slimwhitem shoulda said:

dont like it? feel free to cancel. oh by the way, one of our agents just created your competitor from scratch in an hour

i want them to try that with my ai history

"all of these agents are trying to suck my

goat cheese through a melamine straw and I just can't

I have Curiosity Stream for throwing on background documentaries and such, cause it was like $2 for 3 months of streaming.
Lots of bad AI voiceovers on pumped out slop shows, some not even synced with what is being shown on there, with visuals also so bad I assume they were also made with AI.

I want my $2 back.

I only reupped it recently as I used it before, but I guess several months or so ago it changed the business model.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/11/curiosity-stream-expects-to-make-most-of-its-money-from-ai-deals-by-2027/

chobbler said:

Continues to astound me how brazen this stuff is.
Zero effort spent making it not sound AI-generated.

did you ever go to crowbar?
i think my least favourite sentence in this ad is 'step into a space that's as unique as a rare bird - eclectic, thrifty, and immersive!'
what the hell does that mean lmao
and then going on that they have professional friends waiting to keep you company when you go? altho i'm sure they just mean that the staff is friendly

i also just noticed 'opening at 4pm tonight'

lol good lort that puts the beak in bleak 🌚

enjoy cocktails, mocktails, birdseed, etc

japanface said:

did you ever go to crowbar?
i think my least favourite sentence in this ad is 'step into a space that's as unique as a rare bird - eclectic, thrifty, and immersive!'
what the hell does that mean lmao
and then going on that they have professional friends waiting to keep you company when you go? altho i'm sure they just mean that the staff is friendly

I actually did, and it's kind of an insane spot. Extremely well done and cool.
So it's extra funny that they didn't put any effort into the copywriting.

did they know your name

Kinda, as I've done work for the parent company,
which is why I was there at all.

Apparently Val Kilmers family decided to go for the money.

It's fun watching businesses get called out on slop

needs more nvidia DLSS filter

also i read a book in middle school where part of the premise was that companies had digitized every recording of every famous actor
so that they could put old timey stars like humphrey bogart into new movies and make him do whatever they wanted
can't remember what it was called for the life of me, would have been some time in the late 90s,
as i recall it was not treated as a good thing in the story

I THINK the movie im remembering was called body double maybe?
Only they would scan you and kill you and use your likeness.

"Don't feat the dead—and don't fear me."

HAHA GET IT?

but when will this unavoidably culminate into a live action ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

where's the damn edit button

Fazed platinum

good guys bad guys and explosions
except chuck norris is dead
and elon musk won't survive
at least that's how it should be
sha sha
sha doo

No wait

Good guys bad guys and explosions
Except chuck norris is dead
And elon musk won't survive
At least that's how it should be
There'll be one ultimate winner
Luigi Mangione

these are the worst haiku i've ever seen