Health and Exercise: The japanface Chronicles
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im running on the street
feelin fine on my feet
in the cold or the heat
in the rain or the sleet
when my run is complete
and i really gotta eat
gonna make me a treat
a big bowl of buckwheat
and a little bit of meat
now that is lookin pretty neat
but i really wanted beet
the bodega was deplete
and was lookin like defeat
instead im gonna settle for potato that is sweet
Posted by slimwhitem on 01/02/26 @ 6:40 PM
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #301
Date: 04/20/26 @ 2:28 PM
I benched 95, squatted 85, sumo deadlifted 65

My prs were 205, 235, and 265 respectively
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #302
Date: 04/20/26 @ 2:31 PM
You made the first move. Stick with it and be smart/take your time, and you'll get it back.

Remember rule #2: Don't get injured.
From: ghoast - Master Botanist #303
Date: 04/20/26 @ 2:33 PM
Rule #3: Just build a mech suit.
From: slimwhitem #304
Date: 04/20/26 @ 2:34 PM
yousit or lewis
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #305
Date: 04/20/26 @ 4:03 PM
that's nice
y'all are nice
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #306
Date: 04/20/26 @ 5:16 PM
good job getting back at it halfpee. . . (won't use that nickname again)

and as mentioned above don't get injured, but i think you'll be fine maintaining the right balance of enthusiasm and your legendary patience
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #307
Date: 04/20/26 @ 5:19 PM
My last run last week had to be cut short because after 1.25 miles I got a sharp ankle pain and wasn't able to run it out.

But today I had me one of them reel good feel good runs.
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #308
Date: 04/20/26 @ 5:20 PM
hell yeah
are you in line for a new pair of shoes soon?
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #309
Date: 04/20/26 @ 5:21 PM
is that the expression? "in line for a..."?

i just got a new pair friday and the runs have been feelin good as well
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #310
Date: 04/20/26 @ 5:23 PM
Nah, these still have a lot of miles left. I'm just old and have some weird turns I have to be careful on and probably just took a wrong step even though it wasn't anything I noticed doing.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #311
Date: 04/20/26 @ 6:27 PM
i was getting the dog ready for a walk this morning and softsmacked him in the noggin with my beanie (toque) as is part of our ritual for walk prep and i tweaked my back lol
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #312
Date: 04/20/26 @ 6:28 PM
luckily i have a massage this afternoon so i was almost excited to have something for them to focus on
but im also writhing around in my chair like a weirdo trying to get comfortable while my dag looks at me with schadenfreude in his eyes
From: Bamboozled - Babe #313
Date: 05/01/26 @ 10:29 PM
https://www.fastcompany.com/91534470/design-sebastian-sawes-adidas-evo3-supershoe

Meat the world's fastest runners
From: japanface - so spontaneous and brave #314
Date: 05/02/26 @ 4:18 AM
i bet adidas paid them to write that article
doesn't take anything away from the runners' speed and accomplishments tho
or even adidas for that matter
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #315
Date: 05/04/26 @ 3:50 PM
Guess I'll go out for a run then die from an allergy attack.
Guess I'll die.

Guess I'll die.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #316
Date: 05/04/26 @ 3:58 PM
can i have ur Intendo
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #317
Date: 05/04/26 @ 4:50 PM
u can have my jo fort
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #318
Date: 05/04/26 @ 8:40 PM
sold
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #319
Date: 05/06/26 @ 2:08 PM
Hit 189 for the first time. That's pretty beast. Next goal is 180.
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