Slorm Bugs: Post 'Em Here
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #551
Date: 04/02/26 @ 1:28 AM


It says there are three pages, but my post ended up being #96, which is on page two
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #552
Date: 04/02/26 @ 2:04 AM
Overall count from before thread initialization cleanout did not get set back to zero. Count is 97. Fixd.
From: JDH #553
Date: 04/02/26 @ 2:22 PM
would anyone else back the idea of moving the number of new posts to a column instead of sandwiching it with the thread name?

I see the total number of posts and keep thinking those are the New posts... the total number of posts is not nearly as interesting to me as the number of new posts
From: Sepharo #554
Date: 04/02/26 @ 2:43 PM
Wouldn't making it a column make it more apt to be mistaken for the total posts?
Kinda sounds more like you'd want the total posts removed.



Like if that light blue number was sitting next to total posts... it would be harder to distinguish.
From: L Q #555
Date: 04/02/26 @ 2:46 PM
I hate where it is too.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #556
Date: 04/02/26 @ 2:51 PM
Yeah, it used to be in a column, and I liked it better.

And kind of on the subject of new posts - can you make it so that when you mark a post as last read, it automatically returns you to the main forum page?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #557
Date: 04/02/26 @ 3:37 PM
I'm on mobile 95% of the time and i have no complaints. You're doing great derp
From: JDH #558
Date: 04/02/26 @ 7:30 PM
its because he's doing great that we're asking for more and more specific things :)

I also thought it used to be a column, it gets lost with the title there.

I just looked up the old slorum on archive.org but i guess they didn't have an account so there is no New Posts at all there :P
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #559
Date: 04/02/26 @ 8:08 PM
Maybe it wasn't a column. Was it just next to the total in parentheses... and gray, maybe?
From: JDH #560
Date: 04/02/26 @ 8:22 PM
maybe Groovy could tell us

c'monnnnn column
From: L Q #561
Date: 04/02/26 @ 8:37 PM
Maybe this can't be changed, and I know I've brought it up before. On the old site my stickies came after my watched threads. I enjoyed that better.
From: ghoast - is Pope of Chili town #562
Date: 04/02/26 @ 8:52 PM
I’d go 99.9999% that exists already
From: L Q #563
Date: 04/02/26 @ 9:48 PM
Can you point me in the right direction?
From: haze - is having a bad day #564
Date: 04/02/26 @ 9:52 PM
That way.
From: L Q #565
Date: 04/02/26 @ 9:57 PM
THAnK
From: haze - is having a bad day #566
Date: 04/02/26 @ 10:01 PM
I'm here to help.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #567
Date: 04/03/26 @ 1:23 AM
I ♥ making stupid stuff to fill up the internet.

There's no reason that (X New) couldn't be pushed over into a column on the Desktop.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #568
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:07 AM
where pong
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #569
Date: 04/03/26 @ 11:53 AM
Nice. Thanks, man.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #570
Date: 04/03/26 @ 12:06 PM
I think it's crazy how we used a site every day for years, then when we try to remember what it looked like, the brain is like

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #571
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:11 PM
Now on desktop you have to look all the way over to see what the new posts are.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #572
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:14 PM
just let these users shoot themselves in the dick
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #573
Date: 04/03/26 @ 4:23 PM
/gets secondhand shot in dick by user/
From: slimwhitem #574
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:23 PM
im also not sure what was wrong with the way it was. do you all use the new post count for something critical? like, oooh ain’t clickin that thread, only got 8 new posts or something stupid like that

anyway, users will absolutely request the barrel be pointed at they dick and a button to pull the trigger only to regret it

however… i did have an idea that could sound like ones own dick shootin’ so SiNcE wEre oN tHe sUbjEcT

what if threads had an option to always load at the bottom of the page instead of the last post?

heavy gif and image threads still seem to have the issue where it loads to a point in the page quite above the last post. i seem to remember it was a height calculation issue.

its a stupid idea. i am part of the problem now. i am sorry
From: slimwhitem #575
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:24 PM
f5’d by bk on the dick shootout part.

DRAW
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #576
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:47 PM
Spoiler garbage AI content ahead


From: JDH #577
Date: 04/03/26 @ 6:50 PM
slimwhitem said:

im also not sure what was wrong with the way it was. do you all use the new post count for something critical? like, oooh ain’t clickin that thread, only got 8 new posts or something stupid like that

anyway, users will absolutely request the barrel be pointed at they dick and a button to pull the trigger only to regret it

however… i did have an idea that could sound like ones own dick shootin’ so SiNcE wEre oN tHe sUbjEcT

what if threads had an option to always load at the bottom of the page instead of the last post?

heavy gif and image threads still seem to have the issue where it loads to a point in the page quite above the last post. i seem to remember it was a height calculation issue.

its a stupid idea. i am part of the problem now. i am sorry

New Posts is just nice to know information... and its more readable on its own in my opinion
From: slimwhitem #578
Date: 04/03/26 @ 7:00 PM
please shut up
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #579
Date: 04/03/26 @ 7:04 PM
This is how I use it
New posts: 1
Last post: bash
= avoid
From: Scarlet - I like turtles #580
Date: 04/03/26 @ 7:25 PM
Shot in the dick
And you're to blame
(Baby) You give Slim
A bayad name.
From: slimwhitem #581
Date: 04/03/26 @ 7:59 PM
that hardly seems appropriate right now, this is serious
From: JDH #582
Date: 04/04/26 @ 2:30 PM
listen this is maybe the first thing space cat and i have ever agreed on, let us have it
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #583
Date: 04/04/26 @ 5:17 PM
A search for "myusername" brings up several posts from ThreadKilla that do not have myusername in them
It's the last five posts all the way at the bottom
https://slorm.net/forum/search/?q=myusername&page_posts=2
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #584
Date: 04/04/26 @ 5:23 PM
yourusername is definitely in the one spoilered marquee that i checked
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #585
Date: 04/04/26 @ 5:26 PM
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #586
Date: 04/04/26 @ 5:28 PM
oh my bad. I thought it was just garbage. Didn't realize that was real text.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #587
Date: 04/04/26 @ 6:47 PM
It's Real Garbage™
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #588
Date: 04/05/26 @ 7:03 AM
Hopefully invisible upgrades incoming.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #589
Date: 04/06/26 @ 3:20 AM
I like the invisible things I'm seeing.
From: Sepharo #590
Date: 04/06/26 @ 3:49 AM
I keep looking at the empty space where the new posts count it supposed to be.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #591
Date: 04/06/26 @ 4:09 AM
Yes and some not so invisible but desperately in need of attention.
We've racked up quite the list today. Let's go over it...

  • Topic correctly handles page refreshes without the repost warning or the need for an intermediary page.
  • Topic_mid had been excised given that it no longer has a job to do.
  • Topic correctly returns to first unread post.
  • Marking a topic as last read correctly positions it under the floating header
  • Watched threads given their own color indicator on mobile.
  • Watched threads border retains their color and extended left instead of defaulting to standard new dark blue on mobile
  • Post Info popovers now display links as buttons on mobile.
  • Sticky, Locked, Watched indicators moved to thread pagination row on mobile.
  • Pagination and bottom menus moved below the post box on all threads.
  • Pagination and bottom menus now share a single row.
  • Bottom menus in forum index and threads now become a button group on mobile.
  • Poince functions and queries contained to the poince thread.
  • Poince leaderboard queries optimized to an insane degree.
  • User taglines all called by a single query (instead of 50 per page derp).
  • Numerous improvements to the admin area.

Happy Easter
From: Sepharo #592
Date: 04/06/26 @ 4:19 AM
nice
From: phapster #593
Date: 04/06/26 @ 4:40 AM
thank
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #594
Date: 04/06/26 @ 5:26 AM
he'll yeah go Jesus
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #595
Date: 04/06/26 @ 1:02 PM
The power of Christ compels you
From: slimwhitem #596
Date: 04/06/26 @ 2:37 PM
holy cow, thanks derp!
From: Olddog - Different url, same dog #597
Date: 04/06/26 @ 3:35 PM
Not sure where it falls on the priority ladder, but the profile page appears to be shitting all over its left margin...



I've zoomed out to 50% and in to 150%, resized my browser window, and tried in Chrome and Edge. Same result each time.
From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #598
Date: 04/06/26 @ 11:27 PM


Double Decker Header
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #599
Date: 04/07/26 @ 12:09 AM
this also happened to me, but I F5ed and it went away so
From: Sepharo #600
Date: 04/07/26 @ 12:11 AM
It only happens on small width... not seeing it fixed on refresh if still small width.
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