Slorm Bugs: Post 'Em Here

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #701
Date: 04/21/26 @ 1:41 PM

That one's still on the drawing board.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #702
Date: 04/21/26 @ 4:15 PM

derpyakisan said:
Date: 12/11/25 @ 8:51 PM

Profiles haven't been made public because the code is terribly incomplete.
New site and such.
I'll try to work on it a bit this weekend.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #703
Date: 04/21/26 @ 4:16 PM

what's worse than my usual F5

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #704
Date: 04/21/26 @ 4:43 PM

F12: Furious Family Film Movie

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #705
Date: 04/21/26 @ 5:17 PM

I am sorry. I scrolled back pretty far but not that far.
Thank you for information.

Here is my picture in case anyone wanted to know who I am. I just want to be fazed-famous.

From: slimwhitem #706
Date: 04/21/26 @ 5:49 PM

false

i can tell from here you do not have the patience to maintain that hairstyle

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #707
Date: 04/21/26 @ 5:54 PM

Isn't that Razor?

From: Sepharo #708
Date: 04/21/26 @ 7:33 PM

Oh hell yeah, always-visible page number count at the bottom of threads ty ty ty

From: Sepharo #709
Date: 04/21/26 @ 7:33 PM

lol of course I would get F5'd anyway on that very post

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #710
Date: 04/21/26 @ 7:51 PM

I find it confusing, because when I'm in the middle of a page, I don't know where it ends.
unsubscribe

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #711
Date: 04/21/26 @ 7:54 PM

and I still can't find the rage quit button
Also maybe it's just me but a clickable thing that fires off the "brrt brrt brrrrrrrnnnnnnnttt" DJ sound should go in between Bold and Italic buttons

From: Sepharo #712
Date: 04/21/26 @ 7:55 PM

it ends with the reply box

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #713
Date: 04/21/26 @ 8:06 PM

Turning off all bottom menu buttons automatically turns on 8 bottom menu buttons

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #714
Date: 04/21/26 @ 10:27 PM

I'd like to request a feature. A little red button that says rage quit and when you click it you get launched into orbit.
Please And thank

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #715
Date: 04/22/26 @ 12:06 AM

okay but all of your autosaved shamedrafts on the platinum cloud (datamining process laid out in legalese in the TOS) get automatically posted in a thread titled "Goodbye Fazed - Scarlet Edition"

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #716
Date: 04/22/26 @ 12:07 AM

this is a feature JapanFace worked for months refining so no takesies backsies out of respect for his efforts

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #717
Date: 04/22/26 @ 12:15 AM

jf hasn't worked a day in his life

From: slimwhitem #718
Date: 04/22/26 @ 1:16 AM

he too busy runnin

from the law

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #719
Date: 04/22/26 @ 1:47 AM

Scarlet said:

I'd like to request a feature. A little red button that says rage quit and when you click it you get launched into orbit.
Please And thank

RAGE QUIT

Have button. I did my part. BK is handling launch logistics.

From: Scarlet - I like turtles #720
Date: 04/22/26 @ 1:55 AM

Aw jeez you guys are the best. 💜💜

From: slimwhitem #721
Date: 04/22/26 @ 1:56 AM

can we push it for her?

From: haze - is having a bad day #722
Date: 04/22/26 @ 2:03 AM

Haha

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #723
Date: 04/22/26 @ 2:33 AM

RAGE QUIT

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #724
Date: 04/22/26 @ 2:55 AM

haha yisss

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #725
Date: 04/22/26 @ 3:36 AM

From: MrBlack - Guess whos Black, Black again? #726
Date: 04/22/26 @ 12:26 PM

I can't see any NSFW thread is this a bug

From: slimwhitem #727
Date: 04/22/26 @ 12:30 PM

been trying to get them to fix the hidden anime tiddies thread for a while because i can’t find it and there’s no way they just simply forgot to make it

From: MrBlack - Guess whos Black, Black again? #728
Date: 04/22/26 @ 12:36 PM

Thats what I thought about the ass thread - either its a bug, or we all gettin old

From: MrBlack - Guess whos Black, Black again? #729
Date: 04/22/26 @ 12:37 PM

like old old

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #730
Date: 04/22/26 @ 1:36 PM

Which one of you bastages is out there using up all the resources?!

From: MrBlack - Guess whos Black, Black again? #731
Date: 04/22/26 @ 2:11 PM

That was me, looking for titties

From: reno #732
Date: 04/22/26 @ 2:36 PM

that was me too, doing the same thing
("I am spartacus"

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #733
Date: 04/22/26 @ 4:44 PM

So it was all part of some SPURT initiative?

Slorum Pornography Urgent Response Team

I say we chip in and get a SPURT shirt for Mr Black

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #734
Date: 04/22/26 @ 5:00 PM

That was me, making the backups, in the parlor, with the tire iron.

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #735
Date: 04/22/26 @ 8:42 PM

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #736
Date: 04/22/26 @ 11:09 PM

What is this, a bug for ants??

From: MrBlack - Guess whos Black, Black again? #737
Date: 04/23/26 @ 11:47 AM

ghoast said:

I say we chip in and get a SPURT shirt for Mr Black

You say this like I don't already have one.

Got some SPURT shorts too. And undies, now that I think of it.

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #738
Date: 04/24/26 @ 12:55 AM

Not a bug, but an annoyingly stupid thing I've done twice in the last 5 minutes.
An uncharacteristic long-ass post, and hitting the [Prev] button instead of [Preview] took me back a page and all my careful composition vanished, like tears in the rain.
/sad fapping noises. :-(

From: slimwhitem #739
Date: 04/24/26 @ 1:30 AM

there’s a thread for that

From: phapster - Too weak to flatten the curve. #740
Date: 04/24/26 @ 1:59 AM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #741
Date: 04/24/26 @ 3:38 AM

oof
and your browser didn't save it in the back buffer?
I can see how that might happen tho hmm

prev/next could maybe be angle brackets instead?
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I'm a Platinum Power User so i never use those damb buttons anyways, I'm always caught up - full thread omniscience.

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #742
Date: 04/26/26 @ 1:03 PM

Bug reportttttt

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #743
Date: 04/26/26 @ 1:35 PM

instead of the Forum. can we call it the Form

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #744
Date: 04/26/26 @ 1:36 PM

it has synergies

From: ghoast - Master Botanist #745
Date: 04/27/26 @ 2:15 PM

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #746
Date: 04/28/26 @ 6:25 PM

HUGE problem here
CRITICAL issue

This doesn't show any poince, but it's at 90 minutes and should have been 130... right?

https://slorm.net/forum/topic.php?id=123&page=18#L31078

From: Bamboozled - Babe #747
Date: 04/28/26 @ 7:39 PM

oh lawd! you've been robbed!

From: JTWood - tired, all the time #748
Date: 04/28/26 @ 7:56 PM

They will hear from my lawyers

From: Sepharo #749
Date: 04/28/26 @ 8:12 PM

where are you getting 90 minutes from?

From: Sepharo #750
Date: 04/28/26 @ 8:14 PM

Oh post #894?
You didn't write "poince"