Slorm Bugs: Post 'Em Here
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1
Date: 11/10/25 @ 1:07 AM
This place is but a wee babber,
so if you have weird things happen,
post 'em here and maybe something will happen.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2
Date: 11/10/25 @ 1:22 AM
I will not.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3
Date: 11/10/25 @ 1:23 AM
That's allowed.
From: phapster #4
Date: 11/10/25 @ 2:27 AM
real minor borg, but in spite of checking OK in Preview, the tags still mongled.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #5
Date: 11/10/25 @ 3:20 AM
The BBCode parser is a fickle beast right now.
It didnt understand your italics inside of a url.
Should be minimally invasive to fix.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #6
Date: 11/10/25 @ 3:21 AM
i think you got the i and urls inside out?
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #7
Date: 11/10/25 @ 3:26 AM
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #8
Date: 11/10/25 @ 4:05 AM
he boy fast
From: phapster #9
Date: 11/10/25 @ 4:22 AM
butterknife said:

he boy fast

👍👍
(redderp thumbs up)
From: Olddog - Different url, same dog #10
Date: 11/10/25 @ 4:57 AM
can we get a timezone option?
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #11
Date: 11/10/25 @ 5:07 AM
We can!
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #12
Date: 11/10/25 @ 5:04 PM
Timezones implemented. Change settings on this guys page.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #13
Date: 11/10/25 @ 5:06 PM
thx Ptery!
From: Mantis55 #14
Date: 11/10/25 @ 6:40 PM
Def not a bug -- but one thing I've missed was the ability to go to my profile, and view my most RECENT FORUM POSTS.
Does that exist and I just can't find it?

That was a nice way to stay up on convos from an infrequent poster.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #15
Date: 11/10/25 @ 6:57 PM
Dawg there are like 50 threads and 20 users here.
Just click around a little bit.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #16
Date: 11/10/25 @ 8:16 PM
FYI, your "last reads" may shift after you change your timezone.

It's a one-time quirk of the (late) implementation that should straighten itself out after you click around for a bit.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #17
Date: 11/10/25 @ 8:21 PM
Mantis55 said:

Def not a bug -- but one thing I've missed was the ability to go to my profile, and view my most RECENT FORUM POSTS.
Does that exist and I just can't find it?

That was a nice way to stay up on convos from an infrequent poster.

The profile part of the settings page has been simmering on the backburner until we could make sure that all of the base functions were base functioning.

I vaguely remember what was on the profile page.

A photo, some info, ninja mode, turn off inline images...surely there was more.

Help me fill in the gaps and I'll do my very best to make it happen.
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #18
Date: 11/11/25 @ 2:30 AM
Major bug: no dark mode.

The light.

It blinds my eyes.
From: sanka #19
Date: 11/11/25 @ 2:36 AM
I don't think Ignore works?
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #20
Date: 11/11/25 @ 2:36 AM
sanka said:

I don't think Ignore works?

On it
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #21
Date: 11/11/25 @ 11:52 AM
Private messaging system with sooper neato auto-suggest is online.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #22
Date: 11/11/25 @ 1:13 PM
Hello me, its me again.
Conversation threads implemented in private messages.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #23
Date: 11/11/25 @ 1:33 PM
Multiple Recipients in Private Messages

From: Tocsy #24
Date: 11/11/25 @ 2:57 PM
Doing some great work on the site derpyakisan! Thank you.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #25
Date: 11/11/25 @ 3:10 PM
hell yeah now i can send blook belly button pics again thanks pterry!
From: sanka #26
Date: 11/12/25 @ 1:02 AM
The old slorum had a thing on the right hand side of each forum that said something, Unread or whatever. It was a little thing that showed you where you were in the thread, and which posts were new or whatever. I'd like that back.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #27
Date: 11/12/25 @ 1:11 AM
The blue bar on the post header is the first unread indicator but I think we can slap an unread on there for ya.


From: sanka #28
Date: 11/12/25 @ 1:16 AM
You're a gem man. What city are you in, I wanna buy you a beer.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #29
Date: 11/12/25 @ 1:20 AM
He lives over by Fiesta Mart.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #30
Date: 11/12/25 @ 2:22 AM
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #31
Date: 11/12/25 @ 2:48 AM
hell yeah
From: phapster #32
Date: 11/12/25 @ 2:55 AM
How's the finances going for the Slor'm?
Is there enough moneys to keep it afloat?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #33
Date: 11/12/25 @ 3:34 AM
terry is coding from a coal car
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #34
Date: 11/12/25 @ 3:37 AM
Every time someone posts he gets charged one Schrutebuck.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #35
Date: 11/12/25 @ 3:38 AM
Actually I live between the space behind the seafood freezer and a wall at the Fiesta Mart on Kirby.
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #36
Date: 11/12/25 @ 5:35 AM
Unlimited imitation crab if you don't get caught stealing
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #37
Date: 11/12/25 @ 5:58 AM
can host
From: WayGroovy #38
Date: 11/12/25 @ 2:31 PM


Thread title and top pagination collide

Recommendations:

Swap site title-slogan with thread title, or add a break.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #39
Date: 11/12/25 @ 2:51 PM
WayGroovy said:



Thread title and top pagination collide

Recommendations:

Swap site title-slogan with thread title, or add a break.

lazy container divs swapped for bootstrap stackable columns.

Good?
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #40
Date: 11/12/25 @ 2:55 PM
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #41
Date: 11/12/25 @ 6:05 PM
Unlimited imitation crab if you don't get caught stealing
From: WayGroovy #42
Date: 11/13/25 @ 6:20 PM
I'm not sure how last read is being handled,

But for example, I was caught up to mid page 3 of favorite bog.

The total posts number of 189 had the following clickable link:

https://slorm.net/forum/topic.php?id=10

That took me to page 1 of topic 10.

From there I navigated back to Forum from the bottom of the page.

The thread appeared marked as read.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #43
Date: 11/13/25 @ 6:48 PM
That link I can shim up quick-like without interruption. The last read was written very early in (5 weeks ago lol) and needs to be scrapped and rewritten. I'll take another crack at it tonight.
From: WayGroovy #44
Date: 11/13/25 @ 7:01 PM
I redid the last one to save the datetime of the last read post, and calculate the number unread based on that. That seemed to have the least interaction with hiding or unhiding posts.

If I ever get back home, I'll get what I can to you of old functions.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #45
Date: 11/13/25 @ 7:24 PM
All halps appreciated. Much thank.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #46
Date: 11/13/25 @ 9:18 PM
I can't seem to ignore the wordle thread
I can watch it though
From: haze - up the back stairs #47
Date: 11/13/25 @ 10:46 PM
It must be real pretty.
From: Eddie #48
Date: 11/13/25 @ 11:29 PM
Observation is imgur no longer works in the UK. All seven slormies here might be affected. Not a site problem I get it but maybe there’s a recommended alternative?
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #49
Date: 11/14/25 @ 12:11 AM
YIKES

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1o14hvu/now_that_imgur_is_blocked_in_the_uk_what_free/
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #50
Date: 11/14/25 @ 2:41 AM
Eddie said:

Observation is imgur no longer works in the UK. All seven slormies here might be affected. Not a site problem I get it but maybe there’s a recommended alternative?

I have attempted to detect EU-ness and plugged in an EU friendly host.

Try it now :D

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