it'd be polite to inform them of such, so they aren't holding out hope.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #276
Date: 05/08/26 @ 4:30 AM
found out today the clankers are at the gate

we have a short wrapping that involved 2ish artists, where we'd normally have a team of 10, done way under budget and on time, and looks "very successful".

I need to judge for myself but the supe on it was explaining the process and i think im hosed. I give it a year max before the hweedwhacker gets a hwhackin
From: slimwhitem #277
Date: 05/08/26 @ 1:03 PM
nobody saw this coming
From: reno #278
Date: 05/08/26 @ 1:27 PM
how do i get the number matching job as a part time gig
(i would also just compare them using a program??)
From: Bamboozled - Babe #279
Date: 05/08/26 @ 6:59 PM
omg tgif amirite
From: Bamboozled - Babe #280
Date: 05/11/26 @ 2:57 AM
Im totally going to regret not working a few hours this weekend im going to get slammed and escalated
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